Justin C.
The only complaint I have is the communication. I ordered and didnt hear anything for a few weeks then got a notification it was arriving that day. But the blanket is amazing and material feels great.
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PRÈŸ (Woven Blanket)
Rosemberg E.
This banner was absolutely incredible. However good it looks online, it was 10 times better in-person! I gave it as a gift to my best friend, and he loved it. Would absolutely buy again.
Hell Jumper (Flag)
Michael H.
I got this baddas sticker for my buddy whos hot and heavy for fallout. He got this sticker and I thought he was gonna hit me with a proposal. . . . . It was awkward, I laughed he laughed, I left he cried.
Power Skull (Sticker)
Rebeca C.
Every time my husband wears this shirt I just think how of how yummy he looks. 10/10 highly recommend
Berserker
Ronny J.
Well where do I start? This shirt is about as good as they come. You put it on and feel the soft supple cotton caress the baby soft skin of your back and fall in love with it all over.
But for real, this shirt is awesome. The sleeves are snug which are nice, while the chest and stomach is loose. The collar is also snug which works great for me, but some people may not be about that life. Pretty sure this is my new favorite shirt.
Mjölnir
Aiden A.
Needed another flag to go on the wall and then an add popped up on Instagram, peakllama at it again
Hell Jumper (Flag)
Donald G.
I love all my threat llama shirt I got 4 of y’all’s shirts I got the medieval menace the raised in hell shirt shotgun crusader and zombie llama
Release The Demon (Shirt)
Emma S.
I always have a hard time finding cool shirts that can effectively convey my love for guns/gear without making me look like somebody’s ultra-MAGA uncle at Walmart. This does the trick, PLUS I can be a DnD dork in the process. Thank you guys, will absolutely be ordering more stuff in the future.
MAC-10 Magic (Shirt)
Richard F.
Outstanding decal for your favourite water bottle or bike frame....great detail and colors....make sure you get one for your friends.
Chainsaw AR (Sticker)
Gunner H.
Honestly amazing, I wear it all the time, i had the stitching come loose on the side, but nothing I couldn’t easily fix myself. It’s soft on the inside, easy to wash, and comfortable. You guys make good shit. Please don’t ever stop.
Hell Jumper Hoodie
Jacob H.
The material is soft and the quality looks great. The emblem on the front isn't too large and the design on the back looks great. I've cold-washed the hoodie twice so far and hung dry and I cannot see any noticeable wear or fading of the print. It took a while but I'm glad I waited! Keep putting out killer products!
NO QUARTER (Hoodie) (Pre-Order) (Black)
Alexander S.
Copped this and honestly great quality it’s a deep mat and i love that since i have a deep desk the eyes are so dope they almost look like they glow in the dark
Joel (Mousepad)
Nathan M.
Coolest design I’ve ever seen on a shirt. Quality materials that last as well. I wear this shirt to the gym probably 2-3x a week and it has maintained its feel and fit very well.
Thè Nèssie (Shirt) (Pre Order)
Enrique P.
honestly I really like it, my favorite halo game is reach and I absolutely love having badass emile holding that elite head on my desk, it was also bigger than I expected it but that's definitely not a bad thing, I like it how it feels and sticks on my desk, this is most likely going to be my favorite mousepad I've ever owned.
Head Hunter (Mousepad)
Alex L.
Ordered while on rotation in Kuwait. Looks great, is sturdy, arrived quickly. My only complaint is that it’s not a double layer. The back isn’t a mono color like a nice clean all black or white. Some of the frills are also blue, red, or green. Doesn’t really match in my opinion. Overall though, very satisfied. I want some more in different designs
TL Brand (Woven Blanket)
Aaron R.
So funny enough this shirt got lost in the mail since like January 10th and I just got it. I would like to thank the customer service and support team you all have for helping me to figure out where it was and being able to keep up with me on the whereabouts of the product. Definitely will be buying more for you all in the future!
B Positive (Tank Top)
Dione G.
Got this because my grandson requested it. It’s a nice size, but feels thin. Not sure how warm it would be, it’s a Christmas gift, so I’ll have to wait for him to try it. The design is exactly as shown and the main reason why he wanted it, so I’m sure he’ll be pleased.
Realmsbane (Woven Blanket)
Angel V.
Great quality patches I like to put them on my old military bag and I can tell they last long already just by taking them out to shoot or camp
Conquest - Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch
Keller M.
It was a gift for my cousin and he absolutely loves it he tells me something new about it since he received it, I love the quality and effort you guys put into your gear
Space Siren (Woven Blanket)
Zachary H.
I've been wearing it everyday since it was delivered, very comfortable and just happened to be the perfect fit on my head right out of the package so obviously it was meant to be.
I love it, my friends love it, my girlfriend is just happy that I'm happy, and my FBI agent is jealous.
10/10 would be caught on national television wraring this.
Silenced SMG (Dad Hat)
Kayla S.
My husband opened this on Christmas and absolutely loved it! Its his new favorite shirt! This site is deff staying in my favorites tab! Quick shipping with lots of email updates!
Dwarven SPAS-12 (Shirt)
Armando L.
The shirt is great quality. Definitely get it in a larger size because it’s in athletic fit. I got a got large and my layers don’t show out so much. The print itself goes hard, absolutely love it.
Thè Nèssie (Shirt)
Samantha B.
This is the sickest blanket I've ever owned! Got it as a present for my husband and he loves it. The quality is incredible and it's such a comfy blanket. We got the biggest size and it's worth every penny.
PRÈŸ (Woven Blanket)
Isaiah W.
Ngl, I saw Emile holding a severed Elite head high with blood dripping from the neck and his blade, and knew I had to have it.
Much like all of Threat's art, the drawing itself is detailed and amazing to look at. The colored purple blood off the blade and neck of the Elite make it stand out vs. the rest of the image being in black and white. Very tasteful and a great choice of coloring.
I'd post pictures of me wearing it, but the shirt itself is comfortable to wear, the fabric is strong, feels...
Head Hunter (Shirt)
Jack H.
Absolutely phenomenal blanket. Even the folks like it and they didn’t even know what was on it until I held it up for them to see. Needless to say it’s very very cool and you should purchase. My only complaint was the long order to ship time, but it’s a small business and the people that make it are cool so that’s very overlookable.
NO QUARTER (Woven Blanket) (Black)
Sean C.
Incredible quality, very unique design. There’s a very fine line between cool/fun and tacky that’s difficult for products like these to stay within the former category, and these nail it. Will definitely be purchasing more from them!
Criminal Scum! (Tank Top)
Mark T.
I was surprised how quick the order arrived, it came to me in a few days. The flag is soft, it’s nice and looks amazing in my room. I hung it up on my wall and gave my room the uplift it needs.
Hell Jumper B/W Flag
Mark T.
I bought two of these patches to put on my combat shirt. They look awesome and match the khaki colors of the shirt. The patches were loved by my best friend who thinks they look badass on my combat shirt for our days shooting out at a flat range.
Hell Jumper - Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch
The N.
Best design and woven blanket I have ever bought! Exactly as pictured in the photos, larger than I had expected in my head, but that is a huge PLUS. Will indeed buy from this store shop again.
Space Siren (Woven Blanket)
The N.
This was purchased as a gift! My peer loved it since he is a huge Halo Reach fan, i dont know much about Reach, but he loves this character and loves the design of the woven blanket. I highly recommend these blankets to whoever you may know, or heck, you may even want!
Head Hunter (Woven Blanket)
Andre C.
This shirt made me lift heavier weights. The moment I put it on, my wife got pregnant. Trains stopped to let me pass the railroad tracks. But no this shirt is sick and it’s comfortable as all get out.
MP5 Mage (Shirt)
Lucas N.
It is one of the most comfortable shirts I've worn along with the other shirts I've gotten. 10/10 would recommend. I plan on cosplaying the absolute badass on the shirt for a con.
Space Mobster (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Brian B.
I fly this flag over my medic cabinet doors in the swat house. It’s a reminder to the others the unspoken horrors I’ll sick on them if they try and rat fuck the narcotics box.
Hella cool design in a well made flag.
GØØN SLÄYÈR (Flag)
Leonardo C.
Had my doubts about the fabric and the woven pattern. When I got the blanket I was pleasantly surprised at the quality and feel of it. My girlfriend loved it as a gift. Would 100% buy another blanket from you guys again. Love supporting small businesses
Green Swordsman (Woven Blanket)
Richard P.
The order took longer than normal dude to supply issues and the TL team did explain the situation. If they are this dedicated to quality control and informing customers. I will definitely be a repeat customer! Great job!
Hell Jumper (Flag)
Mayan M.
Bought this one for my husband too. Shirts are soft and comfortable. True to size and haven't had the design peel at all! Definitely the go to place if you have a love for cryptids and tactical gear!
GØØN SLÄYÈR (Shirt)
Lord Commander I.
The goods you've got are what I've always wanted out of Halo merch and the like. Mix of metal, creepy, counter culture and a whole lot of ODST kit. Absolutely love it all.
Remember (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
James-christopher M.
The quality it truly amazing, if you're considering getting one I'd highly recommend it! If the cost of freight to Australia wasn't so bad I'd be ordering almost everything from Threat Llamas site!
Aug 26th (Woven Blanket)
Jakeb G.
The blanket is bad ass man it’s made of good material not like the cheap ones u find everywhere this was well worth the money and I’m already planning of buying several more I was very pleased and pleasantly surprised of the quality hard to find them this big and as good of a quality y’all killed it
Requiescat (Woven Blanket)
Randall L.
Dude, love your stuff! When I saw it was Tarkov it was a must buy for me! Got a few of your shirts too, super comfortable and love the art! My favorite that isn't nerd specific is the "I cast war crimes" shirt. Keep it up, man!
Tarkov - Limited Edition - 4.5”x 4 ish" Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch
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