Offensive Crayons Reviews

Offensive Crayons Reviews

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Jenna S.
Haven’t tested the crayons, but they appear to be good quality and came as described. Excellent customer service. One crayon in the pack I received was broken. A quick email to customer service, and they were able to replace the box (for no additional charge) before Christmas. A single broken crayon isn’t the end of the world, but these are a gift for a family member for Christmas. I appreciate Offensive Crayons help making sure I could give the best, most offensive gift possible.
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Melissa B.
These may be Demotivational pens but they make me laugh and give those around me a chuckle too. These pens last and don't easily fall apart.
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Bonnie S.
Love the crayons. One box was open and one of the crayons broke in transit. Have not opened all the boxes as this was going to be a gift for a friend. Shipping could be a little bit better... maybe this is why it was opened and one was broken. They were shipped in a bag and not really cushioned. Should of been in a box with some bubble wrap and peanuts. I guess I will open the other boxes to see what is up with them to make sure they are not broken in other boxes.
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Great customer service and I love the crayons, I got a box of each and it is so fun to go though them and have a laugh. I also use them for my adult coloring books. It's so funny.
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Dennis M.
These are hysterical but not too crass. They are perfect for my 3rd grader. These will definitely be fun for my daughter to SHARE with her class. Made my day, thanks for sharing this with the world.
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Leona J.
I would have shown a pic but I gave them to my daughter for her birthday and she already took them. She absolutely loves them!!! Can't wait to get the rest!
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Korene M.
Quick shipping. I was pleased to see they were packaged well and all of the crayons were intact. The names on these colors are so funny. We were laughing so hard reading them all. This is going to be a gift at our "Dirty Santa" party this year along with some dirty adult coloring books! I can't wait to laugh all over again with the people at the party as they open and read them! Great products!!!
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Pete D.
Nicely presented, none broken on delivery, that name brand quality and sweet jesus are they funny. I leave them around for my friends to pick up out of boredom and the responses are unilaterally creased laughter. I love them.
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Richard M.
I ordered 2 boxes and they were damaged and I left a poor review. They reached out and replaced both boxes and they are in perfect condition. Things go wrong, and I have always said" it's all about how you handle it" they took care of the problem without question and that is what matters. Thank you for standing behind your product and making it right.
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Lori M.
I love these! They are nice looking, and they write really well. The sayings on them are funny!. All around great pen !!
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Jeff S.
These are a hit at my office! My colleagues and patients love them!
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Kim J.
Bought as a gift along with a adult swearing coloring book for my roommate and she loves them! The package arrived fast and I was able to surprise her. Thank you for a great product!
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Ann F.
I fucking love Offensive Crayons! When you offered a butt plug for the first 50 buyers I laughed my ass off! From White Privilege to Toxic Masculinity Taupe, the colors are phenomenal! Keep em coming!
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Barbara S.
Fantastic quality and customer service. A few broken crayons in my initial order/delivery. Emailed customer service and they shipped out a replacement box which arrived within days. Will purchase from this company again in the future.
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Neena K.
THESE CRAYONS ARE LITERALLY SO FUNNY i honestly got them just for the names and it was such a good white elephant gift for my friend. he loves them especially bc he has dark humor. yalls customer service is also funny af. 10/10 love these and recommend
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Andrea B.
I intend these as gifts. However in my order l ordered 6 blue Suck On This Straws . There were only 4 shipped to me in my order. So product looks great … however l am currently not satisfied .
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Tavi K.
Ordered two of these for Christmas gifts this year. They are hilarious!! I can't wait to give it away on Christmas. My favorite is the crayon "Privilege." Way to go on not catering to all the of the offended people in the world and, instead, celebrating freedom of speech!
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Peter G.
They are amazing! I loved taking them to the elementary school to teach kids on politics! My wife lives showing them to her friends and they draw really well too! Defiantly recommend it!!
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Vickie K.
These crayons are a best seller!
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Gary A.
The pens can match the color of my shirt for the day. The sayings can match my mood as I am sitting in yet another pointless meeting or session with an annoying client.
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Julie J.
I love these crayons!!! They are so pigmented and better than crayola!!!!1 my 3 year old loves them! My local 5 year old bought a pack and brought them to school! im a teacher so i was amazed!!!! I think you should buy them orange was my favorite colour . I also bought the porn pack for my husband his boss likes them!!!
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Daniela B.
I LOvE these so much! I gave them to my friends as a gift and they loved them! Especially the porn pack-that one was the best out of all 5
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Ric B.
I found these by chance and couldn’t pass them up. They took a while to get here but got here nonetheless. The colors and comments on the boxes are gut splitting hilarious. I’ve placed these in our conference room and my desk for clients and coworkers to use when they need to write something down or scribble ideas.
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Matt P.
Got it for a friend who is a teacher. She had heard of the crayons but never thought to buy a pack. She loved them and was going to take them into school to show her fellow teachers.
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Joseph P.
My sense of humour can be described as irreverent! My friends as well. These crayons sum up how I feel in the most succinct way. Go ahead an buy em.....you know you WANNA
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Katherine N.
Offensive Crayons are my kind of assholes, and every asshole needs a pen that adequately reflects said assholishness. I must admit that the pens aren't as offensive as I would like, but I know that our friends will not let us down with future pens. We don't want moderate assholery. We want epic assholery. (Oh, and the pens are comfortable to hold, and they write smoothly.)
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Susan M.
I love you guys ( I figure you must be of the male persuasion cuz only a guy would come up with this idea - and it’s hilarious!) Who wouldn’t want to use a pen that says “For Fucks Sake”? 😂. Thanks for the laughs!
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Matthew P.
These fucking things are hilarious! I never truly understood the need for offensive office supplies until now. When are we going to see the full line of offensive shit to make our workdays slightly less homicidal?
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Sheila R.
The sayings are so fitting! Plus, the pens fit well in the hand and write smoothly. Love them! (Ordered some for Christmas gifts as well. Will just need to remember where I’ve hidden them.)
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Louis C.
Office life is boring and monotonous. You can’t tell people how stupid they actually are, and you can’t tell them to f*** off. Now, with the help of Offensive Pens, you can. They all chuckle at what they perceive to be a cute little novelty item, but you get the satisfaction of knowing that your true feelings are being heard; if only in jest. And maybe you’ll spark a friendship with a co-worker who is like-minded and is also, each day, inching closer to the sweet release of death. Oh, they wro...
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Patty P.
Love the pens and the note on back of package is hilarious! Had to show the pack to a couple neighbors. I sent several crayon packs to my nephew in the past. love all your stuff!
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Jackie M.
My daughters loved them. It was the highlight of Christmas morning listening to them laugh at the color names as they each took a turn reading them out loud to us.
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Jeffrey L.
The pitiful recipients had their despicable feeble minds destroyed by these awesomely offensive coloring sticks. Fortunately these are crayons, the highest form of writing utensils they are capable of using.
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Denise B.
I had to wait to write this review until I had given the holiday version of Offensive Crayons to my friend for Christmas. She loved them! We had a blast reading all the names of the colors . The gift was a hit, and I'll order from this company again next time I'm looking for a funny present!
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Kimberly S.
I gave the Dictators Coloring Book to a friend in his Christmas stocking with a set of political Offensive Crayons, and both were a big hit. At the next party (post-pandemic), the plan is to tear out pages and color while we drink. We also took out all the crayons and read out the color names to each other. High (or low) hilarity ensued. 5/5 Would recommend.
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Chris S.
The "Porn Pack" paired well with the "Humping Animals" coloring book I gave as a gift. Even though I felt inadequate by the BBC Black crayon the crayons as a whole were a party favorite.
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Sydney D.
Absolutely hilarious!! 10/10 would recommend for anyone who can take a joke and needs a good laugh. Even the box had me cracking up so it’s all around a great product!!
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Carin M.
Hysterical rude hilarity in one box! I bought all 5, 5 of us opened a different box, yelling out the names of the crayons and crying! These are just. Too. Funny!! Fuck P. C. Buy them all!!
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Brenda Jo B.
Made my hubby open it CHristmas eve...he hasn't opened the coloring book I got to go with them. THanks for being part of the Adam Carolla Show monthly nut!
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Sydney D.
This is going to be the gift that wins Christmas between me and my boyfriend. They are even better in person than the pictures online. The “miscarriage maroon” crayon didn’t have a point on it, but it doesn’t make any difference since he’s never going to actually use them. The product and packaging are both great quality!
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