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Customer photo review of GØØN SLÄYÈR (Hoodie) (Pre-Order)
Liam K.
So, let me start off by saying that I love this collab and absolutely want to see more (I'd buy a whole hell of a lot more.) the people behind it are awesome, the design is sick, and the fabric is soft and comfortable. The hoodie wears incredibly well even though I'm overweight (working to change that) and I think it'll hold up really well over time. All in all, a very nice product. Now, with that being said I do have one criticism. The hood is way too small, it only covers around three-quarte...
GØØN SLÄYÈR (Hoodie) (Pre-Order)
Customer video review of Shovel Trooper - Limited Edition - 4.5”x 3ish" Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch
Joseph A.
I absolutely love the work that Threat Llama does. This one is a limited edition patch. It pairs perfectly with the death korps theme I have down in the man cave. I love this design so much I ordered two patches every size of the stickers and the mouse pad. Threat Llama really nailed it with this one and I will always recommend his art for people looking to get cool gifts for the bad asses in their lives or looking to get themselves something truly epic .
Shovel Trooper - Limited Edition - 4.5”x 3ish" Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch
Customer photo review of Llama Guardian
Mariah R.
I bought this shirt for my husband as a surprise for our anniversary. The quality in material and the humor in the design is incredible. He is already asking for Threat Llama shirts for Christmas. 😂
Llama Guardian
Customer photo review of Threat Llama Mascot
Robert H.
As you can tell by the photo this shirt in action is the real deal! I mean just look at the way it captivates its audience. You’d think it was the Blippi book but you’d be wrong! It’s all Threat Llama attention here fellas! I’m not even sure why I’m writing this review. How could this be anything but perfect! If you came to this review because you were unsure about buying this shirt, well fella, maybe you shouldn’t have this much doubt in your life. Be confident in your mission. Don’t follow the...
Threat Llama Mascot
Customer photo review of Thè Nèssie (Blanket)
Alexa A.
This blanket is THICC. Super soft, excellent quality, and bad*ss. It perfectly represents the constant threat of Kraken attacks we experience here on the North Dakota prairie and will make me happy as I drape it over my legs while wistfully looking out the window during blizzards, longing for deep-sea adventures.
Thè Nèssie (Blanket)
Customer photo review of Black Beard Flag
Aden M.
My package was shipped faster then I really thought it would get here. It's made of very good material and better quality then flags from other companies I've purchased from. All in all its a great product and I definitely will be buying from yall again.
Black Beard Flag
Customer photo review of Shotgun Crusader (Shirt)
Donald G.
I absolutely love these shirt and I cannot wait for new one to add to my collection I got 4 shirts from y’all right now thank you so much for these
Shotgun Crusader (Shirt)
Customer photo review of I Want You! (Shirt)+2
Kelsey F.
For Sigismund!!!! For the God emperor!!!!This is a great slightly thicker than average off brand t shirt that is also slightly bigger and baggier than off brand XL and that’s actually perfect. Unless your some weak boy non genetically enhanced super soldier that can’t squat at least two wounded battle brothers at once. This thing is awesome and I can wear it to Catholic men’s group meetings and warhammer tournaments….what more could you want? Seriously awesome guys but it!
I Want You! (Shirt)
Customer photo review of Xeno Mode (Sticker)
Tyler J.
Haven't had time to put the gears tags on yet but plan on doing that soon also planning on getting the hell jumper version of this as well to put on my hard hat
Xeno Mode (Sticker)
Customer photo review of Hell Jumper Shirt
G.
Great shirt, awesome design! Haven't felt a shirt fit this well in a long time, and there's definitely nothing else like it anywhere else. Would buy again. Matter of fact, I bought the very next design that dropped!
Hell Jumper Shirt
Customer photo review of Reclaimed (Woven Blanket)
Max F.
Looks great, and worth the price. I would 100% recommend the blankets! I’m sure it makes a great blanket but I have yet to test since I hung mine up.
Reclaimed (Woven Blanket)
Customer photo review of Captain - Limited Edition - 4.5”x 3 ish" Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch
Isaiah W.
I have to go above and beyond for this review, goes Threat Llama did for me! I ordered this a few weeks ago, but it was taking what seemed to be a little too long. I shot Threat Llama an email asking for an update or if I can get a tracking # soon just so I know when it'll be here (with the insistence that it was also no issue!) Threat Llama didn't respond to my email, but within 48 hours the patch had shipped, and when it arrived it came with 2 OTHER PATCHES that I hadn't ordered! Threat wen...
Captain - Limited Edition - 4.5”x 3 ish" Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch
Customer photo review of Life in Death (Woven Blanket)
Cindy K.
Die Decke ist sehr dick, fest und sehr hochwertige vom Stoff und der Verarbeitung. Liebe sie wirklich sehr. Ich habe nach Deutschland bestellt und es gab keine Probleme. Musste jedoch Zolleinfuhrgebühren bezahlen.
Life in Death (Woven Blanket)
Customer photo review of NO QUARTER (Hoodie) (Pre-order)
Pierce G.
I might be in between sizes a bit, so I went with an XL. Fit is great. Sleeves are tight at the cuff, so they're a little tough to roll up, but then they stay up. Body is baggy, but fits great in my shoulders. I'm 5'10, 215lbs, and wear a 44R suit jacket. Love the design, and am really glad I pre-ordered it.
NO QUARTER (Hoodie) (Pre-order)
Customer photo review of Belleau Wood (Long Sleeve)+1
Satcha H.
I <3 this sweater so much. It smells a little bit like gasoline even after I washed it but I think that adds to the aura. It fits well and is quite possibly the coolest piece in my closet. It arrived quite fast, also. Tysm ThreatLlama :}
Belleau Wood (Long Sleeve)
Customer photo review of NO QUARTER (Shirt) (Pre-order/Black)
Jeff S.
Awesome shirt, print is pretty great quality and the material is soft and comfy. Got a compliment from a stranger the first day wearing it! Really wish they made more of these, would love a hoodie with this design.
NO QUARTER (Shirt) (Pre-order/Black)
Customer photo review of Remember (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Samuel M.
I couldn’t be happier with the quality of this shirt. I’m 176lb and 6’ even. It has an athletic fit on the arms but room to breathe on the torso. I’ll be buying more. Remember Reach.
Remember (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Customer photo review of Grizzly Puncher (Shirt/Tank)
Ricky H.
Awesome shirt! Fits exactly how I like my shirts to fit. I’m a broader dude and 2xl is always hit or miss on length. Not the case with this shirt.
Grizzly Puncher (Shirt/Tank)
Customer photo review of Grizzly Puncher (Shirt/Tank)
Christian W.
I love this shirt! Probably one of my favorite designs and every shirt I have bought has had amazing quality, not to mention the ease and comfort from the shirt. It’s been a while since I’ve found shirts I’ll wash every day just so I can wear it again and again.
Grizzly Puncher (Shirt/Tank)
Customer photo review of Llama Jumper (Flag)
Matt F.
Bought this to hang in my room but am half tempted to fly it on the flag pole at the camp I’m working for this summer! Awesome design and well worth the money!
Llama Jumper (Flag)
Customer photo review of Space Siren (Flag)+1
Jack H.
We in the 19th ODST Bn appreciate the wait and the faith you have put in the customer known as Vasily Beloi, and we hope you’re pleased with the feedback, feet first into hell, brother, and keep on fighting and winning!
Space Siren (Flag)
Customer photo review of PRÈŸ (Blanket)
Ian H.
This blanket is perfect for both couch cuddles with your local cryptid and also hanging up as wonderful piece of art for all your friends and family to question! I may need to get a second to have one for each purpose.
PRÈŸ (Blanket)
Customer photo review of NO QUARTER (Blanket)
Tyler P.
Shipping was quite fast and the presentation was beautiful. The quality is so damn high and I can’t believe how beautiful and clear it is. Superb work! I will definitely buy again 🫡
NO QUARTER (Blanket)
Customer photo review of Space Siren (Blanket)
L
My amazing wife got this as my christmas present! The blanket is actually bigger than I thought it would be and it's comfortable! The artwork is what everyone is here for though, and it looks awesome in person (: Please put out more designs like this!
Space Siren (Blanket)
Customer photo review of Out Of Spells (Tank Top)
Armando C.
The size was accurate, the material doesn't feel cheap, and the print has held up with washes. Kinda expensive for a tank but other than that I can't complain. I like the designs.
Out Of Spells (Tank Top)
Customer video review of GØØN SLÄYÈR (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Steven D.
I love the wendigo shirt whether I go to the gym or going out in public. I just love the design of the shirt that fit me perfectly. 🔥🔥🔥
GØØN SLÄYÈR (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Customer photo review of Mjölnir (Sweatshirt) (Pre-Order)
Candace B.
Absolutely love this sweatshirt! It’s super soft and I get a lot of compliments whenever I wear it. The details tell you to size up so make sure you do that because it does run a size smaller.
Mjölnir (Sweatshirt) (Pre-Order)
Customer photo review of Threat Llama Silkies
Andres T.
These bad boys go hard ! Had to buy another set for my lady too. Small runs quite small , so if ya want some room for your precious cargo, i recommend going large on the sizes ! ☆彡
Threat Llama Silkies
Customer photo review of MAC-10 Magic (Woven Blanket)
Jacob H.
Great size, not stupid fuzzy, just soft which is perfect for me. The colors are great, and it’s honestly got a decent weight to it, fantastic for the winter, plus the design is fantastic. The woven blankets are made with quality material, definitely worth the wait and money.
MAC-10 Magic (Woven Blanket)
Customer photo review of PRÈŸ (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Derek W.
This shirt fucks. The second I put it on, I lost 10 lbs of fat off my gut that went straight to my dick. Buy this shirt man. The +5 added stealth whilst cryptid goonin is also a mighty feature
PRÈŸ (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Customer photo review of NO QUARTER (Bottle)
Brandon M.
I’ve been using the No Quarter 64oz bottle nearly daily for about four weeks now. During those days it’s been outside with me on the ranges in 85-98 degree heat and I haven’t had any problems keeping my liquids cold even in direct sunlight. I will say, the couple of times I forgot it in the sun the bottle itself did get pretty hot but I was pleasantly surprised to find the liquid still cold on the inside. Would buy another in the future if it ends up getting dinged and dented.
NO QUARTER (Bottle)
Customer photo review of Space Knight - Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch
Jacob H.
This patch turned out awesome, originally bought the ODST one for a buddy, but I considered the space marine! It’s a decent size and the quality is fantastic! For the emperor!
Space Knight - Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch
Customer photo review of Zeus V1 - Limited Edition - 4" x 2.5" PVC Velcro Morale Patch
Timmothy L.
I don't quite know why, but I absolutely love this patch. The quality is great, thick PVC and the detail is something I've never had in any other patch I own. Great work! Shipping was fast too!
Zeus V1 - Limited Edition - 4" x 2.5" PVC Velcro Morale Patch
Customer photo review of Aug 26th (Woven Blanket)
Scott O.
The best blanket I've ever bought. The quality is fantastic, the design is great, it's warm but not too warm. The material is soft and light without feeling like you're going to punch a hole through it. The biggest size fits perfectly over a queen sized bed (no banana for scale sorry). I bought this on sale but I would pay full price for one again.
Aug 26th (Woven Blanket)
Customer photo review of Hell Jumper (Mug)
Charles J.
Absolutly beautiful and has become my day to day. From the art work, the name, and style chosen for this mug. It has become my day to day. From one hell to the next. :)
Hell Jumper (Mug)
Customer photo review of PRÈŸ (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Noah S.
This shirt is incredible! I wore it to the gym after I got it and I boosted ALL my PR's by 200 pounds! Everyone was so impressed they ran screaming and left the place to me! Unfortunately I did black out once and woke up in the mountains near my hometown, not sure what that was about.
PRÈŸ (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Customer photo review of PRÈŸ (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Thomas B.
This shirt will be great in skin walker hunting. Will for sure scare the skinwalkers. Lifting to help kill skinwalkers. Shooting to improve aim for skin walkers. I will die in this shirt by skinwalkers. The Hïłł§ are cäłłịŋğ.
PRÈŸ (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Customer photo review of M240 Wizard (Blanket)
Fiorilli, M.
A glorious upgrade to my KingDoM Colds Guest Quarters, if they dident feel feel welcome, safe and cozy, before they surely do now, snuggling up with my brand new WarlocK cover. Gee thanks Lla-MaN.
M240 Wizard (Blanket)
Customer photo review of MAC-10 Magic (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Steven D.
It’s one of the coolest shirts that I ever bought so far and I love it and it looks good when you’re going out or take a walk to the beach 👍🏻👏🏻🔥🔥
MAC-10 Magic (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Customer photo review of Release The Demon (Shirt)
Avery C.
When I first put this shirt on I said god damn this shirt is comfortable. I'm absolutely in love with this design and the shirt fits very well. The print on the shirt feels very nice and the shirt breaths very well.
Release The Demon (Shirt)
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