Offensive Crayons Reviews

Sam M.

Going to make my social worker friend both happy and extremely uncomfortable. It is the cheese to the offensive coloring book’s wine and I think they pair nicely.

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Jason R.

It's as if the Cards Against Humanity started making crayons. The crayons live up to their box's name: Offensive. And I love it!

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Tiffany L.

Got these for my boss for a gift everyone thought they were hilarious! Super fast shipping too thank you so much!!

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not for everyone.. but hilarious. some of the colors are named pretty offensive names, so you have to remember your audience... I think that if you are a true adult, it would be fine.

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Dennis M.

Holy Shit Batman! These are freaking awesome. I laughed so hard I cried . I don't know what you were smoking when created These but I want some.

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Robyn S.

Bought the pens for my mom and she thought they were great. She said that is the best gift she has had in a while.

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Andrea B.

Given how scary our germy virusy world has become =? who wouldn’t want their own personal Reusable metal straw to SUCK ON??

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Sara V.

I gave as a gift for some work collegues and they thought they were the hilarious!! The ink has a little trouble getting out of the pen but they adored the funny phrases and colors provided.

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Laurie C.

My family got a good laugh at Christmas when I brought them out! They were absolutely dying reading the descriptions.

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Jennifer C.

My 52 year old Sister loved it so much. Thanks for creating Christmas presents I’m proud to send my loved ones. Jennifer

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Ashley B.

Bought these as an Xmas present. My son absolutely loves them. The phrases are hysterical. Definitely a must buy. I plan on buying the various other editions!

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Theresa Z.

It was a gift for people with a very dark sense of humor. Absolute perfect. Package is nice and the delivery was fast af. Thank you!

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Ashley L.

I bought them as a gift but ended up keeping one for myself! My jaw dropped while reading these, soooo funny!!

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Starr F.

They look like kid's crayon and although their labels are somewhat racy I don't find them offensive only their labels. What am i missing?

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Amy B.

Got these as gifts for two friends who absolutely LOVED them. Great product!

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Lillian M.

Pretty funny crayons. I mostly got these as a gag gift but they color like your typical crayon. Only complaint I have is that there were a few color repeats. Not that big of a deal though honestly. They had the whole room laughing so I'm pretty satisfied.

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Angela B.

The names are funny... But three of the crayons had the tips broken off when received...Also... They are probably just for decoration as the colors don't really come out on paper... But I did receive them quick so that was great.

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Rikki S.

Looks great, but I have not/will not be using it as it is a gift for my boss. It'll most likely stay on a shelf in his office with the hot sauce I bought him a couple of years ago! Looks great, bigger than I expected and it has a pretty sparkle to it! Would definitely order again!

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Sarah R.

I got these as a gift for my coworker and she absolutely loved them

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Kendra O.

The crayons are perfect but they were shipped in an envelope that was smashed, so the box was completely destroyed when I received it, which diminished the quality of my gift.

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Peter R.

Love these crayons. I have every set, can't wait for the next one.

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Marnie N.

I love the sarcasm! I’m taking them into work this week, can’t wait to see what coworkers say about them

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Ashley D.

Funny! Gave these de-motivational pens to the girls at the office and they went wild! We laughed and laughed!

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Charles H.

The pens look great and I can't wait to gift them to coworkers. Not sure how they write yet, but looking forward to seeing some good reactions.

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Kelly Y.

Awesomeness in pen form. A little reminder to my coworkers that are just a little to excited about their jobs.

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Taylor S.

These are a hit with my crew at work. One didn’t click in or out correctly out of the box. That said, a good and enjoyable buy for the money.

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A fist full of sarcasm!!! (I accidentally left yellow at home). I love my pens! I think you guys have only scratched the surface and need to produce more!!

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Tom H.

Another quality product I love taking into work! Definitely eye-catching and a conversation starter! Thanks for making me feel cool!

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Mckenna V.

Super funny! Favourite colours included the grey and purple 😉 10/10 I totally recommend this as a gift! My BFF loved it

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Ann F.

Got this early as a stocking stuffer for my husband who works in an office. Can't wait to see the expression on his face when he sees he got pens for Christmas!

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Kevin P.

Didn’t expect a whole lot out of novelty type pens, but they actually write very well and feel solid! And they’re fun to take to the office.

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Jonathan S.

Hilarious, the wife loves them for her desk at work

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Maya F.

It was super easy to order them and they came very quick for how late I ordered them. 11/10 definitely recommend. Great gift

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Dennis B.

So I originally order the full set because I wanted the Patriotic set and ended up loving all the set especially some of the names given to the colors

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Lydia S.

Hilarious! Sure to be a hit with my military husband

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Kevin H.

Hilarious sayings and the mechanism seems robust enough. But the bitches skimped on the ballpoint quality. I can overlook that if they send nudes. They are definitely not the smoothest writing pens. May try to replace the ink stick part of it with a better one.

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Ross P.

These are pens. They have funny sayings on them. Those sayings are funny and of a theme. I'm not sure which product I'm reviewing but the theme is either dog people or cat people. (I bought both kinds.) These are a birthday gift for my wife and she was vefy happily surprised. The email I got that begged for this review is very obviously uncustomized boilerplate. It bears none of the well crafted sarcasm that spangles all over most of the OffensiveCrayons marketing materials. I am unhappy about ...

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Kimberly G.

I'm in the military so these are wildly appropriate to disseminate and use in front of others. The pens work well too, which was a nice surprise.

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Matthew G.

I bought these as holiday gifts. I will likely get more ...

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