Threat Llama ReviewsSee store reviews

Absolutely badass rug. As soon as I opened the box I felt my mana double, and my orb started channeling Goblins with Huge Asses, a favorite show of mine. 11/10 would recommend.

Seemed like it took a minute to ship out but it came as described and it's pretty great, It's a semi heavy blanket, not super warm but not cold. Overall I like it, how big it is and definitely would think about getting another one eventually or as a gift to someone.

This is my second order from Threat Llama and I am extremely happy with my purchase. The patch was bigger than expected but that's what I was hoping for. It's the perfect size! The quality is top-notch and built to last and shipping was super fast. I will definitely be ordering more gear from Threat Llama!

The Space Siren ODST patch is absolutely stunning! The look and feel is high quality which assures me that this is built to last unlike the surplus of patches out there that fray easily. I wear this with my Helldivers 2 cosplay to pay homage and it has significantly boosted morale. The shipping took no time at all. I received the patch in just a few after ordering and I will be ordering from Threat Llama again!

Absolutely love it, and I can’t wait to buy more flag and other merchandise from this website. It delivered on time like they said it would and it describes just like in the photo in the website. Really bring the room together!!!!!

Flag quality seems to be very good! The design is awesome! I’m happy I bought it. Normally I’m not impulsive to buy things, but yall gave me that itch since I loved Emile as a kid in halo reach. Just straight badass! Thanks!

I bought this sticker JUST for my Owala bottle! I themed it around Threat's stickers, and like everything else I've bought from him I love it! High quality print, good adhesive, doesn't tear easily!

Got this for my husband as a surprise and he LOVES it!!! The quality is great and the size is awesome. Way bigger than his old gaming Halo pad from years ago. lol.(no hate)

The Spas weilding dwarf needs no explanation. He lives on my BRCC thermos and protects my delicious bean juice from nasty thieves. . . . The sticker is fantastic quality, nothing less I come to expect from Brother Threat Llama.

This patch is incredible quality! I cannot wait to find a place to rock it! I highly recommend ordering threat llama and their high quality products! 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟

Absolutely love my blanket! The customer service was absolutely amazing (and hilarious.) Everyone that has seen it has wanted one after I put it up. I am absolutely going to be getting another one.🔥

I originally bought this to use as a wall decoration, but I underestimated how large it would be. My package arrived quickly with no issues. This blanket is really well made and i haven't had any issues with pulling threads or unraveling. It's also really comfortable, even with the weather fluctuating between 40°-70° I haven't really used another blanket besides this one. 10/10 would recommend

Threat really outside themselves on this one. A severed elite head in black and white with the only color being his purple blood? This is outrageously awesome! Emile has been done justice, the art is amazing!

Using it to help cover up where light still bleeds through between my blackout curtains and it adds some amazing color to my room. Love it even if I bought it for something unconventional.

One of the most comfortable shirts I've ever owned. It isn't cheaply made and there is immaculate attention to detail. Not to mention the artwork is sick af. I'm buying more. Damnit Llama.

Enlisted into the Marines a couple months back. Ship out on the 27th of this month, so I had to get it. Great design, really thick and easy to hang up.

It looks great and is the perfect size, ngl I was concerned at when I first ordered the flag that it'd be too small. My bf absolutely loved it and the quality was very good. We hung our poster up with thumb thacks and it hasn't fallen yet lol

Absolutely love the size, design, and quality of the flag. Halo 3: ODST is my favorite Halo game and this was a must buy for me. Will definitely get another flag from here in the future.

Pleasantly suprised by the quality and resilience of the product so far, I constantly knock this thing over. It's taken tumbles on steel plates, concrete, asphalt, gravel, and steel toe boots, and it still looks pristine!

The shirt is really comfortable, and as a rather chubby guy, the fit is great. Also, I mean, come on. It’s a knight with night-vision. What’s not to love?

Wicked Design! I use this blanket every night and it works great layered on top of my covers, it breathed new life into my once boring and underwhelming bedspread. Threat llama you rock! I'll definitely be picking up some of your shirts and other stuff soon.

Design and feel are good, but the art isn’t lined up correctly on the mousepad, leaving a white line along the right edge. Would appreciate if I could swap this one with a corrected version. Update: Another pad with corrected art was sent to me, customer service was very helpful. Will shop with them again!

Because it came in the holidays it took a little extra time but the product was worth the wait this is one of the best feeling patches and absolute top quality patches I've ever bought.

Perfect for upholding the core values of Super Earth!! I’ve never felt more liberated in the fabric itself and how soft it is, how prosperous ThreatLlama deserves to be with this product, and the pure democratic beauty of the design itself never fails to bring a tear to my eye or a salute to my arm. 10/10 product!!

This blanket is perfect for both couch cuddles with your local cryptid and also hanging up as wonderful piece of art for all your friends and family to question! I may need to get a second to have one for each purpose.

I ordered this for my son who is a Marine for Christmas. As you can see in the picture he loves it. Good quality. Huge blanket. Well worth the cost.

Saw this 40k shirt pop up and snatched it immediately. This is the 5th item I’ve got from you guys and the print and shirt quality are always great. Keep it up.

The quality of this flag is amazing! Def more flag material like than whats on amazon. Hell they dont even compare to threatllama its that good. Also the quality of the print is not blurry at all. Shipping was fast. Look if you aren’t buying Threat Llama you basically hate humanity and love the covenant and that wouldn’t be john halo of you.

The shirt has a nice print and not cheap looking, it even has a bit of a sheen to it. It's printed on comfort colors tshirts which is my favorite type of T-shirt brand so i was excited about that. They hold up well and don't rip or tear. I haven't washed it yet, but comfortable colors have a good reputation. Will buy from threat llama again. 5 stars

Love the art and how it adds to the room and stands out. It truly feels like i own something from the craft of an individual and not overpriced retail slop.

Awesome detail and quality. Once you’ve adorned your battle plate with such a visage of righteous determination and zeal, you will feel the Emperor’s might flow through your veins as you strike down the enemy’s of man kind. It also look pretty cool on the flat range.

Received this blanket instead, was told I can keep it and I'll be sent the one that I ordered. (I ordered the chief blanket) Update: I received the blanket that I ordered

Patch was exactly what I expected! The quality is really nice and well worth the price! A little on the big side from other patches I own but nonetheless definitely pleased with it!

These guys are legit! Fast shipping and high quality stuff! Im a huge Halo fan so the designs are awesome and unique. Customer service is top notch as well! I can't say enough good things about them. Looking forward to each drop!

Got the Reclusiarch flag a few months back and was very happy with the quality, so when I saw the patches up for sale and another nod to Templars I had to order it. Again another quality product.👍

Found you guys on Insta and ordered this and the Helljumper hoodie just yesterday. The designs you have are unmatched in quality and I pointed a friend of mine your way. Thank you for such an awesome, and comfortable shirt!

Extremely happy with this purchase. Quality is fantastic! My husband who is a Marine Veteran, loves it. If you offered whimsical patterns, I would buy one for myself! I ordered the larger throw and it is worth every penny! I would recommend this company and throw 💯. Thank you Threat Llama! 💜💚

I love this blanket. It has kept me warm on cold nights and while gaming or watching movies. The image is beautifully done and the material is comfortable yet firm.

Been looking for some solid nerdy decor for my home, and this was absolutely it. Outstanding craftsmanship, and an absolute great piece of video game decor to add to my collection. Keeps me warm like a drop pod does as it lands into a firefight with the covies.

Love the badass design along with how comfortable it is! Travel size and can take it with you and look the best with it and just feel good with it 🤙🏽