Sydnie M.
Purchased for a friend of mine as a silly joke and it totally brightened her day. She loved it and laughed so hard! Awesome, funny product.
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Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Joyann H.
Sent as a gag gift! Awesome surprise!!! Delivered on time. Except the delivery person didn't ring bell that it was delivered kind of botched surprise.
The Big Gummy Dick
Sthefania Z.
This is freaking genius! Kudos to whoever came up with this idea. My friend opened the card and it started making the odd noises, he tried closing it and it still wouldn’t stop. Unfortunately for me he is smart. So instead of ripping it so the special gift goes everywhere, this bastard carefully opens the noise compartment part carefully and notices the surprise. He grabbed the noise maker and destroys it. I am very pleased with the product, but very annoyed my friend did not make a mess lol
Just For You - The Never Ending Card from Hell
Liz T.
The recipient opened it in his car. I have never laughed so hard. Perfect dicks to glitter ratio. I’m still smiling days later; at the hardware store, grocery store, the bank. 🤣🤣 Best gift ever!
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Sean Y.
She was an ex and was big mad. She tried to tell me the company told her who sent it (lies) but never showed proof. I never saw the pictures of when she opened it, but I know how it went down and that's good enough for me.
Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb!
Shannon R.
Package hit the target. Send a bunch of gummy dicks and tits to a fellow veteran in iraq. Not only was my friend pleased, but his coworkers also got to indulge in candy dicks.
Eat a Dick - Original Greeting Card
+3Angela S.
There were fewer gummies than I expected, but they were also really big. Fruity flavors, good chewiness. Haven't eaten the chocolate one yet, but it's a good size and the packaging cracks me up. Completely discreet outer packaging and no packing slip inside or anything to identify the sender- it really is 100% anonymous.
Definitely problems with ordering and shipping, but customer service was helpful. I had placed two orders the same night- one for myself and one for a retiring co-worker- and t...
The Chocolate Dick + Bag of Dicks Combo!
D P.
Great prank. Sent them to a friend 4 hours away and timed a text saying iPhones are better as soon as I saw it was delivered. He worked for Samsung
Bag of Dicks
Gregory P.
The friend I gave it to, he was so excited and so surprised when he saw what was in the gift box. I will be getting more orders in the future. Thank you!
Secret Santa Bag of Dicks Package
Boyd E.
The prank is great!! but the shipping is slow. The 1st prank was for a birthday gift and it showed up over a month later.
The 2nd shipment shipped out the next day and i know this has nothing to do with the product or this company but USPS has been flying this current package up and down the east coast for a week.
Out for Delivery
Preparing for Delivery
Arrived at Post Office
DURHAM, NC 27703
December 20, 2023, 4:47 am
Departed USPS Regional Facility
RALEIGH NC DISTRIBUTION CENTER
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Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Gregory S.
The package was delivered 3 days prior to her birthday her mother got it from the mailbox and hid it from her until her birthday it was a week later that she found out who sent it to her which was awesome thanks very much
Happy Birthday Pack
Hannah M.
Got this for my best friend to cheer her up! Needless to say it worked! She absolutely loved this, and next we plan on getting her fiance!
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Christopher C.
My friend I sent this to absolutely love this. Said it was probably the funniest thing they ever got in the mail. Taste great too.
The Big Gummy Dick
Susan B.
This is my second time ordering this BODs for a friend of a friend. The first time was a year ago and this second time was an anniversary gift of sorts. These were ordered and sent anonymously and I must say, there is GREAT JOY in hearing how the recipient has responded to the package. I'm certain that this will become an annual gift from me, just because.
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Olivia L.
I sent them to the automotive shop my husband works at. All of the guys thought it was hilarious and kept guessing who sent them. They are them by the handful saying "I love dicks"
Bag of Dicks
Leslie V.
Not really sure how it went, but love the idea! My package was sent to an Ex that lives in another city. To be a fly on the wall! Hahaha 😆
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Adrienne E.
The product shipped fast and I received confirmation that it was delivered quickly. The recipient never mentioned recieving it as was to be expected due to anonymity. :) It's safe to say that he never saw it cumming.
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Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Debra L.
The bad thing about these are sometimes you send them to an unexpecting recipient and you don't know the outcome. Being as I sent it to an ex I can't say how it went as he'd never admit to receiving it nor will I let it be known I sent it. I can say Ordering and shipping were great. At least I could see all the way up until it being delivered. I will definitely purchase again.
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Ray R.
I was excited waiting to hear from my friend that I sent the box to. Was not disappointed by his response. Good work guys!
Secret Santa Bag of Dicks Package
Toby H.
20 years ago, when I met this particular coworker, he loudly proclaimed he is an Army vet and throughout the years he has said "Eat a D*#K" probably a million times. So it was just fitting that he instantly came to mind when I noticed an advert for this product! I ordered him 2 bags!
Bag Of Gummy Candy D’s
Christopher M.
The following is from the individual I sent them to.
Meanwhile, thanks (I think) for the tasty testicles. UR weird!
I tasted one out of curiosity. Yes, you better change the subject cuz you're way in over your head talking out your...
Christmas Bag of Dicks
Roy A.
Target of my mailed dick got his package pirated so I can imagine what the thief thought when he opened it up, meanwhile, this company stepped up and replaced the order and my target got a good laugh before handing it off to his wife for consumption - thanks guys!
Eat a Dick - The Christmas Dick
Barbara L.
Bought it as a galentine gift for a friend of mine, she absolutely loved it as you can see! 😂
2021 Limited Edition Valentine’s Dick - Eat a Dick
Ryan S.
Don't order if you're insecure boys...I couldn't stack up and I've now had to order a years supply of chocolate dicks...something about they taste better. Real talk, it was hilarious! Thanks for the dick!
Eat a Dick - The Christmas Dick
Rob M.
Put them on my buddies truck cause I knew he was getting new tires soon. He in fact went later that day….Tire Guy came out and asked if he put the caps on his tires. Friend curiously replied YES. Tire guy says “ OK, cause they are penis’. 😂😂
Thank you!!!
Wheel Willies - Hilarious Penis Valve Caps
Rob A.
These tasty little gems went over big. I hadn't ordered any in years. Product and service have not dropped off one bit. The reaction of my recipient was beyond what I'd even hoped for. Nothing beats this anonymous gift.
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Amanda M.
Sent this to my sister for her birthday. A solid 2 weeks went by without a word being said. Finally asked her if she'd recvd anything weird in the mail recently.
She ate it with peanut butter. I regret she did not take/share pictures of that lol
Only thing is I wish I could have included a small note. I think it would be great to be able to include a little note with the dick to talk a little shit or confess to being the dick orderer lol
Otherwise cool. Probably will send more dicks to more ...
Eat a Chocolate Dick - The Happy Birthday Box
Whitney M.
The service is amazing. Only very very special deserving people in my life receive a bag of dicks and knowing that it’s delivered and they are opening their surprise is worth every penny.
Bag of Dicks
Toby H.
20 years ago, when I met this particular coworker, he loudly proclaimed he is an Army vet and throughout the years he has said "Eat a D*#K" probably a million times. So it was just fitting that he instantly came to mind when I noticed an advert for this product! I ordered him 2 bags!
Bag Of Gummy Candy D’s
Lisa S.
I sent the original Eat A Dick box to my Brother. He thought he had spoken the last word in an arguement until he received Dicks By Mail!
Ahhhh, the sweet taste of victory!
Thank you Dicks By Mail!!!!!!
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
L.
Several people at our office was involved in this scheme and naturally I was thrown under the bus.
It hurt feelings then laughs then more hurt feelings then the who did it phase. Oh well, people should learn about isms and stop using them.
I know they are going to look at this..
The Chocolate Dick + Bag of Dicks Combo!
Rebekah T.
There is this guy who has been tormenting women on the internet. I'm just so happy that this is a thing and that you don't use return addresses on it. I wish I could be there to witness the dick confetti with cum glitter
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Kristin P.
I soaked these in vodka for a bacholette party. Everyone loved them! They were bigger than expected and tasted pretty good too!
BIG BOX OF DICKS!
Elana K.
I sent it as a gift to my cousin, and she laughed so hard. She didn't know who it was from, so she posted on social media and I confessed. A perfect gift for her to lift her spirits when it was needed.
Bag Of Gummy Candy D’s
Leon D.
Worked perfectly. Buddy opened it in his office with two women present and started making noises had to run out trying to muffle it and destroy it to stop it.
Just For You - The Never Ending Card from Hell
Christopher S.
what can i say… got him real good! jizz went all over his kitchen counters,floors etc… i wish i could share more photos! great gag!!!
Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb!
Thomas S.
Imagine your billion dollar company cans you two months before five year anniversary with 0 day notice then few months go by and think wait I can send the president of the company a chocolate surprise just make me laugh and feel better anonymously but I hope he sees this to ahahahahahhaahahah!!!!! It worked to
The Dark Chocolate Cock - Eat A Dick
Trevor W.
From my friends that received the big one
“I wasn’t sure how to handle Dicks at first. I came in curious. It was so large it was overwhelming. Eventually I got a firm grip on the layout. I left satisfied. 10/10”
-Pedro Cordova Hollywood
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Dawn G.
My friend loved it! Said she was going to eat it when she is done using it. LOL
you need to make one in dark chocolate
Eat a Dick - The Blossom Box
Joseph W.
Sent a big ol chocolate dick to my buddy in Florida, got sent pics of my pal deep throating that bad boy, totally worth it
Eat a Chocolate Dick - The Congrats Box
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