Ellen T.
Good size. It will stand out if someone glances down. Made of strong material. Not sure if glow in the dark was the best color choice. I plan to put them on people's car tires when they park like Dicks.
Dicks By Mail - Anonymously mail a bag of dicks Reviews
The Tire Cockz - The Penis Valve Cap Covers
Laura I.
I love this! I'm a jokester and sent these to a couple of people. They new right away who it came from even tho they were sent anonymous. We got a great laugh!
Thank you!
Bag of Dicks - sent anonymously
H.
It was ordered for 4 of my friends to arrive on the same day. A few days prior to it arriving, we started a "Who is getting the Bag of Dicks?" game. No one was disappointed.
Eat a Bag of Dicks Coloring Book!
Timothy S.
So I ordered a standard chocolate dick, and after completing the order, realized I'd sent it to the wrong address! Normally this would be a hassle, but just an email or two later and they had it all sorted for me. 10/10 experience.
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Emily B.
I told my brother he was a dick and that I would throw something at him. He said "good luck". Since I was 5 states away I was elated to find this as I could tell him he was a dick and get my wish of throwing something without having to drive five states away! I loved it! He did not! Luckily I dont care😈
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Hannah R.
I had this sent to my hubby’s job. It came packaged inconspicuously. Apparently when he opened it he ripped the box and glitter went everywhere! I followed it up about a week later with a spring loaded dick-fetti bomb. He’s scarred for life and worried bc I told him I signed him up for the dick of the month club 😂
Fortunately everyone was laughing and shared the gummy dicks around the shop. I hear they were very tasty
Bag of Glitter Dicks!
Alyson A.
Accidentally sent the wrong name to the correct address and it was returned to the company after delivery. I notified this great team and they resent them for me! Thank you!
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Jason F.
I don’t have a picture because I set them out of state for a gag gift. I let it go on for about a week before I came clean about it. The person I sent it to had no idea who sent it, it was great!!
Bag of Dicks
Steven B.
Ahhh, so, i bought a bag of dicks and mailed them to my boss at work. He's been with us for about a year or so now and automatically thinks he knows how to run the company and that all his ideas are golden. He also suffers from little-big-man syndrome at a stout 5'9", throwing tantrums, getting into fights with employees, burning all his bridges ect ect. So i was tired of his shit and that's when i sent him this bag. After the 9 o' clock meeting on monday, he came down to the floor, red faced, c...
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Laura B.
One of my college age employees had two jobs. A tornado tore her house apart. Her other boss fired her for missing a shift. I promoted her and sent that bitch a pile of shit. Carol thought my employee sent it, told her not to return to the store. So she sent her keys back by via her gay professor who went in drag because Carol, the recipient of the shit is also homophobic. It was glorious.
Eat Shit - Chocolate Shit in a Box
Alyssa A.
Sent some to my brother and this was his response after asking everyone in the family and still not finding out😂
Bag of Dicks + Dick Confetti!
Kevin W.
Love all the pranks.... I use them on everyone... they still do not know its me.... lol... thats why its so funny to watch them in the office when they open it up... great stuff
Eat Shit - Chocolate Shit in a Box
Jaegar R.
I was able to give my work buddy something he never had before. I wish you had bigger sizes to buy. Would have made my day to give this dude a whale sized schlong just to see his face.
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Dakota A.
Sent to my buddy he loved it although was told "ima dead man talking" because I chose to add glitter. Apparently their was like 5 pounds of glitter in the package. Soo be careful with that option
Bag of Glitter Dicks!
Laura D.
I don't know if they got it or not I sent it to my ex. It had me laughing for days just knowing he was getting it. I needed the laugh my inner child is very satisfied
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Julia F.
Loved this! I listened to my boss rant and rave for nigh on thirty mins about "the asshole whole thought it was funny to put big dicks on his tires." One of the funniest things that has ever happened at work. 10 outta 10 would recommend everyone doing this to the boss in their lives.
The Tire Cockz - The Penis Valve Cap Covers
William P.
Best Dick I have ever purchased. Purchased for a supervisor I work with and had it sent to him as a joke. The entire office laughed hysterically at the supervisor's expense. Little do my coworkers know, our Secret Santa gifts this Christmas will be bought from you guys!
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Vianice R.
I sent it to my older cousin who always plays pranks on me. I finally decided to get him back hahaha! He knew exactly who it was from and couldn’t stop laughing! Loved it!!
Eat a Chocolate Dick - The Happy Birthday Box
Daniel P.
Sent it to my younger sister who stuck her big F*%#ing nose into my 46-year-old life and started causing trouble. I sent her this little number and she took it as a threat because I could reach her even from the other side of the country. Her behavior has since stopped. Such a simple solution, who would’ve thought it could be so easy. She called to complain and I told her to put it in her mouth and hold it there until it melted and her problems would go away like magic. I certainly hope she foll...
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Sarah R.
I sent it to my sister. I blew up her phone trying to catch it so I could be on the phone when it happened. Well she ignored my call and opened it in her car she said it shot her in the face!!!!!! Made it even more priceless!!! Now I must wait a while before I can do it again!
Spring Loaded Jizz Bomb!
Patricia G.
Sent them to my boss as a joke and he comes in to work and hes telling me how someone sent him a bag of dicks to his house. I bust out laughing and told him it was me lmao .. No were in a prank war at work. They are super yummmyy though lol
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Keri W.
I sent this to my mom. It was worth every penny as my dad taped it for me and convinced my mom she had to of ordered something and forgot about it. When she yelled "why is this full of penises!!!" My dad kept a straight face and asked her why she ordered a tube if dick confetti. 10/10 would recommend. My mom is in her late 60s.
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Christy H.
My gf Loved it! Made her scream! Then she hated it Because she can’t NOT find shiny dicks everywhere and think of me. Thank you for the bag o dicks!
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Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Layne B.
My picture will not down load, but you can eat a bag of Dicks if you don’t think that the confetti spring loaded Dick bomb isn’t funny! This marks my 5th one I’ve bought in the last few months ! Love that prank A++++++++
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Thomas C.
Got there fast. Many laughs
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Ashley F.
I sent this to my brother for his 33rd bday. We're always sending each other obnoxious gifts. My mom was kind enough to video him opening it. Nothing better then watching 1000's of penis shaped glitter confetti him all over him and his floor! My family and I died laughing at all the inappropriate jokes that came from this! I'm sure he'll get me back in September! Thank you!!!
Spring Loaded Dick Bomb!
Cherie B.
Great gift! I added the glitter to my box but I wish it would have shot out somehow rather than just trickle out like it did. Bonus was the gummies tasted good!
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Kelly S.
It was definitely a surprise and quite the mystery of the week. It was sent in fun and may or may not have been taken that way, but it provided what was expected. Lots of laughs!!!!!
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Katie P.
Not sure how the gift was received, but I love that this service is available. I sent the veiny falic penis to my estranged father who decided after 30 years was a good idea to reach out and attempt to reconnect.
Eat a Dick - The Chocolate Dick
Jonny C.
Ordered it as a prank on a coworker . Poor guy melted it in his hand in 30 seconds . Should have a disclaimer that it will melt in your mouth and in your hand. 🤣
Eat a Chocolate Dick - The Congrats Box
Angela M.
Pranked my twin sister with this. Had her so furstrated with not knowing who sent it to her. LOL
Love the fact that you can send it Anonymously. She is so getting this for Christmas as well. LOL
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Lance R.
I love the cards, I loved everything else I’ve gotten from you in the past! I ordered “in stock” Christmas tees for a Christmas party in early/mid December and still have not received them! I’ve asked for the order to be cancelled and my money refunded but was told they’re on their way and that’s not possible. It’s January 3rd and they’re still not here. All I want is a refund and order cancellation, that shouldn’t be to much to ask for.
Dick in a Box Christmas Card
Michael S.
Shipped to my brother’s fire station. His coworkers marveled and wondered what is this mystery left at our doorstep. Then they waited for him to arrive and open his penile package. Glorious!! They all stood erect with wonder and awe at the bounty of jelly jaw jackers.
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Shelby M.
Best revenge gift for the f*** boys! Sent it to an ex at his work place, ended up in his bosses office and he had to open it there. 10/10 recommend
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Alejandro M.
A wonderful surprise for my husband. He loved it. It is not the best chocolate but in the end, it wasn't the most important for me. Well packaged and delivered on time. Very satisfied
Eat a Dick - The Christmas Dick
Anna S.
We came across the dicks my mail website at work, and the first purchase was a tube of dick confetti. Since then in the office we have ordered a “deluxe” bag of dicks, and these fabulous titties that we’re ordered last. When they arrived the boss man said “finally something that isnt dicks!” Was a great purchase, and a big tit in the office.
Bag of Tits!
Megan H.
I will definitely be ordering for them again cause there was an issue with my first order that was my fault it got sent to the wrong address lol someone got a surprise but they resent a new package at no cost to me and it found it way to my brother's house that time
Bag of Dicks - Sent Anonymously
Brent R.
The products were great, and the customer service was even better. I had to make a change to an order and the email interaction was quick and they were understanding. It really was a pleasure to work with this company, and the reactions to the gifts I gave were priceless. I’ll certainly deal with these guys again.
The Chocolate Dick + Bag of Dicks Combo!
Patrick N.
Sent to my boss. For the rest of the day he tried to make everyone eat a dick. It put him in a good mood and made the day more pleasant than it normally would have been.
Bag of Dicks - sent anonymously
Robin M.
The dicks arrived as expected in dick shape. I cannot comment on taste as my husband ate the entire bag of dicks upon arrival as clearly instructed by the included "EAT A BAG OF DICKS" note.
Bag of Dicks - sent anonymously
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