Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks ReviewsSee store reviews

Funny stocking stuffer for Dad from adult offspring - we were surprised that these are not the size of gummy bears as expected. They're actually quite large. And they're very tasty/flavorful.

I got delivery confirmation, the sad part is she lives on the other side of the country, so I didn't get to see the reaction. I do know she has no idea who sent it 😆 radio silence, but knowing her, it is eating at her. Big time. She pisses off so many people, she has a long list of suspects.

Sent a bag out to a few friends. One opened it up and the dick confetti went everywhere! He said a “special” word and his dogs came running to see WTH was going on and was instantly track dick confetti all over his house!! 😂😂😂😂😂

My buddy didn't know who sent him the package and was asking all his close friends. All I can do is laugh and waited a while before telling him the truth. Loved it.

My ex boyfriend ( who I am good friends with) got a real good laugh out of your eat ass, chocolate bum bum holes! I wasn’t there when the package arrived so I didn’t get pictures! But I would absolutely send again! May I suggest a filled chocolate butthole?! Thank you and have a great day!

This was the best gag gift ever !!! My poor brother inlaw called two of his friends in search of who sent it to him and he sadly had to ask if they sent him a big chocolate duck ! Then he finally called us after being shamed hahaha. It was to funny. He will never forget it and neither will we.

He told me he would HATE to get these the first time we met. He told me this was completely anonymous with no way to find out who sent them. After finding out about his escapes it was over. So I waited two months and sent them with glitter 🤣😂

So, I sent it to a situationship who I didn't trust. He asked me to check on are we dating the same guy if another women is pissed at him. I asked him if he ate dick and he asked me if I sent it. He was pissed because I didn't sign my name! Fucker is a dick and deserved it!

I got it from my stepdad who has dementia what a great gag gift right? Now him and my mom are fighting over it and one's asking the other who's taking the balls first!

Was not happy it took almost 2 weeks to get here and it was melted a little. The gummies were the hit. They had a great taste and were way bigger than I thought. I would order gummies again but not the chocolate dick.

This was a huge hit with my buddy! He said it was the funniest gift he has ever received! I also ordered the Eat My Ass for another friend - she loved it. They also both said the chocolate was delicious.

It wasn’t very “Christian like” to send to my boyfriends ex wife so she said. BUT she didn’t know who sent them. She gave them to my ex and we enjoyed the delicious gummy fruit flavor.

I ordered as a revenge prank for someone who pissed me off. It was an absolute hit when it was received, both amusing and humbling the recipient. And they said they were delicious to boot! Can't wait for an opportunity to send more!

I accidentally ordered too early and I needed the package rerouted. I contacted dicks by mail and they were able to make the address updates asap ! Thank you so much !

Sent this to a person who was disliked by many. It was great. She didn’t know who to blame cuz so many hate her. 😂I would say definitely worth the money and absolutely worked as it should.

A little hiccup in the beginning. I only received one of my two bags. You quickly sent me my second. Thank you so much. It was for Christmas. You went above and beyond thank you.

I sent them to my son-in-law and it was perfect. He opened the box and was worried that he had pissed someone off and was trying so hard to figure out who might be mad at him. Of course my daughter told him immediately that it had to be me cause that is exactly the type of thing I do.

I sent these to my cousin because she’s a cunt. And a dentist. And I’d love nothing more than for her to crack one of her precious little veneers on a puckered chocolate asshole.

I didn't get to witness the unveiling of sent envelope so I unfortunately can't comment on the outcome. I just love the fact there is a service to help serve justice (or dicks) to or for ones that need it :)

Eat my ass chocolate buttholes, Where do I even start? Is a sweet treat indeed. These decadent chocolate buttholes effortlessly melt all over your mouth and tongue in the creamiest of ways as you devour them. Very little in life will satisfy you as much as these butt holes can. Do yourself a favor and gift that special man in your life some of these!

Even with all of the kinks in the plan due to Google pay switching it to my own address, the customer service e was amazing in fixing the issue and making sure it got to the right destination. I've used this company twice and I have not been disappointed.

This was the funniest thing ever. We put them in zip lock baggies and threw them at people and told them to eat a dick. I took some to Radcon and did that. Best 20 bucks I ever spent.

it was great, i got to see him open it over video call! s8de note i think its funny that u put the conf # inside a dick too XD il deff be sending a bag of dicks to everyone for the holidays!

Was surprised how yummy they were My boyfriend was acting up when I said hey eat a bag of D….cks he was offended but I said here eat these literally and said wow!!!! lol

This is one of my favorite items to send. I have not ever been present to see their faces but I can only imagine. I have only sent these special packages to people I know and love. How can you not want to receive a bag of dicks or tits. It is the ultimate way to anonymously tell someone, “I get you, please eat a bag of dicks and suck on a few tits”. Side note some packages come with confetti. Keep it around you will use it in so many other joyous ways.

I ordered the Bag of Dicks for my wife. It was priceless; the parcel was addressed to her, so she had no idea what the contents were. The look on her face said more than any words could have expressed. She knew immediately what the candies were in the shape of, which made it better—just listening to her trying to figure out who sent it and how they knew her and her address. I haven't laughed that hard in quite some time.

This is the third time I have used dicks by mail and I couldn't be happier. None of them can figure out who's sending them Lol I highly recommend using them.

I sent this to a guy who lied to me about being married and it arrived in perfect timing when he brought his first born son home. Needless to say I'll be ordering more in the future.