Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks ReviewsSee store reviews

I sent this to my brother as a joke (a happy Graduation gift). It was random, and unfortunately I didn't hide it in time to see the result in action (he opened it without me!), but saw it the aftermath. He found it hilarious and so did we!

I purchased this as a gift for a friend. He was more then thrilled. This was a perfect time for a good laugh. The company had a little trouble with the address and communicated quickly with me. They resent the gift quickly once they had all the information they needed to deliver to the correct address. Would recommend the product and company highly.

Got this as a gift for a dear friend. As fate would have it, he was away on business when the package arrived. His wife opened it and send him a photo - he had no idea who sent it. Lots of laughs.

This website is amazing!! The products are excellent. I had a problem with the post office and I reach out to costumer service and they fixed it right away for me. Excellent quality and excellent costumer service! Plus my friend looove it 😂😂😂

Products were great. Shipping and customer service leaves a lot to be desired. Original order never shipped, emailed company and got no response but then showed as fulfilled with no tracking. Emailed again about a week later and still no response but this time the order actually got sent. Received too late for what I ordered it for but the items were finally received 17 days after initial order.

Exactly what I wanted to send to this person to brighten there day I had screwed up and messed up the address got in touch with them corrected it with there help and the rest is history I’d use them again thanks people

My recipient opened very slowly so the mess wasn’t as large as it could’ve been. It worked out though because he was able to package it back up and get yet another person in the office where the glitter ended up shooting to the ceiling. The rest of the office talked about the scene for days and another coworker ordered their own for an unexpecting victim.

I love this company!! My sister and I have sent so many things to friends and to regulars at her bar. It’s always funny when a regular comes in and tells us about them opening their mail 😂🤣 my favorite part about this company is it’s completely anonymous my buddies crazy wife didn’t find it that funny when I sent him something. She called to find out who sent it and even said people were harassing her “son” (she doesn’t even have a son) and they still wouldn’t give up my name 😎

I was very pleased with the bags of candy ducks and the chocolate dick but I also had purchased a bag of dicks potatoe chips and 3 bucks by mail coozies that said “eat a bag of dicks” that we’re not in the box when it arrived

Ordered it for a friend’s birthday and not only was it hilarious, but my friend said the chocolate was very high quality! Funny and tasty, will order from them again!

BOUGHT THIS FOR MY BUDDIES BIRTHDAY AND HAD IT SENT TO WORK, OBVIOUSLY HAD TO WARN THE LADY IN CHARGE OF THE OFFICE CAUSE SHE USUALLY OPENS THE MAIL BEFORE DISTRIBUTING IT OUT. HE ABSOLULTELY LOVED IT!!! AMAZED THAT A FEW DAYS LATER THAT WE ALL DECIDED TO BREAK IT UP AND EAT IT. THE VEINY CHOCOLATE SHAFT WAS REALLY TASTY! CAN'T EXPRESS HOW AWESOME OF A GIFT THIS IS.

I've purchased these multiple times, for multiple reasons, and they never disappoint! My most recent purchase was for my brothers birthday.. he loved them, but immediately called to see if I was behind it. I just couldn't contain myself when I heard his confusion about him " getting dicks in the mail".. LOL!! This site is my "go-to" for ppl I love ( that have a sense of humor) , and ppl I think should just "EAT A BAG OF DICKS"!

I sent this to my best friend to see if it truly is "anonymous". I knew she would call me immediately and tell me about it. It is TRULY anonymous! I will definitely use this in the future to "dig" where I can't do so publicly! :)

I sent this anonymously as a birthday prank. I happened to be at the friends house when they opened it. Confetti everywhere and laughter ensued! I have to admit she is still trying to figure out who sent it. If you're questioning ordering, the answer is YES! Everyone needs some dick in their life!!!

This gag gift is awesome!! I have sent a bag of D**** to allot of friends. It’s great having them try and figure out who sent them. They also tell me they taste real good! HAH! So that’s a plus. Very Happy I will be sending more.....

My friend received her book anonymously, but knew it was me cause I’m the only idiot who would send her a book of Dicks. She’s been colouring them all week! We were dying over the pictures! She’s making me “Free Willie” to put on my fridge

I sent this lovely box to a straight male friend that responded via text with “mmmm these dicks are good”. I responded with “ new once you tried dick you’d love it”. I also opted for the glitter which he said was everywhere like he’d spend a month in a strip club. He did get me back by sending a lovely Mother’s Day card yo me fill of the left over glitter.

This was the perfect birthday gift for my baby daddy lol this is the second time I’ve purchased a bag of dicks from you guys and it’s always been a hit! Highly recommend for an unforgettable gift!

This was the perfect surprise for my sisters 30th birthday. It came in a cute box, so when she opened it and saw gummy dicks and glitter, she was totally shocked! She had such an amazing reaction that I got all of her friends to send her dicks too. The shipping was fast and anonymous. It’s the perfect gift or prank.

I sent these to a friend of mine on a whim and we both thought it was hilarious. The best part was her attempts at being slick and eating them while on a Zoom meeting. Thank you for helping us find joy in a pandemic.

I sent these to a friend as a Gag gift. They were just a bit too small to gag on, but hey I'm used to that. She did say they were actually pretty fresh and tastey. Definitely alot better then the last one she had. Very good choice.

Love these gummies, they are well made full of flavor. Shipping is fast and easy. I actually purchase for myself and take them places where it is appropriate to ask if someone wants a little dick. I have sent anonymous to a friend and that was great too.

I have sent gummy dicks with confetti to a couple of my friends for bailing on St. Patty’s plans. They know it’s me, but the box was a surprise and they will be finding confetti dicks for years. Absolutely hilarious!!

I love how its anonymous bc i sent one to my ex and fell awesome doing so. Sent another to my friend and the prank went so well! He was excited to get incense but... he was finding dicks for weeks

Awesome product! Worked great, great surprise for my friend 🤣🤣 really appreciate that there's no glitter. Probably would have been unalived if there was. Got the reaction i wanted!

Awesome customer service and amazing product! Sent to a friend as a joke and he loved them. Said they were the best gummies he ever had. Had an issue with my shipping address and they helped me fix the issue with no problems. Thank you and will be sending more out!

Thank you so much! I had ordered the spring loaded pen*s bomb to prank my friend for her birthday. At no fault of the company, the item was either stolen or delivered to the wrong address. D*cksbymail sent another one at no charge 😭🥰🙏 and my friend received it. She laughed so hard. I will continue to purchase from this site and recommend it to anyone looking for a hilarious gift.

Best gag gift ever sent to my best friend. She opened the tube in her car...needless to say, she will be finding penis' for a long time! Thank you!

Have been getting these for my brother for his birthday every couple of years. Has no clue it’s me and has gone crazy trying to figure out who sent them