Samantha C.
My friend loved the surprise! The first one did not get shipped properly. The team was quick to fix the problem and quickly sent out another! Definitely a fun and unique gift!
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Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Steven C.
I sent this to a friend, but his wife saw the package and asked, “what did you order this time!?” He said he didn’t remember and told her to open it for him, hilarity ensued, worth every single penny!
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
David P.
Got a text from my nephew... " Hey,weird way to start a conversation,but... did you happen to anonymously send me a bag o dicks?"
Me: huh? A what? Lololol .Got my first bag o dicks from my daughter years ago and I've been paying it forward ever since!!!
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Courtney W.
My friend got the dicks in the mail and dumped it all over his floor because he had no idea what was in it. He loved it I loved it we laughed about it and I would definitely order again for a laugh. Thanks dicksbymail.
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Hunter S.
Sent it to my wife's mom for her birthday after she glitter bombed me. She opened it at work and blew dicks all over her father's desk. 10/10 she didn't know who sent it and posted the dickxploshion on Facebook
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Caleb F.
I bought this giant gummy dick for my step dads birthday and it did not disappoint. It surprised the hell out of him. Me and my mom had a good laugh.
The Big Gummy Dick
Jillian P.
I sent this as a birthday gift for my husband to give as a funny gift to his boss. They were away on business so he received it at the hotel they were staying at and had a big laugh when the lady at the desk witnessed him opening a box of gummy dicks! Great gag gift! I would definitely order from here again!
Happy Birthday Pack
Micah N.
I sent this internally, it shipped fast but then got lost the first time , but it was very easy to let them know it never arrived and they resent it for me and the second time it made it , will definitely order again
Eat a Dick - The Blossom Box
Greg G.
It was great, stuck it a glow in the dark stickie Dickie to a buddies license plate and he drove an hour home and back the next day before seeing it in his reverse camera.
Stickie Dickie - The Dick Sticking Prank!
Bonnie C.
Sent to a friend who got a kick out of it! He and his lovely wife said it was delicious! Can’t wait to send another “Merry Dickmas” treat to a loved one next year!
Eat a Dick - The Christmas Dick
Maria M.
Excellent product and even better customer service. The post office thought they lost the parcel, and when I let Dicks by mail know, they wanted to immediately send a new package. Fortunately, the original was found, but I was extremely impressed with how responsive to helping me resolve the issue they were! The gummies are funny and great quality. Thank you!
Bag of Dicks - sent anonymously
Paul R.
Because I'm an idiot who can't read, I addressed a box of the world's finest ass chocolates to myself, instead of my special friend. Luckily, I got ahold of the wonderful Dick Richards and told him about my situation. They corrected the order and my the intended recipient received a box of tasty delights. Of course, because no good deed goes unpunished, I also received a well-deserved box of glorious chocolatey starfishy goodness. This company never disappoints.
Eat My Ass Chocolate Buttholes - A Sweet Treat
Rachel S.
My friend excitedly went to pick up his gift from his apartment’s mail office. He saw it was from “posters R us” or something and thought I had something made for him. He said he planned to take a selfie with it.
Then he opened the package and dicks exploded all over his car. He has vowed revenge… so I’m sleeping with one eye open.
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Terry A.
The birthday dick was awesome. Black with a decent girth and prominent veins. I highly recommend this for straight pansexual persons with left leaning values or the Jen Psakie thing. I rubbed the chocolate dick on my body to get my scent on it before I wrapped it for my buddies birthday. My wife hasn't spoken to me since.
5 stars!
Eat a Chocolate Dick - The Happy Birthday Box
Stuart B.
What a wonderful gift. Not only did it feel great to send it, but my recipient talked about how great it was to feel the authentic mouth feel, excellent realism and gorgeous size, as well as all natural ingredients? Does it get any better? My advice: Send a dick to someone you love today. You (and they) will not regret it.
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Almena M.
I bought this for my good friend of 40 yrs.. oh my goodness she loved it!!! We don’t live in the same city and she was totally shocked.. She did guess it was me but hey, lol... She posted on Facebook and everyone had a great laugh. Who’s Next??? LOL
Eat a Chocolate Dick - The Happy Birthday Box
Nathaniel C.
Shared to a good friend of mine, and laughed my f****** a** off after he got them. He was amused as well. There was no hiding who had sent them to him though. He knew right away 😂😂
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Justin J.
It was fucking epic my brothers reaction was fucking priceless...He broke like a bitch and I won the prank war...he said "bro it even had fucking veins like a real dick"....
2023 Limited Edition Valentine’s Dick - Eat a Dick
Jenn P.
I had just received this! I LOVE it. I go around all time telling people eat a bag of dicks.. lol so much so when I got them my 14year old went "but that's your joke" lol I still haven't figured out who sent them but they need a high five and some praise!! Thank you for making such a amazing gift!!
Christmas Bag of Dicks
Shawn C.
This was the best dick ever. There person that received it loved taking it deep. It really stretched out his throat. He took videos slowing taking it down and it melted ever so smoothly down his throat.
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Steven C.
Showed up on time.. person it was sent to had no idea what it was till he opened it and pulled out the bag of dicks and ended up with little penis confetti all over his desk and floor.
Bag of Dicks - sent anonymously
Lisa C.
Great job. You couldn't deliver the first day as there was nowhere "safe" to leave the package. It was delivered the next day. I hope that asshole got dickfetti all over the place!
Bag of Dicks
Markus M.
Love it! I planned to have this as my Friday mug, but it turned out to be my everyday mug. I’ve already received an unexpected amount of complements due to this virus-thing and all meetings with face cam where I’m having my coffee in my favorite mug 👌
Nuts For You Mug
Caleb M.
I absolutely loved it and everyone around him, was a great gag gift from my boss keep doing what your doing and making the world a happier place 🎖⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Kristy S.
Sent this to my BFF for his 41st bday. We always talk about sending bags of dicks to our least favorite people, so I wasn't surprised by the text I received from said BFF when it arrived in the mail. "You mother fucker" is the best response I could ever have hoped for. My BFF got dicked...and I was the one to do it!
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Tara S.
I sent my mom the back of dicks and exploding glitter card just because she's not person or mother. The only thing I WISH is that yall had someone across the street recording for me so I could see her expression. Maybe next time.
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Heather B.
She was big mad. Even called bag of socks demanding to know Because she says it went to an attorney’s office but it really didn’t, the attorney doesn’t use that office! Shes still big mad!! I’m going to do it again to but this time with confetti
Bag of Dicks + Dick Confetti!
J P.
Purchased this for my son. Was a huge hit. He decided to wear it under his xmas Pjs so it would be in our Xmas pics 😂. Most commented Xmas pic on FB lol
Steve Buscemi T-Shirt
Dan T.
The package was perfect. The bulging veins really sold the unit! Delivery was quick and came right where and when it needed to😉. Can’t wait to send more Dicks in the mail… dicks for all I say, dicks for all!
Eat a Chocolate Dick - The Congrats Box
Joseph G.
There was a shipping error and the bomb was sent to my home instead of my friends. DBM was kind enough to resend to my buddy's house and we repurposed the bomb sent to us by giving it to our neighbor. He never doubted the story of us delivering a package on Xmas but opened it slowly (removing the glory of the bomb) but laughed out loud hard when he realized what was now all over his kitchen floor!
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Ashton F.
I sent them to my brother in law and his wife and they got a kick out of it and ate all of them in 5 minutes. They said they tasted amazing and thought it was a great gag gift. Both of them and I would recommend this product. Super funny!
Bag of Dicks + Dick Confetti!
Steven K.
We have the "State of Jefferson" which is an anti-government white christian nationalist cultist hate group (listed in the SPLC) in norcal that is currently running our Shasta County board of Supervisors. They have the double X to say the cultists were "double crossed" by the government and has been pushing to make Southern Oregon and Northern California into its own State. It would instantly become a welfare state.
I put X's on the balls because they have no balls and super glue them on to sh...
Suction Willies!
Victor H.
I ordered 2 of these spring loaded dick bombs to 2 different friends and holy hell was it ever worth it. Priceless reactions from both. And customer service was probably the best I've received.
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Theodore A.
Ordered 100, shipping was fast and the joy from others immense.
Having people approach me and ask, "So I hear you have dicks?" has been the highlight of many a day.
GIANT BOX OF DICKS!
Martin S.
Sent these to a buddy that uses the term “eat a dick” continually!! He’s going through a tough time write now and this took his mind off of things for a while. Initial shipment was screwed up by me with a bad address, but they fixed my mistake and rushed out another shipment, many thanks
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Janette M.
Best gift idea ever!! Will definitely be something that I will buy again and again. If you wanna put a smile on someone's face, someone who has a sense of humor, then this is your gift to give. Love it!!
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Tara D.
One of my best friends and her daughter both wore glittery outfits to my Halloween party. I am still finding glitter. And after several weeks of them laughing about it, I had to seek my revenge quietly and carefully. The only obvious solution was a dick glitter bomb. I waited eagerly in anticipation for my phone to ring. And when it did the names I was called and the giggles I had made it all worth it. The follow up texts from the glitter dick finding over the next several days not only made me ...
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Benjamin C.
I asked for a boob job for Valentine’s Day & got a washer & dryer set instead so to show my appreciation I sent this to my husbands work, he called me confused because he didn’t order anything so I got to hear the gasp from him & the giggles from all the office ladies when he opened the package. COOLEST SITE EVER!!
Eat a Dick - The Blossom Box
Matthew P.
They actually accepted my order and sent it to Sleepy Hoe Biden at the White House. He totally deserved this bag of dicks!! 10/10 would order from them again.
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Allison H.
I got the giant box of dicks for my BFF’s bachelorette and we were all pleasantly surprised at the size and sheer quantity of gummy dicks provided! They were also pretty delicious.
BIG BOX OF DICKS!
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