Offensive Crayons Reviews

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Africa M.

Gave them as a gift to a co-worker😜 She loved 😍 them!!!!

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Chris H.

The perfect pen to keep track of the chaos’ of life!

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Ben L.

They don’t suck as much as I thought they would. Pretty d@mn perfect

Offensive Pens

Alix G.

The pens look great and their packaging is nice too. I gave some to my colleagues, we had a blast!

Offensive Pens (BACKORDER)

Anita C.

The crayons came well packaged. (Great for re wrapping for gift), the shipping was fast (came 2 days early) and the prices were fair. Good quality, fun saying.

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Emily G.

I love these crayons there my favorite there so mean and I love that they crayons

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Laurie G.

People definitely do double takes. The ear pieces aren’t elastic, but I didn’t buy this for the ear pieces. I look totally ridiculous and that was my goal.

Bearded Man Face Mask

Ryan S.

The worst best pens around. They say exactly what I’m thinking. Hahaha! Thanks for being a weirdo like the rest of us! Make more stuff please!!!! More coffee cups.

Demotivational Pens

Linda M.

This is the second set I have purchased as a gift. I was a bit disappointed with the packaging. I am surprised they were not broken.I

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William V.

I gave them out at work and didn't get fired! Everybody loved them. The pens are very good quality too which was a pleasant surprise for the price.

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Yasmine K.

Omg my friend and I were laughing with each crayon we looked at. The only downside is that a few of the crayons came broken and I have it to her as a gift. Other than that they were hilarious

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Marion S.

Unexpected but totally fun XD I love it !!!

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Sheila L.

I really like the crayons and will use them as a gift. My only suggestions is to make the names of the crayons larger. Very hard to read.

Holiday Edition

Melissa M.

The bag itself is much thicker and sturdier than I thought it would be. I am very impressed with it!

"Just Smile" Gift Bag

Ann F.

This sentiment on this keychain fits me so well! Like right now, I'm overthinking my review. Anyway, I love the keychain!

"Let Me Overthink This" Keychain

Jessica A.

These were absolutely perfect gifts for my mom friends and family. They loved them, and I was so excited to see them open them.

Parenting Pens

Mia M.

The crayons arrived quickly and were in excellent condition! They were part of a comical white elephant gift and everyone thought they were great!

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Ellie W.

Bought this for my new roommate and she absolutely loved it and we all got a laugh out of them!

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Mark -.

I ordered the pens, they showed up, not clear why I've received 3 emails asking me to review the purchase.

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Kelly F.

Love the pens!!!

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Kelly F.

Love it!

F-Bomb Bath Bomb

Leah C.

These are hilarious! I've given them to a couple friends as gifts. They are a riot and a total pick me up for anyone feeling down!

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Leeanne M.

The crayons are HILARIOUS to read, while being a social commentary on the state of the nation and world at large.

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Andrew O.

I got a set for both me and my wife. We love them!

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Samantha G.

My local dispatcher coworkers love these pens.

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Michael E.

Awesome!!!

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Andrea B.

Gifting to all my dog owner friends They will get a big kick out of these Kudos to your inventive artistic team

"Oh Shit" Dog Poop Bag Dispenser

Rikki S.

Looks great, but I have not/will not be using it as it is a gift for my boss. It'll most likely stay on a shelf in his office with the hot sauce I bought him a couple of years ago! Looks great, bigger than I expected and it has a pretty sparkle to it! Would definitely order again!

Toaster Bath Bomb

William C.

Got these as a birthday present for a co-worker. He was quite amused and said he uses exactly those phrases on a regular basis at work.

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Sherrie S.

Absolutely stellar customer service! My order shipped quickly and I had a hilarious followup email from the staff. Will definitely recommend to friends!

Holiday Edition

Jessica D.

Absolutely hilarious. Great to read color names out loud while enjoying alcoholic beverages with friends. Great gift for crafty art peeps.

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Emily T.

These crayons are amazing and the names are hilarious. Perfect thing for adults who color or just a funny gag gift

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David L.

Got it for a friend. They will get it for Christmas so I don't know how they will react to it, but I LOVE IT!

"Your Future Self..."Mug

Alexandra D.

Amazing. Got them as a gift but took a sneak peak…packaging is hilarious!! Crayons seems to be good quality too. Very happy with purchase.

Porn Pack

Joseph A.

I loved the product until I found myself getting touch in all the wrong places by some Bizarre Characters!!!! I would not recommend wearing this to the following locations: Church, elementary schools, post office, or bars that serve stiff drinks!!!

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Margo M.

What to get your Boss who is crazy for kitties? These pens! They made the prefect thoughtful-but-not-too-expensive office Holiday gift!

Cat People Pens

Mandy P.

Had to add my name to them because this dickheads in the office tried to steal them! Absolute hit at meetings and during annual reviews!

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Peter J.

My order got lost at final delivery. These guys took care of it and then some. Great humor. I look forward to continuing to be offensive.

Holiday Edition

Michael R.

I gave them as gifts they are being used at their jobs. Have been told that coworkers thinks they are hilarious

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Charles B.

After you FINALLY got them back in, I immediately bought both sets&put them up with my order of your crayons,far,far away from the reach of people!

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