Threat Llama Reviews

Todd G.

Ok so here's the deal. We all know this design is dope. What you don't know is how this shit will change your life. Let's start with the feel. This shirt is SOFT. I'm talking makes 500 thread Egyptian cotton feel like sandpaper. I'm talking the velvety soft feel of crushed velvet hugging you like an extra from Saturday Night Fever soft. Wearing this shirt will give you confidence. I wore it to a job interview and the guy asked me when I could start....now I'm his boss. My wife saw it and was in...

PRÈŸ (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Jason P.

I love the fact that this type of quality shirt, comes from small shop run by just the owner, that’s the poster child of the American dream. I really like my new threads👍🏻

PRÈŸ (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Dylan H.

Best shirts on the market for halo super fans and in general. Get after it, troopers. New Mombasa is counting on us.

Valhalla Jumper Shirt

Robert M.

The customer service is amazing kept me updated on the whole process they even helped me chamge the address where my brother got re stationed also he loves the water bottle best present i couldve gotten him you guys are awesome

NO QUARTER (Bottle) (Pre-Order)

Kayla S.

My husband opened this on Christmas and absolutely loved it! Its his new favorite shirt! This site is deff staying in my favorites tab! Quick shipping with lots of email updates!

Dwarven SPAS-12 (Shirt)

Big enough for a Hell Jumper to drop to the surface of an alien planet in. Warm like the blood of the Covenant scum that wets the field on which I tread.

NO QUARTER (Blanket) (Black)

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Grant H.

Awesome design, absolutely love ODST! I'd get more if I could. Great quality material and super quick delivery! Received within a week here in Australia

Ragnarök Jumper

Zachary A.

Got it as a surprise gift for my wife while I'm on deployment and she absolutely LOVES it! The design, the artwork, and the coziness of the blanket are the best parts. And, the price you pay for such a big blanket is hard to beat. Will absolutely be getting more of these products in the future as gifts!

The Beast of Bray Road (Blanket)

Charley H.

This is a great shirt! The material is so soft and it fits perfect. The print is a great quality as well! 10/10 will be purchasing again with this site!

Appalachian Guardian (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Matt E.

Great purchase experience! I ordered the wrong size, and they literally just added another shirt the right size (different color, but hey) FOR FREE I could not be happier. Shirt is fine quality. Will purchase from this page again

Appalachian Guardian (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Julia

This shirt is amazing quality! The material is soft and cozy but I don’t get too hot in it. I also love the fact that the design isn’t cheap and meshes into the shirt really well. Amazing product and would 10/10 recommend!

Space Siren (Long Sleeve)

Chad W.

Shirt feels great and fits amazingly. It hugs the arms and chest while hanging loose on the waste. It is also a fantastic length for the torso. Overall awesome shirt!

Appalachian Guardian (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Robert D.

The print on the front of the shirt is definitely not as bright as I thought it was going to be, but it makes up for it with how well the shirt fits. Very nice.

Appalachian Guardian (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Lord Commander I.

The goods you've got are what I've always wanted out of Halo merch and the like. Mix of metal, creepy, counter culture and a whole lot of ODST kit. Absolutely love it all.

Remember (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

William C M.

Amazing quality!! The woven cotton keeps me warm but breathes better than my old sofa blanket. The design is subtle when displayed in a thrown fashion. Brutally tasteful! Cant wait to get more

PRÈŸ (Blanket)

Austen B.

What brought me to this website was your DnD designs. Then I found out you also have a Helldivers-inspired design, so I had to add that and the No Quarter one to my cart. I love the quality and the brand. I also love the fact that you're a veteran! Stay awesome! - Austen

Democracy Spreader (Shirt)

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Caitlin C.

3x4 sticker ends up only being 1.5x2.5 when removed from the backing. It would be helpful if the approximate sticker sizing was included, rather than just the size of the rectangular backing. I would have sized up had I known.

I Cast Fireball (Sticker)

Zachery D.

This shirt is a brilliant fusion of gaming and military humor. The design cleverly combines the iconic A-10 Warthog aircraft with a playful RPG twist, creating a unique and eye-catching shirt that is sure to turn heads. The shirt itself is incredibly comfortable, with a soft and durable fabric that feels great to wear. Whether you're a gamer, a military enthusiast, or just appreciate clever design, this shirt is a fantastic addition to your wardrobe. Overall, a standout piece that effortlessly b...

I Cast A-10 Warthog (Shirt)

Zachery D.

This shirt is a must-have for any gamer or fantasy enthusiast. The design seamlessly blends humor and style, making it perfect for both casual wear and gaming events. The shirt's quality is top-notch, with soft fabric and vibrant printing that holds up well wash after wash. Plus, it's a great conversation starter for fellow gamers. Overall, a fantastic addition to any wardrobe for those who want to showcase their love for gaming with a touch of wit!

Out Of Spells (Shirt)

Sandra T.

As a blanket snob this has quickly became one of my favorites! The quality is fantastic and the details in the stitching are just chefs kiss* It also has a great weight to it for a throw blanket.

M240 Wizard (Blanket)

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Steven D.

This hat is of a superior quality! It is the perfect hat for outdoor activities and is a steal at its price point. Highly recommended!

Threat Llama Trucker Hat

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Jasmine

This is by far my favorite tshirt. A wonderful design and an incredibly comfortable shirt. Will definitely be buying more 😊

Black Beard

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Kevin C.

These shirts are quality! Made from the most comfortable material and can wear them to just about any occasion! Thanks Threat Llama!

Threat Llama Mascot

Nick F.

These shirts are the most comfortable shirts I have! I highly recommend buying. After 30 washes they haven’t shrunk or lost any color!

Threat Llama Mascot

Robert S.

Got the Blackbeard shirt and I can say these shirts fit/ feel amazing. I will be ordering this shirt and many more to come.

Threat Llama Mascot

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Collin K.

Great seller, awesome product 👌

Space Siren (Blanket)

Conner S.

Hoodie is the perfect size as I like to run them a bit bigger than myself. Quality is great and I’m looking forward to the other design I ordered as well as future releases 10/10 would recommend

Out Of Spells (Hoodie) (Pre-Order)

Zachery D.

This shirt is a fiery addition to any gamer's collection. The design captures the essence of spellcasting with vibrant colors and a dynamic illustration that demands attention. Crafted from high-quality fabric, the shirt is not only comfortable to wear but also durable enough to withstand countless adventures. Whether you're a seasoned wizard or a novice adventurer, this shirt is sure to ignite your passion for gaming and spark conversations wherever you go. In summary, it's a must-have for anyo...

I Cast Fireball (Shirt)

Alexis O.

I loved this I got it for my bf I have been searching high and low for this. The martial is great is nice and soft and it doesn't scratch his skin

MP5 Mage (Hoodie)

Conner S.

Super comfortable and a perfect fit for me. Bought another hoodie from you guys just after this one and I’m always checking updates on new merch. Would definitely recommend your company

I Cast Fireball (Hoodie)

Josiah N.

I remember the drop, the impact on the Covie frigate, and the door blowing off. From there it's all a blurry haze of plasma rounds, explosions, screams, and the hiss of my M7S SMG. We made our way to the reactor of the frigate, one by one I watched as my fellow Hell Jumper fell till it was just me at the objective. Bleeding from wounds and burns I placed my charges as I saw the shadow uncloak and ignite an Energy Sword. Through the cracks of my helmet visor I watched the Sangheili stalked toward...

NO QUARTER (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Josiah N.

Upon putting this shirt on I was instantly dropped into a battlefield surrounded by hordes of Covenant. Armed with my BR55 Battle Rifle and my ODST brother we pushed back the Covies, reached our objective, and took the ONI compound back. We then placed our charges and blew the facility to hell before being picked up by a D77-TC Pelican and taken back to base for debrief.

Trooper Marauder (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Travis K.

Shit looks fuckin mint bud 👌🏻 Can’t take a photo cause the ole toolbox is in a no camera zone but it gets all the nerds to do a double take.

Hell Jumper Sticker

Candace B.

Super soft hoodie! I read to size up and I’m happy I did. I’ve washed it about five times and it hasn’t shrunk or faded. Very well made. Would recommend!

GØØN SLÄYÈR (Hoodie) (Pre-Order)

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Keon F.

Great sticker, sick design

Remember (Sticker)

Paul M.

Make your life better/ buy this shirt! Looks even better in person than the website. Design is really well done on the shirt. It’s clear, legible, and looks great! my kids want one- and they want me to wear it to Costco! Really comfortable shirt. Fit is true to the sizing chart, not too loose, not too tight, it fit my shoulders and neck without either hanging off me like a tent or choking me. I like it so much I bought the Nessie shirt- one for me and one for my best bud.

GØØN SLÄYÈR (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Susan P.

Shirt is wonderful! The fit, feel, quality is all excellent. I am impressed with the printing of the design, it has great attention to detail and looks great! Thank you.

Tactical Taz (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Joshua R.

People love the gaming references from the shirt and have asked where to get one! Fits well, I use it as a gym shirt. Wish there was a hat with the graphic though.

Bloody-Mess Blue(Shirt)

Tosh C.

Work at hospital, wear scrubs. No belt loop work pants fall off I expose many old women. Boss says I do again I get fired. Shorts are underwear keep job buy children much food. 2 part shorts green cover up poop from no toilet paper, wife not notice much sexes. I now have many children.

Threat Llama Silkies

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Lj H.

Fits large but it’s very nice and comfortable

Out Of Spells (Tank Top)

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