Offensive Crayons Reviews

Sara C.

The crayons were great, and will be a gift for someone! I was a little concerned when I opened the packaging, and saw that somehow the crayon box became opened. But thankfully no crayons were broke.

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Katherine N.

Do you have a relative you want to piss off? Are you tired of pissing off someone - other than taking about politics or quarantine hygiene? These are the perfect gift. I should’ve bought more, but guess what? If the world hasn’t ended by the next holiday season, I’ll be buying more.

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Caleb G.

These crayons are absolutely hilarious! I got them as a gag gif for a family member. Unfortunately, due to the way the crayons were shipped, one of the boxes broke open, and a couple of crayons from that package were broken. Other than that, I'm completely satisfied with this purchase!

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Katherine N.

Edition "Do you have a relative you want to piss off? Are you tired of pissing off someone - other than taking about politics or quarantine hygiene? These are the perfect gift. I should’ve bought more, but guess what? If the world hasn’t ended by the next holiday season, I’ll be buying more.

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Jaylynn G.

All of my friends cracked up reading the sayings on their favorite color that I had them pick out and read aloud. I almost want to take all of them and frame them individually in a jazzy design in a frame of some sort for a hilarious conversation starter.

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Cynthia F.

These are absolutely hilarious! I never want to use them just so that I always have them. They're like the 1 thing I never knew I needed. I take them everywhere I go, just so I can show them to everyone. I love them more than the cat I don't have.

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Karen S.

I purchased these For a gift for someone. They have not been opened as of yet. The service people were fantastic !!! I somehow had messed up my order and they helped to straighten it out very quickly. The only problem that l had, was that you sent it to the wrong address. I'm not driving at this time, so l had to get my daughter to take me to get my box of crayons. The only suggestion that l have would be to add a few more air pillows to insure damage control. My crayon box has an indente...

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Jen S.

These are pretty dang great. We all got a good chuckle out of them, and they were a great addition to some fun adult coloring book gifts, to those with a good sense of humor.

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Helen L.

These were for a gift, and they were loved! They became quite the conversation piece over the holidays! We are definitely going to buy other sets in the future! So much fun !!!

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Theresa C.

When my Fresh Out of Fucks mug arrived it was right on time. I had seriously just run out of fucks to give and this mug saved me a lot of explaining. Thank you SciBabe for this fucking awesome mug.

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Luis A.

I purchased 3 boxes and the shipping company lost the packages. I emailed your customer service and they sent another 3 boxes and made it a faster priority in shipping. Thank you so much for making everything right!

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Reya B.

Love the brand! Looks awesome on the wall and they are definitely a conversation piece

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William S.

Excellent quality product. Definitely provides value for the cost. Convenient an extremely effective in presenting opinions to opposing counsel. Also great for giving that special 'thanks' to obstinate service providers, pompous officials and, of course ANY politician.

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Cindy T.

Word of caution... these pens may cause arguing, upset feelings, jealousy, and laughter. My mom actually got mad at me because I wouldn't give her my favorite one and she had to settle for one of the others. I gave a couple to coworkers because I'm kinda mean, but it made me laugh. I do like the way these pens write, but they feel a little flimsy.

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Cindy T.

As with all of the pens from Offensive Crayons, these do NOT disappoint! I always look forward to see what they put on the back of the packaging because every one is different and highly amusing. My mother (who is in her 70's and doesn't like pot) actually asked if she could have one of these pens. If you're even remotely considering purchasing these pens then do it!!! Guys at work fight over the other pens I've gotten from Offensive Crayons because they're amusing and write wonderfully. They ma...

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Dana G.

I ordered one set to split between my husband and brother-in-law. Not only did they declare they wanted their own sets, but many of their coworkers are requesting them as well. Looks like I'll be ordering plenty!

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Karin H.

Perfect for my work key!

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Timothy J.

I sent them to a teacher and got his hopes up that they were a 'donation' of school supplies. He received the package and understood then how awful I am. He loved it. Great gift for the right person. Some of the most horrific crayon colors are not depicted.

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Jennifer S.

Sent these as a gift to an artist friend.. she went nuts over these! We laughed and laughed over the names! Good times! Thanks you guys!

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Andrew R.

Got these for the people at work. Everyone had a good laugh. Some thought they were exactly how their work goes.

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Brian B.

Everyone in the office that picked up these pens laughed, but you can see the light dim in their eyes just a bit more under the laughing.

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Alan G.

I am so lucky to get them on sale! Usually they go for 10k

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Mike A.

I ordered two packs and then ordered two packs for my son. I need to order more because people take a pen!

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Jason C.

i bought these for my adult daughter as an at least somewhat useful gift that she could giggle at while using (or simply displaying) them. she absolutely loves them. :)

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Cindy T.

I think all parents need these pens. I bought a set for myself and my own mom. Showed them to everyone at work and a bunch of friends and they all loved them (I even showed them to my adult son and he laughed). They write wonderfully, but I'm not overly picky on my pens.

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James A.

Past the novelty of the phrases, the pens themselves are exceptionally well made. They write well and are not cheap feeling at all. Couldn't be happier eith the purchase.

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Avrie B.

Pretty epic stuff

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Reece T.

Delicious, finally some decent fucking humor

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Jason C.

i bought these for my adult daughter as an at least somewhat useful gift that she could giggle at while using (or simply displaying) them. she absolutely loves them. :)

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Camron S.

These crayons offend and insult all dimensions of humanity including politics, religion, race, gender, and more, so that nobody is feels left out.

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David R.

Have these at work. I work with veterans and we all get a kick out of my pens. Don't have to worry about which ones are mine lol.

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Julie A.

These are hilarious and perfect for stocking stuffers for men with a sick sense of humor! My dad and brother-in-law are going to love these!

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Sarah T.

Shipping was fast! Not only are the actual crayons hilarious, even the box packaging is funny and in theme with the crayon pack selected. Well done!

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Gary T.

this was a gift to cheer up a friend in hospital , and he had to call out the color before using, his favorite was boner pill blue ...

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Judge E.

What is there to say? It’s a box of offensive crayons! Wish there was a bigger box of em tho.

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Andrew H.

One or two crayons out of the entire 6 packs had a slightly misaligned wrapping but I don’t really mind. I think these are pretty awesome! Thanks!

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Ryan W.

We bought these crayons for a USMC vet. He seemed to enjoy little blue pill blue crayon quite a bit

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Dustin P.

Purchased as a present and they did not disappoint. High quality packaging, great attention to detail and also F'ing funny

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