Logan H.
Absolutely badass rug. As soon as I opened the box I felt my mana double, and my orb started channeling Goblins with Huge Asses, a favorite show of mine. 11/10 would recommend.
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MP5 Mage (Blanket)
Gabriel S.
Order process was smooth, it arrived really quickly and I'm happy with the quality. I purchased a rubberized mat to go underneath since I am using mine in my office, but no complaints on my end!
Preacher (Woven Blanket)
John M.
This Legendary pin definitely hits the spot considering how many times my best homie & I destroyed this campaign! Thanks alot Threat Llama! I look forward to more kick-awesome swag for my collection.
-John from Arkansas
Xeno Mode Pin
John M.
Got my pins in a very timely manner (which more than I can say for my review time lol). They good sturdy metal and bigger than I expected. Im definitely going to order more when they become available. Thanks Threat Llama for a kick-awesome product!!
-John from Arkansas
Hell Jumper Pin
+1Andres T.
Pin is a great addition to my motorcycle backpack. The imagine on it is clear, I’ve had pins where the image looks sloppy and not polished but the quality on the pin is amazing. Can’t wait to see what else threat llama has in store for the pin market !!!! Couldn’t recommend getting a pin enough. Absolutely amazing craftsmanship.
Head Hunter Pin
Julia J.
This is my first ever purchase from you all, but I had borrowed a blanket from a friend before which made me decide to order one myself. I’m so happy with how gorgeous and soft it is. It got here way faster than I expected as well!
Life in Death (Woven Blanket)
Adrian B.
The quality on that stitching I'm aboutta BUSS. Quick PSA if you order this and you have a tiny mailbox check ur mailbox as the delivery people somehow WILL find a way to cram it in there and leave you wondering where they left it. Great product, looking forward to ordering more when I can.
Head Hunter (Flag)
Kenny P.
Seemed like it took a minute to ship out but it came as described and it's pretty great, It's a semi heavy blanket, not super warm but not cold.
Overall I like it, how big it is and definitely would think about getting another one eventually or as a gift to someone.
Apocalyptic Cowboy (Blanket)
Sterling L.
It looks fantastic in my game room/man cave! Not gonna lie I thought maybe it was a scam at first (I mean no disrespect by this just a lot of the times instagram shovels out weird stuff that is scam like) but I was extremely happy with the product when I received it and it got here quick! Absolutely love it and recommend these to any halo fan or just any gamer in general!
Space Siren (Flag)
Cody F.
If you’re looking for a surprisingly warm hoodie to work out in that tbh is incredibly comfortable and doesn’t feel itchy or nothing. It doesn’t have draw strings but I prefer that in my workout hoodies. Only downside is more of preventative washing to get all of the excess fabric off the inside of the hoodie.
10/10 would replay reach again
Head Hunter (Hoodie)
Ryan E.
I originally was going to get this as a blanket (because who doesn't want a boss design like this one a blanket?) but decided a game size matt would be a way better show and way easier to carry around.
This looks great, feels great, and is just a great all around get. Very happy with it and very happy with the store! Not my first purchase here but definitely not my last!
Laser Rider Desk Mat
Luke T.
Love the blanket I was worried it may not look as good as the pictures but I am happily wrong. Its even better in person, The colors are bright and it fits my room wonderfully. Thanks for the great blanket!
Hell Jumper Woven Blanket
+1Aaron L.
This is my second order from Threat Llama and I am extremely happy with my purchase. The patch was bigger than expected but that's what I was hoping for. It's the perfect size! The quality is top-notch and built to last and shipping was super fast. I will definitely be ordering more gear from Threat Llama!
B Positive - Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch
+1Josiah D.
Absolutely love the size, design, and quality of the flag. Halo 3: ODST is my favorite Halo game and this was a must buy for me. Will definitely get another flag from here in the future.
Hell Jumper B/W Flag
Aaron L.
The Space Siren ODST patch is absolutely stunning! The look and feel is high quality which assures me that this is built to last unlike the surplus of patches out there that fray easily. I wear this with my Helldivers 2 cosplay to pay homage and it has significantly boosted morale. The shipping took no time at all. I received the patch in just a few after ordering and I will be ordering from Threat Llama again!
Space Siren - Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch
Geraldo R.
Absolutely love it, and I can’t wait to buy more flag and other merchandise from this website. It delivered on time like they said it would and it describes just like in the photo in the website. Really bring the room together!!!!!
Space Siren (Flag)
Christian F.
Flag quality seems to be very good! The design is awesome! I’m happy I bought it. Normally I’m not impulsive to buy things, but yall gave me that itch since I loved Emile as a kid in halo reach. Just straight badass! Thanks!
Head Hunter (Flag)
Robert H.
As you can tell by the photo this shirt in action is the real deal! I mean just look at the way it captivates its audience. You’d think it was the Blippi book but you’d be wrong! It’s all Threat Llama attention here fellas! I’m not even sure why I’m writing this review. How could this be anything but perfect! If you came to this review because you were unsure about buying this shirt, well fella, maybe you shouldn’t have this much doubt in your life. Be confident in your mission. Don’t follow the...
Threat Llama Mascot
Jacob L.
I've ordered a few things from Threat Llama and haven't been dissapointed yet. This flag is the perfect (legally different) flag for my table since I play Salamanders. Quality is excellent and the material seems sturdy.
The Drake Flag
Dylan W.
The ODST Blanket arrived ahead of time and is exactly as advertised. I love it and it looks sick in my Halo game room. Can recommend, legit company and purchase. Thanks again!
Hell Jumper Woven Blanket
Jason S.
Ordered the first black templars patch awhile back, was pleased with the quality of the first one. The fact this one was Grimaldus I had to order it. Other than being slightly smaller than the first one it's the same great quality again. So very pleased!
Morale Enforcer Patch
Adrien P.
Got this for my husband as a surprise and he LOVES it!!! The quality is great and the size is awesome. Way bigger than his old gaming Halo pad from years ago. lol.(no hate)
NO QUARTER (Mousepad)
James S.
I originally bought this to use as a wall decoration, but I underestimated how large it would be. My package arrived quickly with no issues. This blanket is really well made and i haven't had any issues with pulling threads or unraveling. It's also really comfortable, even with the weather fluctuating between 40°-70° I haven't really used another blanket besides this one. 10/10 would recommend
Space Siren (Blanket)
Isaiah W.
I bought this sticker JUST for my Owala bottle! I themed it around Threat's stickers, and like everything else I've bought from him I love it!
High quality print, good adhesive, doesn't tear easily!
Lone Survivor (Sticker)
Kristin O.
One of the most comfortable shirts I've ever owned. It isn't cheaply made and there is immaculate attention to detail. Not to mention the artwork is sick af.
I'm buying more. Damnit Llama.
GØØN SLÄYÈR (Shirt)
Jesse C.
The shirt is really comfortable, and as a rather chubby guy, the fit is great. Also, I mean, come on. It’s a knight with night-vision. What’s not to love?
Knight Vision (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Michael H.
The Spas weilding dwarf needs no explanation. He lives on my BRCC thermos and protects my delicious bean juice from nasty thieves. . . . The sticker is fantastic quality, nothing less I come to expect from Brother Threat Llama.
Dwarven SPAS-12 (Sticker)
Ben R.
This patch is incredible quality! I cannot wait to find a place to rock it! I highly recommend ordering threat llama and their high quality products! 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟
Xeno Mode - Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch
Steven H.
So sickkkkk I gave it max stars because of the attention to detail on these bad boys BUT I will say I don’t like the rubber backing as they don’t grip very well to hold it on to stuff, but if you have some extra metal ones laying around swap em out
Xeno Mode Pin
+1Jack D.
Absolutely love my blanket! The customer service was absolutely amazing (and hilarious.) Everyone that has seen it has wanted one after I put it up. I am absolutely going to be getting another one.🔥
B Positive (Woven Blanket)
Isaiah W.
I have to go above and beyond for this review, goes Threat Llama did for me!
I ordered this a few weeks ago, but it was taking what seemed to be a little too long. I shot Threat Llama an email asking for an update or if I can get a tracking # soon just so I know when it'll be here (with the insistence that it was also no issue!)
Threat Llama didn't respond to my email, but within 48 hours the patch had shipped, and when it arrived it came with 2 OTHER PATCHES that I hadn't ordered!
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Captain - Limited Edition - 4.5”x 3 ish" Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch
Ian H.
This blanket is perfect for both couch cuddles with your local cryptid and also hanging up as wonderful piece of art for all your friends and family to question! I may need to get a second to have one for each purpose.
PRÈŸ (Blanket)
Isaiah W.
Threat really outside themselves on this one. A severed elite head in black and white with the only color being his purple blood? This is outrageously awesome! Emile has been done justice, the art is amazing!
Head Hunter (Sticker)
Matt F.
Found you guys on Insta and ordered this and the Helljumper hoodie just yesterday. The designs you have are unmatched in quality and I pointed a friend of mine your way. Thank you for such an awesome, and comfortable shirt!
Black Beard
John W.
Using it to help cover up where light still bleeds through between my blackout curtains and it adds some amazing color to my room. Love it even if I bought it for something unconventional.
KS 3 (Woven Blanket)
Zachary H.
Pleasantly suprised by the quality and resilience of the product so far, I constantly knock this thing over.
It's taken tumbles on steel plates, concrete, asphalt, gravel, and steel toe boots, and it still looks pristine!
Space Siren (Water Bottle)
Eli G.
Wicked Design! I use this blanket every night and it works great layered on top of my covers, it breathed new life into my once boring and underwhelming bedspread. Threat llama you rock! I'll definitely be picking up some of your shirts and other stuff soon.
Life in Death (Blanket)
Logan R.
Enlisted into the Marines a couple months back. Ship out on the 27th of this month, so I had to get it.
Great design, really thick and easy to hang up.
Belleau Wood (Flag)
Stephanie P.
It looks great and is the perfect size, ngl I was concerned at when I first ordered the flag that it'd be too small. My bf absolutely loved it and the quality was very good. We hung our poster up with thumb thacks and it hasn't fallen yet lol
Could Be Worse (Flag)
Antonio F.
Love the badass design along with how comfortable it is! Travel size and can take it with you and look the best with it and just feel good with it 🤙🏽
Black Beard (Blanket)
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