Tom W.
I wish I had video, I got my cousin 2x with y’all’s glitter bombs. First with a card and second with this!! She is still cleaning glitter dicks and sperm out of her kitchen and living room!! LOVE IT!!!!!!
Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks ReviewsSee store reviews
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Marisol P.
The best part is watching and hearing the recipient freak out trying to guess who sent such a thing! And then sharing the dicks...sharing is caring guys.
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Lisa H.
This type of humor is totally in line with me and my bestie. I love that it was anonymous, but of course as soon as she received it she knew it was me. Thanks for sending some laughs!
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Colton S.
I sent my sister a bag of dicks and she actually thought she bought them herself thinking she stayed up to long all sleep deprived it couldn't have worked out better lol
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Brandon J.
This was payback for putting a rival team's stuff all over my truck. The recipient wasn't sure it was me but said "that made my day! Seriously, it made my day." It was fun and worth the money.
Eat a Dick - Original Greeting Card
Susan K.
I sent these gummy dicks to my two best friends. Both of them loved the humor in them. One of the orders didn't arrive, and the owner immediately and in a friendly manner corrected the situation. I recommend this as a fun gift to give to friends who have a sense of humor.
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Leo G.
I do know the package was received, the tracking stated it. I have not heard a thing about delivery. So anonymity was maintained. What more can I ask for than that. I will buy again
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Jeanne V.
I sent the card with dick confetti anonymously to my son for Christmas, he opened it while sitting on his bed. He's still finding them on his bed and on the floor. But he got back at me by putting a bunch of them in my sun visor! I'm still finding them in my car....lol.
Bag of Dicks + Dick Confetti!
Heather R.
I bought them for my friends as for our gallantines or Valentine's if something we do every year or find silly gifts for each other and give them to each other and have a nice dinner and a glass of wine they really loved him and they laughed so loud and said only me could find something so crazy
Bag Of Gummy Candy D’s
Meta I.
I purchased it for myself to confirm the flavor was legitimate and the packaging was well worth it and IT IS!!! I would recommend this as a gag gift. I had my co-workers eating dicks out of my hand. 😂😂😂
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Eric J.
Great gag gift and the three bags I bought, brought a ton of laughter. And just so it's out there, the gummies are very, very good. I'd put the texture and flavor up there with any great gummy bear.
Bag Of Gummy Candy D’s
Devan W.
Great experience with this company. Item came true to size and description and did not disappoint! They also have great packaging that really ties it all together. The staff also communicates well when you have issues with delivery or address change. I appreciate all the assistance I received with my order. Thanks for a great product and great communication!
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
James E.
sorry i don't have more info it was sent to a place of business where i worked before i retired. to a employee that deserves a bag of dicks i will get more info down the road !
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Jamie S.
Was a hilarious gag gift I sent to my mother !! Still Poppin jokes a week later! Decided we are putting the candy in jello shots! Can't wait! It's great to send a bag of dicks anonymously! Learned of all the other items that are available to purchase on the site as well! Brainstorming my next bag of dicks mail bag. Muah hah haha!!!
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Kathleen S.
I'm probably the opposite of most people sending this- I send it routinely to people that always know it's from me 😂. My friend's husband especially loves these gummy dicks. I got him another type of candy dick once as a joke (only once! Other than that I've remained a loyal customer) and he said it wasn't as good. The last time I sent them, my friend said she heard him yell "yes! Dicks!" as he was opening the package and cracked up.
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Jayden D.
I sent it to my parents, but someone else enjoyed the snack! Even if it wasn't the outcome as I expected, it was funny haha
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Cayla B.
The box was sent back-return to sender
Meaning it was delivered and then returned.
I can only imagine the horror of seeing the package, bringing it back to the post office, having the eyes of everyone on it. 🤣🤣🤣
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Michael H.
I truly enjoyed the opportunity to send such a message to someone whom I detest and truly hope was negatively and emotionally impacted by it's delivery or opening. I didn't see it happen, nor would I care. That would imply I care about their well-being. That's not the case.
Much of humanity, (as we develop) learn a sense of humanity, morality, and intelligence. To be human is to make mistakes and learn from them, to be moral is to be sure-as best you know,-to make sure that your actions ...
Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb!
Lacey M.
It was in that moment.. you can literally see their brain go.. oh that's an asshole chocolate! Lol definitely getting more of these!
Eat My Ass Chocolate Buttholes - A Sweet Treat
Walt A.
This is going to be a slow burn. We sent two of these dick bombs to family members. We are going to remain anonymous as long as possible. I’m sure both of them have a long list of possible suspects and frankly, I might be far down their list as I am an old man so while I loved the one that we received, we’re going to wait and wait and wait and see how long we can go, driving them nuts until we have to reveal our ourselves.
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Jason S.
I really Think you should include a piece of wax paper in between the chocolate and the box lid. I sent this to myself so I can add something to it before I forwarded it to a friend and when I opened it there was already chocolate all over the box top where it says “eat a dick” for the price I paid I think you can afford a piece of wax paper.
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Ryan R.
“It shot all over my face and went in my mouth” … poor bastard still has no idea who sent it to him.
Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb!
Elana B.
Omg this is seriously the best coloring book ever!!!! I love every single page!!! I highly recommend it to everyone!!
Eat a Bag of Dicks Coloring Book!
Kathy C.
Sent it to my brother in UT as a prank he loved it, we loved it lol. And arrived WAY sooner than expected. Thank you!! #verysatisfied
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
R.
I so keep a list of folks thru the month that deserve these “special gifts” and when there is a sale I load up. That veterinarian that killed your dog? The place you volunteered for 3 months full time and the Christian who started it and walked past you every day that wouldn’t even acknowledge you? That dickhead you are divorcing or even Roger at Costco that pissed you off! Load up and mail them this! Trust me it helps your sanity! When I tell my friends about this company, they ask is the choco...
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T N.
I have ordered anywhere between 3-5 of these, they are a fun way to say it without gettn in trouble. Send that special someone a pack and giggle when it delivers.
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Kylie D.
These guys are epic! Sent a birthday box to a friend overseas who said the gummies are delicious! 😉 Had some issues with the package getting lost, but customer service was quick to fix the situation and send a replacement at no cost! Definitely recommend!!
Bag of Glitter Dicks!
Karen F.
Sent it to my friends ex because he's a dick, lol. He didn't even realize he got pranked because he ordered a bunch of stuff and it came the same time his packages did and he thought he ordered it from Wish for a friend! 😂😂
Bag of Dicks - sent anonymously
Mark S.
So it's apparently pretty easy to open the package in a way that spills the contents out unexpectedly. That's why the 'glitter' option is there, I think. Couldn't figure it at first but when my buddy opened his package, dick confetti and candy ended up all over his garage floor. The glitter would have made it an even bigger mess, lol! Next time I'm definitely adding the glitter
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Sally H.
Price was right, it really was anonymous without a trace of it being from me and the recipient thought it was hilarious! And it was sent quickly, cannot believe how fast it was processed and delivered!
Bag of Dicks - sent anonymously
Joesey D.
The book is freaking hilarious - the only issue we had is the fact that the bag of dicks being delivered in the heat always ends up melting into a huge glob - kind of defeats the purpose of sending someone a bag of dicks and makes it impossible for them to eat a bag of dicks. Otherwise it was great!
Eat a Bag of Dicks Coloring Book!
Christopher W.
It was awesome, my friend loved it, but do you think you could make it an option to leave a customizable note as well with it; I think that would make it even better. !!
Eat a Dick - The Blossom Box
Sarah G.
My Best friend sent me a box and absolutely loved them! I sent them to my sister for her birthday! Great price, great packaging, great product! Will be purchasing again!
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Karla L.
Apparently it did the trick.. I got it for my boss (who is a friend) for his birthday, but he got so bent out of shape because he didn't know who sent it. It was like 3 weeks before someone told him it was from Friendly Fire and safe to eat.
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Ashley P.
Amazing customer service! Like a dummy, I didn’t double check everything was correct before placing my order. I didn’t realize when I paid via Shopify, it changed the shipping address to my own. They were able to send a replacement bag out to the correct address! My friend loved it!
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Lindsay F.
Bought this for a friend and was not disappointed! He called screaming about dick shaped confetti exploding out and getting all over his bed. Best money I've ever spent and I will definitely be buying again!
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
M.
I was trying to come up with an unusual and clever gift as part of a 65 th birthday box of presents for a close friend...stumbled upon dicksbymail....and HAD to check it out...placed an order and within a week I had a birthday box with a bag of colorful gummy dicks...Hilarious...now I want to send the same gift to my 33 year old son and my 92 year old mother, who will not only enjoy the “visual” but love the candy aspect...gosh knows it’s been “ages” since she’s had anything like that in her mo...
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Kasey M.
I love them! I bought one in every color. Everyone is getting an incredible laugh. I’ve stuck them all over my job & all the recipients have cried with laughter. Well worth the money. I had to wait a long time for them to come back I stock, but am sooooo happy I finally received them. Will buy them again & again…
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Jeanette M.
Larger than expected, which is normally a good thing with dicks but I kinda wish they were smaller. They also don’t have any threading on them so it was a little tricky to put it on. Didn’t feel secure. That being said, buy them! I’m still waiting for my first victim (best friend) to notice. It brings me so much joy. They’ve stayed on for a week so far. I got the silver to blend in better for longer prank time. I need more to keep on hand lol
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M.
I got this fantastic coloring book for a friend who needed some cheering up. Most definitely did do that!
But the best thing that ever happened was that I had originally sent this to the hospital. But it got lost somewhere at the hospital. Your awesome company, sent my friend, a new coloring book and crayons, along with some dick candies to her house once she was home. That is beyond the best customer service I could ever ask for. Thank you for cheering up my friend. I will definitely be or...
Eat a Bag of Dicks Coloring Book!
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