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Threat Llama Reviews

Name: Threat Llama
Rating: 4.9

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Michael H.

The Spas weilding dwarf needs no explanation. He lives on my BRCC thermos and protects my delicious bean juice from nasty thieves. . . . The sticker is fantastic quality, nothing less I come to expect from Brother Threat Llama.

Dwarven SPAS-12 (Sticker)

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Adrien P.

Got this for my husband as a surprise and he LOVES it!!! The quality is great and the size is awesome. Way bigger than his old gaming Halo pad from years ago. lol.(no hate)

NO QUARTER (Mousepad)

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Logan H.

Absolutely badass rug. As soon as I opened the box I felt my mana double, and my orb started channeling Goblins with Huge Asses, a favorite show of mine. 11/10 would recommend.

MP5 Mage (Blanket)

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James S.

I originally bought this to use as a wall decoration, but I underestimated how large it would be. My package arrived quickly with no issues. This blanket is really well made and i haven't had any issues with pulling threads or unraveling. It's also really comfortable, even with the weather fluctuating between 40°-70° I haven't really used another blanket besides this one. 10/10 would recommend

Space Siren (Blanket)

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Ian H.

This blanket is perfect for both couch cuddles with your local cryptid and also hanging up as wonderful piece of art for all your friends and family to question! I may need to get a second to have one for each purpose.

PRÈŸ (Blanket)

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Jesse C.

The shirt is really comfortable, and as a rather chubby guy, the fit is great. Also, I mean, come on. It’s a knight with night-vision. What’s not to love?

Knight Vision (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Kristin O.

One of the most comfortable shirts I've ever owned. It isn't cheaply made and there is immaculate attention to detail. Not to mention the artwork is sick af. I'm buying more. Damnit Llama.

GØØN SLÄYÈR (Shirt)

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Max F.

Looks great, and worth the price. I would 100% recommend the blankets! I’m sure it makes a great blanket but I have yet to test since I hung mine up.

Reclaimed (Woven Blanket)

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Alexa A.

This blanket is THICC. Super soft, excellent quality, and bad*ss. It perfectly represents the constant threat of Kraken attacks we experience here on the North Dakota prairie and will make me happy as I drape it over my legs while wistfully looking out the window during blizzards, longing for deep-sea adventures.

Thè Nèssie (Blanket)

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Matt F.

Found you guys on Insta and ordered this and the Helljumper hoodie just yesterday. The designs you have are unmatched in quality and I pointed a friend of mine your way. Thank you for such an awesome, and comfortable shirt!

Black Beard

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Liam K.

So, let me start off by saying that I love this collab and absolutely want to see more (I'd buy a whole hell of a lot more.) the people behind it are awesome, the design is sick, and the fabric is soft and comfortable. The hoodie wears incredibly well even though I'm overweight (working to change that) and I think it'll hold up really well over time. All in all, a very nice product. Now, with that being said I do have one criticism. The hood is way too small, it only covers around three-quarte...

GØØN SLÄYÈR (Hoodie) (Pre-Order)

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Antonio F.

Love the badass design along with how comfortable it is! Travel size and can take it with you and look the best with it and just feel good with it 🤙🏽

Black Beard (Blanket)

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Mariah R.

I bought this shirt for my husband as a surprise for our anniversary. The quality in material and the humor in the design is incredible. He is already asking for Threat Llama shirts for Christmas. 😂

Llama Guardian

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Robert H.

As you can tell by the photo this shirt in action is the real deal! I mean just look at the way it captivates its audience. You’d think it was the Blippi book but you’d be wrong! It’s all Threat Llama attention here fellas! I’m not even sure why I’m writing this review. How could this be anything but perfect! If you came to this review because you were unsure about buying this shirt, well fella, maybe you shouldn’t have this much doubt in your life. Be confident in your mission. Don’t follow the...

Threat Llama Mascot

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Donald G.

I absolutely love these shirt and I cannot wait for new one to add to my collection I got 4 shirts from y’all right now thank you so much for these

Shotgun Crusader (Shirt)

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Aden M.

My package was shipped faster then I really thought it would get here. It's made of very good material and better quality then flags from other companies I've purchased from. All in all its a great product and I definitely will be buying from yall again.

Black Beard Flag

My amazing wife got this as my christmas present! The blanket is actually bigger than I thought it would be and it's comfortable! The artwork is what everyone is here for though, and it looks awesome in person (: Please put out more designs like this!

Space Siren (Blanket)

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Great shirt, awesome design! Haven't felt a shirt fit this well in a long time, and there's definitely nothing else like it anywhere else. Would buy again. Matter of fact, I bought the very next design that dropped!

Hell Jumper Shirt

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Pierce G.

I might be in between sizes a bit, so I went with an XL. Fit is great. Sleeves are tight at the cuff, so they're a little tough to roll up, but then they stay up. Body is baggy, but fits great in my shoulders. I'm 5'10, 215lbs, and wear a 44R suit jacket. Love the design, and am really glad I pre-ordered it.

NO QUARTER (Hoodie) (Pre-order)

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Jeff S.

Awesome shirt, print is pretty great quality and the material is soft and comfy. Got a compliment from a stranger the first day wearing it! Really wish they made more of these, would love a hoodie with this design.

NO QUARTER (Shirt) (Pre-order/Black)

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Steven D.

It’s one of the coolest shirts that I ever bought so far and I love it and it looks good when you’re going out or take a walk to the beach 👍🏻👏🏻🔥🔥

MAC-10 Magic (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Tyler P.

Shipping was quite fast and the presentation was beautiful. The quality is so damn high and I can’t believe how beautiful and clear it is. Superb work! I will definitely buy again 🫡

NO QUARTER (Blanket)

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Samuel M.

I couldn’t be happier with the quality of this shirt. I’m 176lb and 6’ even. It has an athletic fit on the arms but room to breathe on the torso. I’ll be buying more. Remember Reach.

Remember (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Ricky H.

Awesome shirt! Fits exactly how I like my shirts to fit. I’m a broader dude and 2xl is always hit or miss on length. Not the case with this shirt.

Grizzly Puncher (Shirt/Tank)

Christian W.

I love this shirt! Probably one of my favorite designs and every shirt I have bought has had amazing quality, not to mention the ease and comfort from the shirt. It’s been a while since I’ve found shirts I’ll wash every day just so I can wear it again and again.

Grizzly Puncher (Shirt/Tank)

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Matt F.

Bought this to hang in my room but am half tempted to fly it on the flag pole at the camp I’m working for this summer! Awesome design and well worth the money!

Llama Jumper (Flag)

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Timmothy L.

I don't quite know why, but I absolutely love this patch. The quality is great, thick PVC and the detail is something I've never had in any other patch I own. Great work! Shipping was fast too!

Zeus V1 - Limited Edition - 4" x 2.5" PVC Velcro Morale Patch

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Derek W.

This shirt fucks. The second I put it on, I lost 10 lbs of fat off my gut that went straight to my dick. Buy this shirt man. The +5 added stealth whilst cryptid goonin is also a mighty feature

PRÈŸ (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Brandon M.

I’ve been using the No Quarter 64oz bottle nearly daily for about four weeks now. During those days it’s been outside with me on the ranges in 85-98 degree heat and I haven’t had any problems keeping my liquids cold even in direct sunlight. I will say, the couple of times I forgot it in the sun the bottle itself did get pretty hot but I was pleasantly surprised to find the liquid still cold on the inside. Would buy another in the future if it ends up getting dinged and dented.

NO QUARTER (Bottle)

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William K.

Automatically one of my top favorite shirts as soon as I put it on! I'm 5'10, a fit 180lbs, and a medium fits so perfectly it highlights my good upper body proportions. It's dang soft, and I think I'll get another just in case I want to wear one while another is in the wash. One heck of a product! 10/10

GØØN SLÄYÈR (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Steven D.

I love the wendigo shirt whether I go to the gym or going out in public. I just love the design of the shirt that fit me perfectly. 🔥🔥🔥

GØØN SLÄYÈR (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Andres T.

These bad boys go hard ! Had to buy another set for my lady too. Small runs quite small , so if ya want some room for your precious cargo, i recommend going large on the sizes ! ☆彡

Threat Llama Silkies

Noah S.

This shirt is incredible! I wore it to the gym after I got it and I boosted ALL my PR's by 200 pounds! Everyone was so impressed they ran screaming and left the place to me! Unfortunately I did black out once and woke up in the mountains near my hometown, not sure what that was about.

PRÈŸ (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Thomas B.

This shirt will be great in skin walker hunting. Will for sure scare the skinwalkers. Lifting to help kill skinwalkers. Shooting to improve aim for skin walkers. I will die in this shirt by skinwalkers. The Hïłł§ are cäłłịŋğ.

PRÈŸ (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Charles J.

Absolutly beautiful and has become my day to day. From the art work, the name, and style chosen for this mug. It has become my day to day. From one hell to the next. :)

Hell Jumper (Mug)

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Matt

I got a notification today saying that if I leave a review my next order will be 10% off. Don’t wear it to the gym unless you want people talking to you about how cool your shirt is. I like the way the shirt fits. I’m about 6’3 and a lean 235 so the 2XL is perfect for me. Tighter in all the rights spots. If you’re fat you may wanna go a size up than normal and you should also work out and not drink so much.

Out Of Spells (Shirt)

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Fiorilli, M.

A glorious upgrade to my KingDoM Colds Guest Quarters, if they dident feel feel welcome, safe and cozy, before they surely do now, snuggling up with my brand new WarlocK cover. Gee thanks Lla-MaN.

M240 Wizard (Blanket)

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Steven D.

I Loved this ODST Trooper Marauder. Because it’s a killer design and it fits well in my bedroom. Plus my girlfriend is in love with it as well. I recommend it if you’re a fan of the Glory of HALO 3: ODST 10/10 🤙🏻❤️‍🔥

Trooper Marauder (Blanket)

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Avery C.

When I first put this shirt on I said god damn this shirt is comfortable. I'm absolutely in love with this design and the shirt fits very well. The print on the shirt feels very nice and the shirt breaths very well.

Release The Demon (Shirt)

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