This sticker has granted me eternal life, because I never stop hammering. I hammer at home, I’m, hammering in the gym, I hammer in bed, I’m hammering at work, the road, air, land and see. People have started talking to me and ask if my pants are too tight, but then i show them the sticker and they immediately recognize that I must be running marathons daily and no pair of jeans (other than Origin delta 69) can hold these pythons back. I haven’t slept since purchasing the sticker and have lost 89...