Threat Llama Reviews

Threat Llama Reviews

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Rebeca C.
Every time my husband wears this shirt I just think how of how yummy he looks. 10/10 highly recommend
Berserker
Ronny J.
Well where do I start? This shirt is about as good as they come. You put it on and feel the soft supple cotton caress the baby soft skin of your back and fall in love with it all over. But for real, this shirt is awesome. The sleeves are snug which are nice, while the chest and stomach is loose. The collar is also snug which works great for me, but some people may not be about that life. Pretty sure this is my new favorite shirt.
Mjölnir
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Richard F.
Outstanding decal for your favourite water bottle or bike frame....great detail and colors....make sure you get one for your friends.
Chainsaw AR (Sticker)
Keith V.
Purchased for my oldest son, currently Army enlisted. Very heavy and very large. He’s stationed in a cold area so it will be well used for the next few years.
PRÈŸ (Blanket)
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Gunner H.
Honestly amazing, I wear it all the time, i had the stitching come loose on the side, but nothing I couldn’t easily fix myself. It’s soft on the inside, easy to wash, and comfortable. You guys make good shit. Please don’t ever stop.
Hell Jumper Hoodie
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Josiah N.
I have the shirt and hoodie. I love them both, super soft and very well done. Definitely will be buying more.
NO QUARTER (Shirt) (Pre-order)
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Rustin C.
Loving the bottle ordered it as a work thermos and even in the heat it stays cold and holds ice all day definitely worth the purchase
GØØN SLÄYÈR (Bottle) (Pre-Order)
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Jacob S.
Epic shirt! Like a mix between Doomguy and a Templar. Definitely love rocking this one to the gym. 10/10
Shotgun Crusader (Shirt)
Skylee D.
My boyfriend found you guys on Instagram and he loved this blanket. He didn't want to get it because of the higher price. But I decided to surprise him with it as one of his birthday gifts and he loves it!
PRÈŸ (Blanket)
Armando L.
The shirt is great quality. Definitely get it in a larger size because it’s in athletic fit. I got a got large and my layers don’t show out so much. The print itself goes hard, absolutely love it.
Thè Nèssie (Shirt)
Zachary A.
Got it as a surprise gift for my wife while I'm on deployment and she absolutely LOVES it! The design, the artwork, and the coziness of the blanket are the best parts. And, the price you pay for such a big blanket is hard to beat. Will absolutely be getting more of these products in the future as gifts!
The Beast of Bray Road (Blanket)
Ricky S.
Love the concept mixes two of my favorite things. Haven’t put it on anything just yet but if you are a huge nerd I’d recommend these they are built to last if properly applied.
Where Magic Fails (Sticker)
Lucas N.
It is one of the most comfortable shirts I've worn along with the other shirts I've gotten. 10/10 would recommend. I plan on cosplaying the absolute badass on the shirt for a con.
Space Mobster (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Brian B.
I fly this flag over my medic cabinet doors in the swat house. It’s a reminder to the others the unspoken horrors I’ll sick on them if they try and rat fuck the narcotics box. Hella cool design in a well made flag.
GØØN SLÄYÈR (Flag)
Carlin A.
Aside from the exceptionally long time between ordering my shirt and the order being processed everything else has been fantastic. I love the material. The shirt fits perfectly. I recognize that things come up. Nothing goes to plan. Like I said though it's my only complaint.
Out Of Spells (Shirt)
Bryan L.
I bought 3 things in my order, and when it shipped everything shipped individually, and I only got shipping confirmation for 2/3 things in my order, I’m still waiting on my last item.
PRÈŸ (Sticker)
Lucas M.
I bought this for a good Halo buddy of mine for his birthday and they now have a second child on the way because of this shirt. I will be getting my own soon.
Night Wanderer (Shirt)
William D.
A great day pack/ bug out bag. I particularly like the concealed carry compartment. Pistol is attached to the Velcro by Velcro loops I had. Full zipper and different shade interior. Can’t say enough for the Legion second addition. I use it as emergency/bug out bag. Loaded with supplies for 4 days survival.
Cannae. Legion Day Pack
Jonathan H.
I used to think allowing mutants to coexist would be a good idea. After wearing this shirt, I have come to realize that their ride is over and it’s time for them to die.
Mutie Slayer (Tank Top)
Bryce M.
Im at work so i dont have a picture, but the shirt fits perfect for outgoing and gym outfits. I jjst ordered a 2x of the no quarter since my xl was getting tight. Its a good company with quick shipping and good quality.
Trooper Marauder (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Emma L.
Probably the best woven blanket I own by design alone, but made even better by how soft it is! Most of my woven blankets end up couch or wall decorations because they're too scratchy, but this one is perfect for cuddling under to listen to some smooth ODST jazz and clear New Mombasa of Covenant!
Trooper Marauder (Blanket)
Zachary F.
The xl was a bit too long for me but was hoping it would be looser around the arms but it's normal for shirts to have more of an athletic fit
Cursed Trooper (Shirt) (Pre-order)
Joseph M.
Great shirt, design is so damn cool. Also loved the Threat Llama shirt included as well; the Jurassic Park theme was sick. Definitely going to be buying more stuff as it comes available.
Hell Jumper Shirt
Juan R.
Got complements the first day wearing it and feels like quality material. Only thing it was like right one the money on size if you like it baggy go a size bigger than normal.
Hell Jumper Hoodie
Stu S.
Honestly one of my favorite shirts. Super soft material which I've had hit and miss issues with ordering online. The quality and design on this shirt is why ill keep an eye threat llama stuff.
Ragnarök Jumper Shirt
Brandon C.
Lemme tell you about the this Valhalla Jumper shirt. As an aspiring bodybuilder it’s important to find good quality that had amazing comfort while still defining you as an individual. This was one of my first XL shirts that I had the pleasure and of growing into and I must say it is nothing but pleasure! It’s quite simple, the comfort, the look, the gains… threatllama understands.
Valhalla Jumper Shirt
Dylan H.
I havent been able to buy one of these shirts yet because people think theyre so dope. Thats how much I love them. Just wish they had more on stock. From wisco with love.
Hell Jumper Shirt
Brock S.
Absolutely love the design and material! Some stitching did come undone after a few washes, but I've taken it to a tailor to get fixed up because this sweatshirt looks too good to have any aesthetic flaws. My go-to hoodie now.
NO QUARTER (Hoodie) (Pre-Order)
Markus R.
The llama you guys sent ate the hoodie AND the sticker…. You guys told me this model llama was to be the most well behaved one that comes free when doing pre order hoodies and its like you guys sent the worst one of the herd!!…now come to think of it the llama does have black wool….hey wait a minute..!!! *Ahem!* the hoodie is awesome fits rather snug very soft inside and out and i enjoy it alot! I hope you guys will make 4x hoodies sometime in the future because baggy hoodies are the best! Defin...
NO QUARTER (Hoodie) (Pre-Order)
Justin W.
I am 5,7 bout 195lb and I got a large and it’s fits perfectly for my taste. Tight enough around the arms and just sits on the shoulders nice and then the chest and abs are loose I think it’s a perfect fit. They are incredibly comfortable too.
Threat Llama Mascot (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Justin W.
I am 5,7 bout 195 lb and a large for me fits great sleeves are tight enough while the chest and abs are loose I think it’s a perfect fit. They are super comfortable too.
Black Beard (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Christopher G.
Shirt fits amazing around the arms and chest. Leaves some room towards my belly and waist for a comfortable fit. The design is sick and it’s one of my favorite shirts for casual/gym wear.
Valhalla Jumper (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Alex C.
Excellent hoodie! I will warn you. When they say size up size up. Im a large hoodie in Under-armor hoodie sizes and typically wear an XL to lift in. Got an XL from TL and it fits like a large. Should of got a double xl. That being said its super comfy and i plan to game in it instead of workout. Highly recommend.
NO QUARTER (Hoodie) (Pre-Order)
Mikayla M.
10/10 would definitely order again. I love the design and it is super soft and fits perfectly and the shipping was fast too. Definitely buy it if you're thinking about it
Zombie Llama
Haze F.
Shirts run true to size, XL ended up being a little too big for my bf but nonetheless such a soft and well made shirt! Customer service is 11/10 amazing, will definitely be purchasing again!!
Hell Jumper Shirt
Ali J.
Quality of the shirt is truly fantastic. I use it at the gym all the time and always get compliments on it. The Design is also just as cool as it looks in the pictures.
Hell Jumper Shirt
Steven W.
Honestly these shirts are way better quality than I was expecting you absolutely will not be disappointed in the over all texture and quality of the graphic. 100% worth it
Indefinite Camper (Shirt)
Ty J.
The design is actually pretty accurate to what is shown and a great item to show off or hang in a room with that being said it does have burlap ESC texture for me it's quite comfortable and I love to use it some might not tho it does definitely show a homemade feel and style tho definitely worth the price
Gnome War (Blanket)
Emma L.
As usual, Threat Llama delivers nothing but the best. I love this water bottle and if more come up for sale, I will definitely buy more. It's heavy duty and the printed design is excellent quality. 100/10, keep it up!
NO QUARTER (Bottle) (Pre-Order)
Jordan R.
It fucks, I laid this beautiful woven blanket on my bed and when my wife walked in she said “wtf is this bullshit” next thing I knew we had the craziest sex imaginable. It really helped unleash her inner “wendussy” Highly recommended 10/10 ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
PRÈŸ (Blanket)
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