Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks ReviewsSee store reviews

Sent this to my best friend for his birthday. He has been finding dick fetti for days. Not to mention anytime he says something I can just tell him to eat one of the many dicks he has in his room.

This was a funny little joke to play on a friend who said the dicks were very very tasty. Her husband even ate some and also said they were the tastiest gummy dicks he ever had.

I got it as a birthday present for my gay friend, Brandon. He said they were perfect little penises, and they tasted good too! " I never knew dicks could taste so good"

These were great! It was a gift to a friend of mine - who has received some of your other items as well! - and she loved it. Also said the chocolate was excellent. Thanks for being awesome!

Once again I have a smart friend that carefully opened the package so the penis confetti didn’t pop out but some spilled on his coffee table when he tried to get the gummy penises out lol. He laughed and said they taste pretty good to throw away. He ate the whole bag and shared some with us. Once again, thank you! Haha

I love this company and every product! The bag of dicks makes for a great gift and laugh! All my friends have loved their delicious gummies and the surprise every time. Will continue to buy and recommend!

I ordered this for some laughs with friends. The candy came with a disgusting amount of glitter, which was awesome!!! That part of the gift is just as good as the bag of dicks. I’ll be sending these to people for sure.

The entire experience is hilarious and my most favorite part is getting pictures every time there’s a found random confetti dick in places never expected lol. The gift that keep on giving.

Sent to my soon to be ex husband for his birthday and he knew exactly where it came from. Sent me a text that it made his day, he needed the laugh and that he loved it. I didn't send it out of spite or to be ugly and knew it would make him laugh. Sending an exploding dick bomb has eased the tension of a bad divorce and gave us both a good laugh thank you for that.

Absolutely hilarious! Package was shipped to the UK and the receiver didn’t have a clue. I had him open it on camera and although he put the phone down to cut open the package (very securely taped) I could see tiny dicks flying across the screen. The look on his face was priceless! He said “I’m covered in dicks!” Of course he told all of his friends and everyone thought it was the funniest thing. Would definitely buy again!

This was awesome! This is a great way to surprise anyone... it's lighthearted and fun! No one can resist opening an unexpected package... send your friends one today. You get tracking information and will know exactly when your surprise arrives. Just sit back, relax, and woohoo! Enjoy everyone... it's a great gift and loads of fun... send yours today!

Sent a lovely "watch" to my best friend and his wife for their wedding anniversary. unfortunately i couldn't be there to see it as they live in Texas and I'm up in Vermont but i got hilarious text reactions. money WELL spent.

My friend was so disrupted after opening the bag of Dicks that she threw them out...lol. She thought it was a hate mail gift and not a gage. I laughed my ass off when she told me about it, not knowing that I'd sent it to her!

I unfortunately didn't get to see any of the opening happen but my former coworkers did. They told me that he loved the card. It was the funniest card he had ever received. The chocolate dick and koozies were also good and made him red in the face with embarrassment. Definitely a birthday gift he'll never forget

This was definitely 100% anonymous… and hilarious! Sent them to my brother for his birthday. I got a phone call within a hour of the delivery being made… He didn’t need any paperwork to know it was me! 🤣🤣🤣