This shirt will be my dad’s inaugural piece as the Boast Family Model—a title he’s destined to inherit. Flashback to ’93: my grandfather refused to swap out his sweatshirt for our family Christmas card, unknowingly cementing its place in family history. That sweatshirt became legendary, and every year it brings tears of joy and laughter when someone inevitably brings it up. Now, it’s time for the torch to pass. My dad, the new grandpa, is ready to step into his role. The shirt is a perfect blend...