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Offensive Crayons Reviews

Name: Offensive Crayons
Rating: 4.8

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Jay P.

Crayons themselves are pretty great. Blend well, nice vibrant colors. Several of mine had twisted wrappers and misshapen tips but that was my fault for ordering crayons in July. LOL

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Donald P.

Unfortunately, looks like I'll be FORCED to use this by the Mask NAZIS coming soon but it's a nice addition to my 'collection' thus far (This Mask Is As USELESS As Joe Biden, etc). I thank you for the ear-holder strings being FLEXIBLE - have bought some in the past that would barely fit a Barbie head. Great stuff, high quality.

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Logan R.

I honestly love these. Adds some great humor to the workplace. Figured why not based on price point and was fairly happy with the velocity of their delivery following my first order. Looking to order again soon when I've got the extra small cash to toss at it (so don't doc me for my screenshot picture for the thumbnail, I'm not at work or I would have had a picture of my boss smiling with the "you can be replaced pen". These pens help a lot to eleviate tension in the workplace and make fun jokes...

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Prabhleen B.

They told me to Get All Five Editions, and I obeyed cause I'm a good girl. I think these crayons would be GWAR-approved. All we need now is a Canadian edition, featuring "Jane and Finch Yellow," "Opium Remembrance Poppy Red," "John A. McDonald Violet," "American Pharmaceutical Rat Maze Disguised As Free Healthcare, Green," "Jerry Cantrell says 'No chick is gonna fuck you to a rush song. Definitely not up the ass,' Brown" and "British Royal Ass-Kisser Blue."

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Allison G.

Absolutely love it! Was exactly as expected, delivery took a little onger than I had hoped but I'm sure the looks I'll get when wearing it will definitely make up for it!

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Dennis J.

Great 2 in 1 mug! Finally found a mug that works with tea AND coffee. Probably works with other beverages, too, haven't tried it out though so no guarantee!!!1

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Brandy K.

Have to be honest, at first I was worried. They feel really light. Cheap like. But they certainly are not! And they write amazingly! Especially in the cold when other pens have frozen up on me these have not. And I use them for score sheets for my kids hockey games. They are a hit !

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Cindy T.

I knew I was taking a chance with opting for a mystery gift, but I was not disappointed when I opened my package and this was the first thing I saw. It was perfect because we had company so I was really excited to show them my purchase. This made everyone laugh!

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Tracy H.

My son loved these for his 20th birthday. Took him to one of the nicest restaurants in town and he opened these and laughed along with the rest of the family. I got him the crayons for Christmas and then saw these and thought these would be perfect for his new job at a bank. He is in college, but working full-time at a bank and maintaining all A's. I am so proud of him and these were a great addition to his other birthday gifts.

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Elsa M.

I am appalled by the audacity Offensive Crayons has to even think they could ask me for a free review. I will not let this go. Yes the pen works, whatever.

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Chris R.

This gaiter is extremely comfortable/soft and it's not a thin cheap one like what's normally available! If you get warm while wearing it and become moisture than an oyster it'll wick the wetness away no problem. Fast shipping and freaking awesome products 👍

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Carlos C.

Are good pens to share your mood with your partners. They write well and are so light. Only I had a little problem: a delay. But now it's all OK and can write with anger, so, it was a good purchase.

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Linda O.

The crayons are super funny but so is the box!! Very creative. I have a feeling these are going to be a hit at the romance book conference.

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Andrea B.

Love the caption and it brought a big roar of laughter to everyone who was at our table!!! This is my friend who has a Bday tomorrow!

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Eric M.

Ads some humor to the work place, a couple of them not so much at my moms though.. haha they work good as well.

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Christine H.

I gave each of my older sons a box. They laughed and loved them!! Joked that they would send my grandkids for " back to school " crayons! Of course, they wouldn't but, our family loves to joke and have a good laugh! Thank you for sending smiles to my family!

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This mask is so realistic that the brain trust over at Facebook gave me a 30 day ban for it! Worth every penny!

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John K.

Changed my life for the better. Now my wife empties the lint trap in the dryer, the clicking sound in my jaw stopped and my father finally came back with the cigarettes.

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Ann F.

Love these colors! From White Privilege to Alcoholic Piss! They work great as colored pencils too! (Wait, is it racist to call them colored?) Ahem... I mean they work great as... um... um... colorful. Yeah, that's it! They work great as they are colorful pencils! Yeah!

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Jessica D.

This is hilariously wrong. I love it and can't wait to wear it around my friends and make them uncomfortable.

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Katlin S.

I bought these for a white elephant gift exchange that I gave with a “f**king adorable” coloring book. It was a well liked gift! DONT know how well the crayons color, but everyone thought it was funny so I think it’s a win.

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Teresa B.

I ordered the multi-set and gave them out to some of my more morally flexible co-workers as holiday gifts and have gotten absolutely glowing thanks in return. Several have asked me where on earth I found them so they can order and give to friends. It’s always nice to find your people!

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Orlando E.

I love it a lot. It’s really soft and comfortable. Looks great and works perfect. I am a bigger guy so it’s barely to size, do wish they sold bigger sizes.

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Mike A.

These pens are wonderful! They write well. A comfortable hold in the hand. The sayings are witty. I keep them in a small open mason jar. Each day, I close my eyes and mix the pens, then pick one for my day. Oh!, the laughter ! I’ve ordered more now. I let someone visiting to take a pen if they want. Simply wonderful.

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Michale H.

I bought a few things from here so far and can say they have all exceeded my expectations. This is a wonderful website and i look forward to the next Offensive product they release

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Rebecca L.

I was manager at an independent part store left there to work for one of my shops so I ordered the pens for my old works to let them know I miss them. I was awesome to call them up and hear them laughing at them. They all loved them.

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Michael L.

Such a hit for the unwashed-heathens that we are! My mother stops everyone she meets and shows them! Such a great idea and yet the devil inside me wants to sneakily introduce them into a standard crayon box and leave at the public library! High quality and genius-level comedy. The 'gray' color doesn't get a lot of laughs, but for a pretty decent reason. As Steve Martin said in the 70's, "Listen-- Comedy isn't pretty."

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Brandi S.

I'm so glad I found these! The color descriptions are hilarious. I'm going to buy a stash of these and adult coloring books to have on hand for gifts.

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Erica P.

Love this company just hilarious and so my sense of humor. It's just so appreciated that you guys exist and create what u do.

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Bridget N.

Ordered these as a random gift for a co-worker friend--can't wait to give them to her! I will admit to reading all the color names before giving...laughed out loud at quite a few, HYSTERICAL!

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Dennis J.

Absolutely surprised at how this thing magically keeps Karens away. They seem to somehow sense it so they stay away. Secretly wearing it as a talisman necklace under the shirt ever since

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Dennis J.

I have a difficult time offending people so every once in a while I take out one of those crayons and throw them at people. Seems to work and people REALLY are bummed out so it helped me a lot. Only downside is that I was out of ammunition after half a day so I'll have to reorder

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Mike K.

Your crayons were the perfect gift for our Krampus gift bags we leave out for our older children. Perfectly inappropriate.

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Jacob H.

Bought them as a gag gift for my cousin. He ships off to basic next month for the USMC. Told him that he needs to take them with him. We laughed our ass off at some of the names.

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Doug W.

Great fit. Comfortable mask. It didn't feel like it was trying to rip my ears from my head. This was the first day I wore it and it got a lot of double takes, compliments and people asking where I bought it. Definitely one of my better mask purchases.

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Brian G.

I'm a army vet who's recent become acquainted with a marine vet about my age we would joke about him eating crayons and me licking windows until one day I finally said "im gunna show up with crayons one day and your not gunna be ready" that day finally came and he loved them as did i.

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Avrie B.

Awesome! Forgot to add on my other review that I got one of my boxes of crayons with a few broken ones, however I sent in an email and they were able to send me a new one! Really appreciate it, they’re great to work with and epic product!

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Eric K.

Bought this for a friend as a stocking stuffer and she absolutely loved it, we all did. We had a pretty good time laughing at all the names and my buddy even sent pictures to a few of his friends as well. As for how well they work? I have no idea but the laughter alone was worth the price.

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Jeffrey K.

I like the item i ordered, but prices and shipping are more than any place i ever bought from before. There shipping is the slowest ive ever received especially since charge alot for shipping. And there customer service is the worst, takes week or two to return messages from customers.

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Theresa P.

I bought these for my dearest do-workers. Work to say the least has been stressful on all of us. We needed a good laugh and a keepsake to not, “take everything so serious.” It definitely was a nice gesture and way to tell people you care about them and sometimes this place sucks. =)

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