Threat Llama Reviews

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Ryan Austin J.

I am not going to lie. I buy almost everything threat llama drops. Do I have the money for it? Still trying to figure that out. What I do know is my cat absolutely loves this blanket. The moment I got it was the moment he claimed it. I ended up buying a second one because of it… The quality of the blankets is surreal. It’s almost as if they have the fabric imported from the Middle East. 10/10 would recommend anyone! If you don’t buy, you’re a piece of shit.

M240 Wizard (Blanket)

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Candace B.

Absolutely love this sweatshirt! It’s super soft and I get a lot of compliments whenever I wear it. The details tell you to size up so make sure you do that because it does run a size smaller.

Mjölnir (Sweatshirt) (Pre-Order)

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Debbie R.

Do you even RED Friday? I do and this shirt really fits the bill. Comfortable, good fit, and also retains its beautiful red color through the wash. Until they all come home.

Patriot

Chase M.

Bought the red one for 4th of July and it came out awesome! High quality, been through plenty of washes and no shrinkage. I’m a thinner/long guy so it’s hard to find shirts of good length that square up the frame and arms well, but the large was perfect. Solid summer bbq shirt with a sweet design.

Patriot

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Avery C.

This shirt is probably my least worn threat llama shirts just purly becasue its the newest one ive purchased. The design on is amazing and the feel of the shirt is like the rest of the shirts. ABSOLUTELY AMAZING

M240 Wizard (Shirt)

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Caleb R.

By the gods this blanket is fantastic! Incredibly soft the details on it are crazy if you’ve been hesitant on picking this or any of the other blankets do yourself a favor a get one

Cursed Trooper (Blanket)

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Tim B.

By far my favorite shirt by them. You can't beat the way they fit. Super comfortable, slimming, and hugs the arms to make anyone look like they're walking around with 2 pythons 🐍🐍 Love the original artwork, the design is also incredibly clean and high quality. Constantly have people asking about the shirts and where to get them.

Black Beard

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Tim B.

Guys, these shirts are 100% guaranteed to get you noticed. Not kidding on this one. The fit of these shirts is amazing. Even if you're not ripped, the way it lays makes anyone look good wearing it. I've gotten more compliments in this shirt on the fit and the design then I've gotten in my best suit.

Pyromancer

Dejon M.

On celebrating America’s birthday there is only one t-shirt company my friends and I trust to wear as we breath in the sweet fumes of freedom. THREAT LLAMA! As you can see the shirts fit prefect even after scarfing down 17 freedom brats, and drinking a full 30 rack of liberty beers. Even for two dad bods it sure looks like we are curling more than our daily 12 cold ones. Super comfortable, and nothing more patriotic then this shirt.

Patriot

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Jessica D.

This is my favorite of the many shirts I have purchased from this company. They are extremely comfortable and hide my postpartum belly wonderfully. The image doesn’t fade after several washes and I like that it isn’t a vinyl image that cracks over time. I also love the choice of colors that can be paired easily with other items.

Time To Get Spicy

Jessica D.

My husband has the red and I have the blue. My whole family bought one. They are very comfortable and cool design. They were perfect for us to wear on the Fourth of July! But we wear them all the time because… America ya know?

Patriot

Rebeca C.

There was seriously no better way to spend the 4th of July than by wearing a threat llama t shirt. Not only is it perfect for the holidays but for everyday wear as well. From the amazing quality to the detailed design it goes above and beyond your average shirt. With no shrinkage! 10/10 highly recommend

Patriot

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Hayden F.

This is my absolute favorite shirt that i own. It came in OD green and the sleeves fit nice and snug after a wash. These shirts are made of the softest material and i can wait to own them all.

Mjölnir

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Kyle S.

These shirts fit like you wish all other shirts fit! I know own every one and will continue to add to my collection! This OG design is a sweet one and I get compliments all of the time.

Threat Llama Mascot

Kira W.

Love, love, love the material! Seriously, comfiest shirt I have ever put on my body! The print is awesome and just an all round awesome brand! Can’t wait to get more of their shirts!

Mjölnir

Seth P.

I love these shirts. All of them honestly. All great quality. I even wear them when I speak to the youth at my church. All the youngins love them too! Great quality worth every penny

Threat Llama Mascot

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Mr. S.

SELF THERAPY! Until i get some tattoos i have some flags both to spice up my face cam when i stream and when i sleep at night i have a skinwalker watch over me as well ast its settling to stare at while i sleep. Literally some of the best Self Therapy i Bought.. <3

GØØN SLÄYÈR (Flag)

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Caleb R.

There was a mess up with my order but Jordan was a great help but was more than stoked with now having 2 of these blankets great service and fast shipping couldn’t ask for a better way to spruce up the spot!

PRÈŸ (Blanket)

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Richard F.

Outstanding colors and design…. I turned mine into a custom fridge magnet so I can change arrangement as I add new pieces.

PRÈŸ (Sticker)

Billy A.

It fits perfect, feels great, and it is Thor! My new favorite shirt. Love the snug fit around the arms. Everything Threat Llama puts out is 🔥 from the designs to the customer service. Solid company. Ready for his next drop.

Mjölnir

Hunter

Absolutely love this shirt brand. They fit well, are SUPER soft, and can take a beating ( multiple washes ). As someone who works in clothing professionally I recommend them daily. I wear a medium as I like a close fit, I would adjust accordingly.

Patriot

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Michael H.

Stellar service, Brother Threatllama assisted me in washing instructions and UPS issues. The product is amazing and I cannot wait to purchase more items. Well worth your money.

Mothffee (Woven Blanket)

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Syron L.

Halo was my favorite game growing up and I'm happy to rock a sweatshirt that embodies my love for the game. Amazing quality sweatshirt!

NO QUARTER (Hoodie) (Pre-order)

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Alex B.

Love the patch. Brings me back to the days of all nighters with the boys, Mt dew, gears and halo.

COGS of Battle (Bloody) - Limited Edition - 4.5”x 4.5" Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch

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Timmothy L.

Good squad BB! Great quality, definitely feels like it'll last and withstand the elements, but I think the sticker needs one thing: MOAR NVGS!

Goon King (Sticker)

John W.

This shirt is Llimping Llama Racing APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!! Super soft fabric, great fit, and killer design - literally!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Couldn't ask for a better product in my humble opinion!!!!!

Threat Llama Mascot

Michael H.

Amazing quality, nothing less than expected. A Deathclaw saw me and ran when he saw the shirt, I gave him the American war winner with a two shot Fat Man.

Apocalyptic Cowboy (Shirt)

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Candace B.

I love this shirt. It’s soft and the design is bad ass. I sized up because I like my shirts looser. Would definitely buy again ❤️

Indefinite Camper (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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James R.

Worth the purchase, had to search a little for the picture frame 12x16 is an odd frame size, but nonetheless! Worth the buy, very satisfying !

MP5 Mage (Canvas)

Michael H.

Amazing quality shirt, super soft and comfy. I did however do worse for my party than a wizard in confined spaces. Note, do not cast A-10 warthog in a cave. Nobody lives.

I Cast A-10 Warthog (Shirt)

Ashley J.

I got this shirt for my brother and he loves it. This is my husbands current favorite brand and now we have a whole closet full. The quality and the designs are great.

I Cast A-10 Warthog (Shirt)

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Julian P.

Very comfortable and athletic fit alongside being pretty fashionable. Good from casual wear to the gun range to working out.

Hell Jumper Shirt

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Richard F.

Outstanding quality with great material and adhesive...already applied to a coffee travel mug and endured numerous washings. Still great as ever.

Mjölnir Sticker

Troy O.

Threat Llama is the s**t!!! Comfortable shirt, badass design and badass company to interact with. I like to order a size up.

Hell Jumper Shirt

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Layne G.

High quality shirt. Extremely soft, snug fit around the arms and cozy around the waste. Great design and very durable.

Valhalla Jumper Shirt

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Joseph G.

Got the MP5 Wizard blanket. Surprisingly soft and comfortable. Extremely warm as well. Haven’t really needed anything else when it gets cold.

MP5 Mage (Blanket)

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Carlton G.

The product arrived quickly, it is quality materials, and looks amazing in my TV room. I’m definitely ordering more of these for other areas in my home.

GØØN SLÄYÈR (Blanket)

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Cody P.

Great! Looks great and works great... only thing is keep in mind the logo is alot bigger in person then in the picture they show.. not disappointed at all!

Xeno Mode (Mousepad)

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Steven D.

Big fan of the ODST and it’s looks awesome when you workout at the gym. Plus, It’s viking version of Ragnarök.

Ragnarök Jumper (Pre-Order)

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Tyler T.

Great quality, love the design, also I got a sweet bonus slap, can’t wait to get more stuf from @Thretlama

GØØN SLÄYÈR (Sticker)

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