Who reads these anyway?
Is it true that Octopus Energy is a front for the octopus slave trade and they’ve got like a million of em rigged up to very small manually-spun generators on each tentacle and they are forced into pedalling to earn their food, but on a brighter happier note they only have seven tentacles attached at any one time so at least they can rest one tentacle each hour.
Will it ever stop raining?