Threat Llama Reviews

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Amanda M.

I love this company. From the amazing shirt designs to the people who make them, thry will forever take my money. More mothman though, pls.

Møthmàn (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Matthew A.

Exactly what I was hoping it'd be. It's huge, and the image looks great. Also good communication throughout the packaging and shipping process.

Out Of Spells (Mousepad)

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Skylar R.

so worth it. comfy, warm and covers my whole body. not disappointed in the slightest and i can’t wait to get the gnome on the cat

Appalachian Guardian (Blanket)

Carlos V.

Sticker came out exactly how I saw online and with the quality was a lot better than I thought it was gonna be. I've had it on my gym sticker for 2 months already and its holding up fantastic

Space Siren (Sticker)

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Charles H.

It’s a great fit, relaxed but can see that I haven’t totally forgotten where the dumbbells are. The art is great. I love this shirt. Keep’em coming!!!

Power Skull (Shirt)

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Brian K.

Shipped fine, and looks great on my DnD computer. Only minor issue was that the cut was a bit shallow and I had to be careful getting it off the backer.

MAC-10 Magic (Sticker)

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Steven D.

This design fits perfectly well for going to the gym or going out during the day. Big fan of the Halo 3: ODST!! 🤘🏻👍🏻🔥🔥

Valhalla Jumper (Pre-Order)

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Will A.

Innies and Covies alike will fear you when you wear this shirt! Ok, maybe just small children and old people but it's still an awesome shirt.

Release The Demon (Shirt)

Donald G.

I love all my threat llama shirt I got 4 of y’all’s shirts I got the medieval menace the raised in hell shirt shotgun crusader and zombie llama

Release The Demon (Shirt)

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Zachary P.

Great experience! My shirt got here very quickly and it fits awesome. Hugs the biceps perfectly. Makes me feel like a Greek god.

Shotgun Crusader (Shirt)

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Spencer J.

Absolutely phenomenal quality. Package was good quality and the sticker is thick and durable. Perfect for anything you wanna slap it on.

Drop Trooper (Sticker)

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Andrew T.

Good quality flag, I like the design, and decent delivery time. The package was nice as well (not a generic one)

NO QUARTER (Flag)

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Steven D.

Love the Wendigo drip and the hoodie feels smooth and comfortable warm. The the Bone Collector design is very awesome. 🤘🏻🔥

The Bone Collector (Hoodie) (Pre-order)

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Richard F.

Great service, fast shipping, and I high quality item....special thanks for a great addition that will require a special location.

Black Beard Sticker (Flesh)

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Richard F.

Adding this to my daily rider (full time cyclist)…with this much character and quality it goes on the new gravel grinder !

Power Skull (Sticker)

Michael H.

I got this baddas sticker for my buddy whos hot and heavy for fallout. He got this sticker and I thought he was gonna hit me with a proposal. . . . . It was awkward, I laughed he laughed, I left he cried.

Power Skull (Sticker)

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Emily P.

Great quality shirt and awesome design. The shirt is soft and comfy and the design looks like it will last.

Appalachian Guardian (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Craig H.

Love this shirt!! It’s a awesome design, and it fits great! Criptids are legit! I will be purchasing and have purchased more products!

Appalachian Guardian (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Lucas N.

I got 2 so I could match with my friend and I can't wait to show it to him. It's really comfortable and a badass design

MAC-10 Magic (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Steven D.

The shield wall shirt looks fantastic and I loved the artwork of the shirt. Plus it fits me well with the other clothes I bought too. 🤘🏻🔥🔥

Shield Wall (Shirt) (Pre-order)

Emma S.

I always have a hard time finding cool shirts that can effectively convey my love for guns/gear without making me look like somebody’s ultra-MAGA uncle at Walmart. This does the trick, PLUS I can be a DnD dork in the process. Thank you guys, will absolutely be ordering more stuff in the future.

MAC-10 Magic (Shirt)

Jacob H.

The material is soft and the quality looks great. The emblem on the front isn't too large and the design on the back looks great. I've cold-washed the hoodie twice so far and hung dry and I cannot see any noticeable wear or fading of the print. It took a while but I'm glad I waited! Keep putting out killer products!

NO QUARTER (Hoodie) (Pre-Order) (Black)

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Paul T.

Loved the design so I knew I had to order it the second I saw it. My arms have never looked better.

Remember (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Alexander S.

Copped this and honestly great quality it’s a deep mat and i love that since i have a deep desk the eyes are so dope they almost look like they glow in the dark

Joel (Mousepad)

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Gavin N.

Awesome shirt! Comfortable and fits really well. Something odd though is that it smells of cinnamon when it arrived lol.

Memento Mori (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Gabriel S.

Very based, fits larger than the ODST shirts(which is odd as we all know ODSTs are hand selected elite troopers while the storms are run of the mill virgins but that's neither here nor there). If you wear a XL ODST shirt buy a L. Cheeeeck.

Doomed-Trooper (Shirt) (Back Design)

Samantha B.

This is the sickest blanket I've ever owned! Got it as a present for my husband and he loves it. The quality is incredible and it's such a comfy blanket. We got the biggest size and it's worth every penny.

PRÈŸ (Woven Blanket)

Keller M.

It was a gift for my cousin and he absolutely loves it he tells me something new about it since he received it, I love the quality and effort you guys put into your gear

Space Siren (Woven Blanket)

Zachary H.

I've been wearing it everyday since it was delivered, very comfortable and just happened to be the perfect fit on my head right out of the package so obviously it was meant to be. I love it, my friends love it, my girlfriend is just happy that I'm happy, and my FBI agent is jealous. 10/10 would be caught on national television wraring this.

Silenced SMG (Dad Hat)

Nathan M.

Coolest design I’ve ever seen on a shirt. Quality materials that last as well. I wear this shirt to the gym probably 2-3x a week and it has maintained its feel and fit very well.

Thè Nèssie (Shirt) (Pre Order)

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Alex B.

As a halo fan I had to spring for this shirt especially coming from a Veteran owned business. Looking forward to all future halo themed attire.

Hell Jumper Shirt

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Jacob H.

This not only my new favorite hoodie, but fits with comfort. I remember seeing this, being an ODST fan and I’m not disappointed!

Hell Jumper Hoodie

Zachary C.

I wear a Large for shirts and XL for hoodies so I can get a more comfy fit. These are basically a size small so if you’re normally a large, get an XL so it will fit like a Large. Get a XXL if you want that “chill at home” fit.

GØØN SLÄYÈR (Hoodie)

Troy O.

Went a size up on the hoodie and it fits PERFECT!!! Get lots of compliments and all my friends asked me where I got it 10/10!!!

Hell Jumper Hoodie

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Candace B.

I absolutely love this shirt! I listened and sized up. Happy I did and happy with the loose fit. The material is extremely soft too! Definitely recommend!!

Thè Nèssie (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Pelayo R.

Incredible backpack. Great quality and enough space inside for motorcycle journeys. I wish the shipping to Spain had been available, but I had to ship it to MyUS platform to get it to Spain.

Cannae. Legion Day Pack

Christopher C.

These sweatshirts are great, super comfortable and fit great. Recommend getting a size up since they shrink a decent amount if you toss it in the dryer. Also, it’s a bit darker than the pic shows.

Mjölnir Sweatshirt

Anthony C.

Zombie lovers unite! Whether you are slaying in Nacht der Untoten or desending upon Raccoon City, this shirt is a must have. Great fit and comfortable material with an undead design. “Llamas never say die”

Zombie Llama

Morgan S.

The mouse pad was a perfect gift for my gamer partner! The mat is so well made and the print looked so good! I would absolutely buy from Threat Llama for future birthdays!

Realmsbane (Mousepad)

Anthony A.

The shipping was a bit confusing as I ordered a few things and they all came separately as different orders. Other than that, the shipping was quick so I can not complain. The shirt is a perfect fit and also is stretchy allowing some wiggle room. Good material that doesn't irritate my skin even while I'm working outside. The decal is really cool and as a long time Halo fan, I love it. Great shirt!

NO QUARTER (Shirt)

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