E.
Have been getting these for my brother for his birthday every couple of years. Has no clue it’s me and has gone crazy trying to figure out who sent them
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Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Laura B.
My friend swears he’s a local celebrity and that people send him fanmail all the time - absolute grounds for a chocolate dicking. His mother opened it…she thinks less of him now. 10/10
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Stephanie B.
Sent this as a gag gift to a best friend. We laughed for past 2 weeks. Thank you for having humor. Best medicine. She said when it popped she was spooked lil confetti dicks all over. She sent pictures of her kitchen counter and floor. Laugh non stop. Thanks again!🤣🙏
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Tim L.
When they say that it is anonymous it really is. My friend had no clue it was from me! I laughed so hard when I heard that she got it and blamed other friends for it. Might have to send another.
Eat a Chocolate Dick - The Congrats Box
Jillian S.
It is the third time I have gotten this from you for a female coworker’s Birthday and always a great hit. Thankfully I work with a bunch of horn balls!
Eat a Bag of Dicks Coloring Book!
Ayesha B.
Originally my first shipment got lost in the mail. The support team reached out and had a second one shipped out for me in a timely manner. The results were epic and hilarious
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Ramiro R.
This dick tire caps worked great! I put them on my brother in laws truck. Big truck and little dick tire caps! Waiting for him to find them now. Will order again.
Wheel Willies - Hilarious Penis Valve Caps
Joshua R.
I have no idea how the package was received. I hope it exploded all over the place! I sent this to someone who somehow hacked my Apple account and was kind enough to send themselves a computer on my dime. When they called Apple to change their address, I got the confirmation email and was able to mail them a thank you package. Thank you guys so much for this service! I feel much better now. And yes, I did get my money back, changed my account details and got a good laugh too! This person definit...
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Jessica J.
Sent to a friend for his birthday. It arrived a little early but he had no idea who sent it until I confessed. His face light up with surprise and he loved it. Best gift I ever brought!
Bag of Dicks - sent anonymously
Lacy L.
My friend had surgery and he gave some of his close friends his address to send him stuff while he heals. He has a great sense of humor and ever since I found out about dicks by mail I’ve been waiting for the perfect time to send them to someone. I knew this was the moment I had been waiting for. He loved them and thought it was hilarious.
Bag of Dicks - sent anonymously
Markus M.
Sometimes you just need something special for that gift, that friend, or that foo ;) In my case, shipment was lost in transit but replaced by excellent service so now I’m waiting for... how can I put this... a new nice dick to arrive shortly 👍
Eat a Dick - The Blossom Box
Candice S.
This was hilarious and a tad evil. We sent this to a family member that had been very annoying, of late. She wasn't too thrilled with the glittery mess or message. We thought it was funny! Fast shipping and completely anonymous.
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Guadalupe R.
I got it for a friend dijo que estaba chiquito la cosa lol she loved it she ate it that’s all it matters thanks dicks by mail for making my besties day 😁
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Adam P.
Hilarious! Friend totally didn’t expect it! He and his girl laughed their asses off. We sent this all the way to the UK and still got there in about a week. Totally worth it purchase - good laugh. He refused to take a picture with in.
The Big Gummy Dick
Shannan S.
This was a gift for my mom. It was hilarious! She is still finding dicks in her house. On a summer day when the sun hits just right; the glimmer of confetti dicks will take your breath away.
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Neptuno M.
This was a great gift for a friend! He laughed for hours about the gift and confetti. He also mentioned the gummies were good, and ended up buying another gift for his brother!
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Jennifer B.
It was a birthday gift to my favorite guy whose favorite thing to say is "Eat A Bag Of Dicks"! So I thought this was a fitting gift. Had it delivered to work where it exploded blue dicks! Thank yoouuuu!
Happy Birthday Pack
Angela S.
Got these sent to my brother for his birthday. Not only did he think it was hilarious but he said the gummy candy was tasty! unfortunately although anonymous, he guessed it was from me cause there is no one else in his life who would send him dicks for his birthday LOL
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Jennifer N.
Bought them and had them sent to myself so I could give it to my brother as a birthday gift. Had him open it in front of everyone.. needless to say we all had a good laugh!
Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb!
Jennifer N.
Bought them and had them sent to myself so I could give it to my brother as a birthday gift. Had him open it in front of everyone.. needless to say we all had a good laugh!
Happy Birthday Card!
Emmaline B.
I sent this to my friend who is a dick fiend. This was everything I had hoped it to be and she was thrilled to have it added to her dick collection (this is not supposed to be as sarcastic as it sounds, she genuinely enjoyed this gift)
Eat a Bag of Dicks Coloring Book!
Daniel F.
My and my friend got this inside joke tea baggin' each other with an actual tea bag. Got the drop on her(literally)with the scrotum tea bag prank! F'-in hilarious! If no one thinks that one is funny hell just drop it in their drink,at least you'll get the laugh!
Testicle Tea Bag!
Carla N.
I bought a bag of dicks for my aunt's birthday. I know that sounds odd, but you don't know her. It was the perfect present!!! She knew it was from me, not because the company told her, she just knew because of the type of relationship my aunt and I have. It was awesome!
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Pamela B.
This was an anonymous gift for a friend. I don't know how many people it took for him to go through to figure out it was me. He said the chocolate buttholes were deee-licious. No idea what I'm going to do next....
Eat My Ass Chocolate Buttholes - A Valentines Treat
Christopher E.
Sent it to a friend, and when they told the story of them receiving the package. They went on and on about how many penises there were and how they were everywhere. It's been about a month since they received their gift and they are still finding dicks around their house. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
M.
Dicks by mail has been my plug for chocolate dicks and butt holes since we back. They yet to fail me, they even helped find the tracking info when i got too sauced before ordering and entered my email wrong. If you want quality made chocolate dick and you want it in a timely matter go with dicks by mail avoid the imitators.
Eat a Dick - The Christmas Dick
Christopher A.
Worked perfect! Sent this to my boss and he said a million tiny dicks covered his entire kitchen once he got the lid off. "My house looks like a damn gay pride parade! I'll be picking those up forever"
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Kristina T.
Was a gag birthday gift for a special friend. She never received it and I contacted CS and they were more than happy to send her another one. She loved the product and definitely got a great laugh. <3
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Eduardo C.
For some reason, we as adults still haven't matured at all and decided to make it a tradition to send something along this line as a birthday present gift surprise. This gave us great laughs and would definitely recommend as a present for someone in your squad!
Bag of Dicks
Kevin C.
Wasn't there in person when it was opened, but got a call from my friend saying he had to clean a ton of penis shaped confetti and that made my day.
Bag of Dicks
Ben A.
Sent some gummy dicks with added confetti to a friend who video tapes everything. He opened the package labeled ‘monthly boxers subscription’ in his car. Glitter dicks everywhere. It was a great video to watch.
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Dominik W.
My friend absolutely loved them he said they were hilarious and surprisingly good he snacks on them all the time and is considering buying them just as a regular treat lol
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Deni G.
I had ordered a bag of confetti dicks along with the birthday card for my buddies 40 something birthday as a prank and when the time came when it arrived at his home I was anticipating a phone call from him quite soon and when I heard the message he left on my voicemail inquiring if I was one of the top 5 suspects on his list that would pull such a stunt I could not help but bust a gut laughing and called him back and confessed it was me as I didn't want him sending death threats to his ex in ca...
Happy Birthday Card!
Robert D.
It’s was an awesome gift and we laughed a lot but apparently there just for looks because the taste of the chocolate was the worst thing I’ve ever tasted. Other then that it was awesome.
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Jamey D.
Was awesome...this is the third one I've sent to people!!! This time my buddy happened to open it in front of his wife and daughter. When it exploded it hit him in the face and they lost it!!!! His daughter immediately screamed "Dad just got jizzed on all over his face!! "
Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb!
Kevin S.
Sent one to a friend of mine and it was totally hilarious. He couldn't figure out who or why someone would send him something like that. I haven't laughed so much in a long time.
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Elicia C.
I sent a bag of Gummy dicks to my best friend for Christmas. It was pretty funny and she got a laugh out of it. 10/10 would send again.
Bag of Dicks
Sean D.
Absolutely the best purchase of my life. One of the most hilarious jokes I could have ever played! Would highly recommend this product, and will be sending another bag again soon
Bag of Dicks - sent anonymously
Annaliza S.
This was this best anonymous gift I gave too my friend. It such a funny gift joke. Too friends who love humor. I will buy again! Came in the mail fast. Looks as is.
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Patricia W.
Although I was unable to see the reaction(s) upon those receiving such a “gift” it gave me such joy and helped me let go of a lot of pent-up frustration and resentment!
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
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