Jazzmine L.
I bought this to cheer up a friend during a hard time. The bomb went off and it was hilarious. It's been a week and we still find dicks throughout her house.
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Taylor H.
We recently got covid from a co-worker of my husband’s. I sent him a bag of dicks as a funny “covid care package” for sharing with me, my husband AND my son. He thought it was hilarious.
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Eric N.
ok, so these were awesome.. maybe a bit too awesome. I gave them to a coworoker and he sprinkled some of the penis confetti (optional item) on another not so fun coworker's desk. he ended up getting almost fired, but his supervisor was able to talk the HR department down to a one day suspension without pay. I felt REALLY bad about it, but ultimately it was all worth it for the glorious sharing of penis shaped objects with a fellow dumbass.
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Rob M.
So, I bought this for a co-worker and even had it shipped directly to him at the office. First I must say, this isn't the first time I've bought him a bag of dicks, this is in fact the THIRD time. He's a huge fan of the gummies. I must admit, it's even better for me to watch this a-hole put a dick in his mouth over and over. This time, however, I added that extra surprise of glitter. This man LOATHES glitter. It made my day, 10/10 will order again.
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Jeffrey E.
Excellent product and discreetly shipped. I am sure my HOA never knew what hit them. I will be sending more dicks by mail to those individuals who may not be feeling enough love in the future. Thanks for a great product and a very passive aggressive way to reek havoc on those who have no idea I am pissed or why. Keep up the good work.
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Michael H.
I was hysterically laughing for five god damn minutes when I got this in the mail and opened it. Kudos to who ever the fuck sent this to me.
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Patricia K.
I sent this to my bestfriend in California , I am in Texas. I haven’t seen her in over 6 months and I wanted to give her a good laugh. She has still been finding dicks all over her house.
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Layne B.
This is the 7th suprise gag gift o have sent! Just make sur you watch out because after sending this, they will be coming for you! That saying payback is a ........! I have it coming but it’s worth every penny!😂😂😂😂
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Harold W.
I am a truck driver and sent this in to my account manager. He struggled all weekend trying to figure it out who sent it. So much fun to make him wonder.
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Richard B.
It was a hard decision on what to send. It was the confetti that aroused my interest. The product really stood up to the hype. The company was a pleasure to deal with and will have me as a repeat customer.
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Misty T.
Our GMs 50th birthday!
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Beth J.
We got into the same argument and in the 12 hours we hadn't spoken I typed in bag of dicks in Google. Much to my delight it was better than I imagined! He opened it up at his place and dick glitter every where *giggle* and he brought the B OD to my house knowing and knowing he wouldn't eat them, I got to eat all of them by myself.
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Scott B.
What a great gag gift. I am very pleased with the bag of dicks prank. I personally sent the glitter dicks and didnt witness the opening of the package but heard the hilarious stories circulating around work from the victim. Only thing that would podsibly make it better is if there was a tiny little pinhole camera in the bottom of the package with a data only sim that would instantly upload the victims look as they opened the package. As technology gets cheaper i hope this may be a future option.
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Patrick E.
So just when I thought sending my Friend a bag of dicks to be the best thing, I decided to add the penis confetti for more fun. Needless to say she loved both of them, she couldn’t have been more happy to see so many dicks at once.
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Cress B.
What a great gift for a right asshole, that needed to hear “eat a bag of dicks”. I may need to sign up so he’s on a reoccurring schedule!!! You guys are awesome.
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Alexandra M.
It’s great and it was super funny. Got there pretty quickly BUT I didn’t take into account how hot it was that day. And the friend I sent it to didn’t go get his mail till the evening and it was over 100° that day…it all melted together. Although that was a huge let down I will definitely be sending more to people! Just maybe not in the summer haha
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Yisel S.
I sent it to my ex gynecologist office for gaslighting me about my pain. I didn't get to see her reaction but it felt amazing to send it her way.
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K.
Sent this to my friend and his brother as a joke, we always love to mess with each other and this was the best way to do it. Unfortunately they had family members pass away right after I ordered the bag o dicks and fridge magnet. They were having a very hard time and the dicks ended up being delivered the day of the funeral. They opened the bag after they had gotten home and told me that they laughed for the first time in weeks (delivery was slow since it was December and the post office is slam...
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K.
Sent this to my friend and his brother as a joke, we always love to mess with each other and this was the best way to do it. Unfortunately they had family members pass away right after I ordered the bag o dicks. They were having a very hard time and the dicks ended up being delivered the day of the funeral. They opened the bag after they had gotten home and told me that they laughed for the first time in weeks (delivery was slow since it was December and the post office is slammed, so the packag...
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Kim H.
Only complaint, as a joke from my friend but could be an issue. Don’t worry he’s not a libtard. Anyway to make the confetti animal friendly? Biodegradable, quick dissolve without increasing cost too much?
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Wilson P.
My friend and his significant other had a laughter over Christmas as their gift. It made a mess. They loved it. How did he know it was me? He just do.
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Jason P.
Sent this to my friend Seppie , it was during COVID so it just made his day , he hadn’t seen a dick in months and was getting dick amnesia, this chocolate dick made Christmas come early for him , he said the only downside is the dick doesn’t stay together once you start putting it in and out of your mouth
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Kyle B.
I love the thought of this item and I think it’s hilarious . But I don’t know if my intended recipient ever received it . Never saw a post for the person about it or got a text or phone call. So I’m assuming it never made it even though it said delivered . Sent it to an address but was delivered to a P.O Box
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Christy A.
Sent these to my best friend for Christmas, she's single & we joke a lot, so this was the perfect gift!! I even liked the anonymous factor, made it fun for me to reveal that I'd sent them AFTER she had received the package & was guessing! Lol! I ended up being FIRST on her list after all! Lol!
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Vernon H.
Sent it to my supervisor and he was pissed especially when he braggingley opens it in front of the president of the company. Then he spent a couple days asking me if I sent it. He even showed h/r the president at first sight told him he didn't think I had money to spend on Christmas presents.it was awesome I will be using your services again. Ps he said the candy was good
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Alyse G.
I sent these to this horrible women who is supposed to be my aunt…she takes the cake. She’s the worst person you can imagine to have for an aunt, racial bigot who thinks she better than every one else….well lemme tell you I got the reaction I wanted….🤣🤣🤣🤣let’s say aunt Kathy won’t be sending anymore Christmas cards and will be finally leaving me alone!!!! Thanks dicks by mail!!
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Shannon R.
Took advantage of the “Double Your Dicks” special and anonymously sent the gift to my bestie. Of course she knew it was from my sick ass and she loved the surprise candies and pop up dick.
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Michael B.
What a glorious gift! Sent to my husband the last time we were in a fight - we both got a good laugh out of it when it arrived. I highly recommend this product!
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Jodi R.
One of my favorite things to send to friends, whether they are going through a hard time or or just being a dick it works!! Everyone needs a good laugh!!
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Robert S.
Absolutely amazing. The only thing I wish could be added is a camera that takes a picture when they open it and sends it to me. Definitely got the message across.
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Tia A.
my buddy n i got into a little argument so i sent him a glitter dick bomb with no context. didn’t get to see it in action but his wife said it exploded allllll over him and his kitchen lol he was stunned hahahah. they were picking up glitter dicks for a few days 😂😂 needless to say, don’t f with me or you’re next hahahah
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Isiaha B.
Got them as gifts, something happened with the delivery and I didn’t get them so I reached out to them and they sent replacement’s within days. Fantastic customer service and well worth it!
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Selena G.
Love it had lots of laughs. I put the glitter option on the bag of tits and it was everywhere! I will be ordering again sometime soon for a friend's b-day and I will put the glitter option again XD
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Brian S.
You guys lost my order . I ordered it on April 11th and your website said it would be delivered in 3-4 days. My brothers birthday was on April 18th. I received a tracking number, but it always said it was waiting pick up by the Postal Service. There is not a number to call you so after two straight weeks I sent over 15 emails and 95% of them weren’t responded back to you. Finally somebody re-shipped the item on April 25 at no cost to me, but it was too late. That wasn’t fair to me. Your custom...
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Jesse E.
Honestly, best monies ever spent. Sent this to my ex, figured when else in your life are you going to send a spring loaded package of confetti dicks. He loved it, but actually ! Made him laugh all day. I got what I wanted, and he got a laugh !
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Melissa B.
It was extremely funny and my friends loved it. Shipping was fast and they responded to all of my questions and concerns very quickly. I will absolutely be ordering more fun gag gifts from this site.
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Tanya S.
Tried to prank my girlfriend with some dicks I the face which is pretty funny because we are lesbians. She was on to me so I didn’t get the full effect so we scooped up the ducks and put them back in and put it on our new neighbors steps. They always steal our parking spots and tried stealing our trash cans so we reused it and put it on their doorstep
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Gayla M.
She loved the gummy Dicks! It made her laugh and that’s what I had hoped. The pandemic has been difficult and this cheered her up so much! And best of all she has no idea where it came from.
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Heather H.
My neighbor's kids were being dick bags, and neighbor would not discipline their kids. We had some neighborly feud type shit go down, to where they even called the cops for a really dumb reason. I thought it would be ingenious to send her a lovely glitter dick bomb. One morning, recently, I woke up to a cop at my door. The glitter bomb arrived. According to the cop it got EVERYWHERE. So, the money and shock factor is totally worth it! Buy this.
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Ellen T.
Good size. It will stand out if someone glances down. Made of strong material. Not sure if glow in the dark was the best color choice. I plan to put them on people's car tires when they park like Dicks.
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