Threat Llama Reviews

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Nick S.

Excellent shirt and design. Love Halo and ODST and will definitely be getting another shirt.

NO QUARTER (Shirt)

Adam L.

Shipping was fast and customer service was quick to help me when I needed to change the address. As far as shirts go I like this one! Next time have a wizard drop a nuke though!

Out Of Spells (Shirt)

Bennett P.

Wore this shirt to the gym and instantly started lifting more. Badass shirt to do badass activities in. Soft and stretchy to show off my muscles when I’m getting a good pump. 10/10, definitely pre-ordering more of ThreatLlama’s apparel

NO QUARTER (Shirt) (Pre-order)

Adam F.

FEET FIRST!!! I wear this as an undershirt and look at the other under dressed rubes and think to myself, “how many split-lips have you killed in the armory?”

Memento Mori (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Andrew S.

great detail, and wonderful quality!!

Angry Mailman - Limited Edition - 4”x 3" Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch

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Jacob B.

Looks and works like a charm. Bigger than I expected but absolutely wonderful quality!

Night Wanderer (Mousepad)

Fabian C.

I got the color pepper and the design is a little hard to see, but I actually kinda like it that way because when the sun hits it everyone around me knows I’m ready to spread some liber-tea!

Democracy Spreader (Shirt)

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Kerry O.

Rather than a blanket, I've found this makes an excellent (and motivating!) wall covering for my home gym!

Out Of Spells (Woven Blanket)

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Zachary F.

Great art, great quality, really great addition to my entertainment room. Also works as a good gun mat.

Out Of Spells (Mousepad)

Chandler H.

28 years! I’ve gone 28 years without knowing I’ve had a toosh big enough to consider calling “cake” . Those days are over though, now I can be double cheeked up every day now that I know what I’m packin. Milfs at the crawfish boil aren’t safe anymore. Thank you

Threat Llama Silkies

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Debbie R.

As an avid tea drinker I 100% recommend this product. It’s sturdy and durable and keeps my tea warm. Sometimes I even add whiskey.

Pyromancer Stein

Brandon A.

When I was at work I would have a store bought jug of water. It would fall and spill inside my car. My Honda civic was covered in black mold and I got pneumonia 3.5 times because of the water. Not only has this fixed that issue but people at work want to know when Threat Llama sells this product again so they can grab one.

NO QUARTER (Bottle) (Pre-Order)

Brian B.

After putting this on, i became a feral monster, my only goal in life was to hunt and kill the wendigo. I am forever shackled to a goal i cannot attain. It haunts me. Fits nicely on my arms and chest.

PRÈŸ (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Victor B.

Fast shipping and packaged very well. The stein is way better in person. The pictures do not do it justice on the website. I have tons of coffee/steins made in this way, but this one is easily already in my top 3, if not higher.

Mjölnir (Stein)

Bruce B.

I'm not usually a huge fan of straws, but this can is great. It's replacing my CamelBak 40-ish ounce can as my daily bottle. The rubber bottom liner was a nice touch my CamelBak didn't have, and can see the years of abuse on for it's lack. The rubber handle makes me a bit nervous for it's longevity, but that's a small issue. As long as the grommets(?) for the handle don't go anywhere, the handle can be "replaced" easily; and as the grommet are metal themselves, hopefully they'll stay for a good ...

GØØN SLÄYÈR (Bottle) (Pre-Order)

Wyatt C.

This shirt f***s! Reject modernity and return to tradition. This shirt reflects my internal dialogue and hatred of what has become the norm for modern western society. Nothing beats a Religious Templar armed with a shotgun shoved in the faces of the woke mob and soy boys. Would buy again just so I can wear it twice a week.

Shotgun Crusader (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Nick C.

So I have a werewolf girl friend who shows up when shes in the mood and we fuck, thats it. Over the yrs Ive learned more about her and she is really into the lore surronding her kind and I figured she would dig the blanket. So wish me luck guys cuz Im probably going to be fucked to death or the more likely scenario of my back looking like shredded meat from her claws as I give her the wood on the blanket. Pray for me Brothers.

The Beast of Bray Road (Blanket)

Melissa T.

Love this shirt so much and appreciate the customer service so so so much. I originally clicked on a small to order but was nervous about how it'd fit on my post baby body 😅 so I reached out and asked if it could be switched to a medium. I was given a fast and very polite response and when the shirt arrived it was a M 😊 this was my first time purchasing from Threat Llama and I can't wait to order again!

Appalachian Guardian (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Logan S.

Awesome stickers.

Mutie Slayer (Sticker)

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Donald D.

Absolutely amazing.

Shipping Protection

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Allen W.

Great detail and good quality. Comes with hardware for hanging if needed.

Space Siren (Acrylic Print)

Jennifer R.

This is my absolute favorite threat llama shirt. I got it a size up and it fits so comfortably, and always gets a couple of laughs when I wear it out!

Out Of Spells (Shirt)

Brian D.

Unfortunately I was never able to get my flag since I left for Korea under military orders and the place it was shipped too never opened before I left so it’s in the mail room forever now

Ragnarök Jumper (Flag)

Eddie B.

Been wearing Ranger panties for years and I can’t be shamed out of it. I’ve ordered from another company but they weren’t the same, too heavy. These are just like the ones I used to get from the exchange. The delivery was fast with no problems. Keep printing new designs and I’ll keep buying them. Thanks again.

Hell Jumper (Silkies)

Wyatt T.

Fantastic fabric! The shirt is snug in the best way possible, it’s form fitting but not suffocating. The designs are unique and badass. It makes a great everyday shirt and a sick gym tee. Will definitely be buying more when possible.

Memento Mori (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Saibyn R.

Amazing. Those knuckleneck split jaw hinge heads will never forget Warcrime-239 any time soon

Head Hunter (Blanket)

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Erik M.

Quality fabric, print and packaging. Don’t have second thoughts on the purchase, treat yourself.

I Cast Fireball (Oversized Shirt) (Pre-order)

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Sean A.

Great quality. Love it.

Power Skull (Shirt)

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An-khang P.

I love this sticker! Super awesome and quality is nice! Make a Spartan babe please!

Space Siren (Sticker)

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Dusty R.

Super high quality flag, it looks amazing on the wall

GØØN SLÄYÈR (Flag)

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Richard F.

Outstanding quality and customer service. HandMade in the USA product! A fine tribute to the Old Gods.

Mjölnir Stein

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Logan H.

Put this bad boy up in my office. It helps me channel my inner Shadow Wizard Money Gang.

MAC-10 Magic (Blanket)

Christopher S.

Preordered and couldn’t wait for it to arrive. One of my favorite shirts. It has since been ruined and I’m hoping you make another run soon! I’ll buy two next time!

Tactical Taz (Shirt)

Tyler P.

TL created a great product and even included a extra T-shirt gift. The 3xl sweatshirt is a bit tight when putting it on but fits well enough after that. I normally wear a 2xl since I work out a lot and have pretty big shoulders so it's understandable.

Pyromancer (Sweatshirt) (Pre-Order)

William C.

You ever sit in the woods into the dark staring off into nothing feeling at peace with everything then you look over and see a deer looking at you standing on two legs running full sprint at you and say hey sick shirt where did you get it?

GØØN SLÄYÈR (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Ryan J.

Awesome quality..killer customer service..couldn't ask for anything better

MP5 Mage (Hoodie)

Malik R.

Very good quality stickers and hot as f***

Space Siren (Sticker)

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Allen W.

Canvas was good quality. Needed a frame to be able to hang though.

NO QUARTER (Canvas)

Kyle S.

Some may say I have a big head, but it still fits my head great. My wife also has one and it fits her great as well! Both colors look great, especially paired with any of the t-shirts.

Threat Llama Trucker Hat

Tyler C.

A wise man that once pondered over what another man’s “good morning” should imply. Much like the wise men and women that find themselves purchasing this stein would ponder over their morning cup of coffee or tea. Was it a wish to have a good morning, an exclamation that the morning was good, or perhaps a declaration that they had felt good this morning? Well whatever the answer these ponderings might lead to, the incredible power one would feel while pondering is equivalent to that of the de...

Pyromancer Stein

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