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6'1 tall lengthy dude fits great feels great medium is what I got for the size I've bought two hoodies all great quality and fit the same love that I can raise my arms without my belly showing lol and yes I've dried both of them same great fit afterwards

I am not going to lie. I buy almost everything threat llama drops. Do I have the money for it? Still trying to figure that out. What I do know is my cat absolutely loves this blanket. The moment I got it was the moment he claimed it. I ended up buying a second one because of it… The quality of the blankets is surreal. It’s almost as if they have the fabric imported from the Middle East. 10/10 would recommend anyone! If you don’t buy, you’re a piece of shit.

Automatically one of my top favorite shirts as soon as I put it on! I'm 5'10, a fit 180lbs, and a medium fits so perfectly it highlights my good upper body proportions. It's dang soft, and I think I'll get another just in case I want to wear one while another is in the wash. One heck of a product! 10/10

Bought the red one for 4th of July and it came out awesome! High quality, been through plenty of washes and no shrinkage. I’m a thinner/long guy so it’s hard to find shirts of good length that square up the frame and arms well, but the large was perfect. Solid summer bbq shirt with a sweet design.

Do you even RED Friday? I do and this shirt really fits the bill. Comfortable, good fit, and also retains its beautiful red color through the wash. Until they all come home.

I Loved this ODST Trooper Marauder. Because it’s a killer design and it fits well in my bedroom. Plus my girlfriend is in love with it as well. I recommend it if you’re a fan of the Glory of HALO 3: ODST 10/10 🤙🏻❤️‍🔥

I got a notification today saying that if I leave a review my next order will be 10% off. Don’t wear it to the gym unless you want people talking to you about how cool your shirt is. I like the way the shirt fits. I’m about 6’3 and a lean 235 so the 2XL is perfect for me. Tighter in all the rights spots. If you’re fat you may wanna go a size up than normal and you should also work out and not drink so much.

This shirt is probably my least worn threat llama shirts just purly becasue its the newest one ive purchased. The design on is amazing and the feel of the shirt is like the rest of the shirts. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING

There was seriously no better way to spend the 4th of July than by wearing a threat llama t shirt. Not only is it perfect for the holidays but for everyday wear as well. From the amazing quality to the detailed design it goes above and beyond your average shirt. With no shrinkage! 10/10 highly recommend

This is my favorite of the many shirts I have purchased from this company. They are extremely comfortable and hide my postpartum belly wonderfully. The image doesn’t fade after several washes and I like that it isn’t a vinyl image that cracks over time. I also love the choice of colors that can be paired easily with other items.

On celebrating America’s birthday there is only one t-shirt company my friends and I trust to wear as we breath in the sweet fumes of freedom. THREAT LLAMA! As you can see the shirts fit prefect even after scarfing down 17 freedom brats, and drinking a full 30 rack of liberty beers. Even for two dad bods it sure looks like we are curling more than our daily 12 cold ones. Super comfortable, and nothing more patriotic then this shirt.

By far my favorite shirt by them. You can't beat the way they fit. Super comfortable, slimming, and hugs the arms to make anyone look like they're walking around with 2 pythons 🐍🐍 Love the original artwork, the design is also incredibly clean and high quality. Constantly have people asking about the shirts and where to get them.

Guys, these shirts are 100% guaranteed to get you noticed. Not kidding on this one. The fit of these shirts is amazing. Even if you're not ripped, the way it lays makes anyone look good wearing it. I've gotten more compliments in this shirt on the fit and the design then I've gotten in my best suit.

These shirts fit like you wish all other shirts fit! I know own every one and will continue to add to my collection! This OG design is a sweet one and I get compliments all of the time.

My husband has the red and I have the blue. My whole family bought one. They are very comfortable and cool design. They were perfect for us to wear on the Fourth of July! But we wear them all the time because… America ya know?

Love, love, love the material! Seriously, comfiest shirt I have ever put on my body! The print is awesome and just an all round awesome brand! Can’t wait to get more of their shirts!

Absolutely love this shirt brand. They fit well, are SUPER soft, and can take a beating ( multiple washes ). As someone who works in clothing professionally I recommend them daily. I wear a medium as I like a close fit, I would adjust accordingly.

I love these shirts. All of them honestly. All great quality. I even wear them when I speak to the youth at my church. All the youngins love them too! Great quality worth every penny

By the gods this blanket is fantastic! Incredibly soft the details on it are crazy if you’ve been hesitant on picking this or any of the other blankets do yourself a favor a get one

SELF THERAPY! Until i get some tattoos i have some flags both to spice up my face cam when i stream and when i sleep at night i have a skinwalker watch over me as well ast its settling to stare at while i sleep. Literally some of the best Self Therapy i Bought.. <3

This is my absolute favorite shirt that i own. It came in OD green and the sleeves fit nice and snug after a wash. These shirts are made of the softest material and i can wait to own them all.

It fits perfect, feels great, and it is Thor! My new favorite shirt. Love the snug fit around the arms. Everything Threat Llama puts out is 🔥 from the designs to the customer service. Solid company. Ready for his next drop.

The shirt and print are high quality! Image is top tier. Fits on the looser side, which I love. If you want it tight fitting maybe a size down.

There was a mess up with my order but Jordan was a great help but was more than stoked with now having 2 of these blankets great service and fast shipping couldn’t ask for a better way to spruce up the spot!

Awesome product, fantastic quality, and easy to order. I couldn’t have asked for more. Definitely want more from Helldivers 2 in the future.

The customer service was outstanding. And the products are high quality. I got these for my boyfriend and he gets alot of compliments!

Very great, high quality. I'm a fan, not usually a fan on blankets but 🤷🏽. It's a damn good blanket.

Realmsbane (Woven Blanket) is absolutely awesome quality—thick, detailed, and straight-up badass. A must-have for any fantasy nerd looking to level up their space

This was a gift for my husband and he absolutely LOVES it!! It’s soft but sturdy and almost has a weighted blanket feel.

Outstanding colors and design…. I turned mine into a custom fridge magnet so I can change arrangement as I add new pieces.

This shirt is Llimping Llama Racing APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!! Super soft fabric, great fit, and killer design - literally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Couldn't ask for a better product in my humble opinion!!!!!

Great quality patch, as always! Not only that, but I got two bonus patches thrown in, one hell of a surprise!

Stellar service, Brother Threatllama assisted me in washing instructions and UPS issues. The product is amazing and I cannot wait to purchase more items. Well worth your money.

Halo was my favorite game growing up and I'm happy to rock a sweatshirt that embodies my love for the game. Amazing quality sweatshirt!

Pretty good time to ship along with it being pretty good quality. Got that shit hanging on my barracks door

Yeah this is definitely what I wanted, also its fits perfectly between my TV legs so that's a added plus (50in TV)

I love this shirt. It’s soft and the design is bad ass. I sized up because I like my shirts looser. Would definitely buy again ❤️

Comfy, feels good, flexible and breathable, very satisfied with the quality/design. Will be purchasing more from threat llama in the future undoubtedly.

Fits great and looks great. Yall definitely get a strong recommendation from me. You made a loyal customer right here.

100% cotton feels great in causal wear and under battle plating. The designs are detailed and catch the attention of surrounding friendlies. 10/10 Money well spent.