Threat Llama Reviews

Jonathan H.

The shirt is awesome I ordered as too large. Expecting it to shrink in the wash but it holds up really well. My friends all like it too

I Cast A-10 Warthog (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Donovan R.

Great quality shirt, unique design, form fitting sleeves that don't do the "wing" thing. Will purchase another

Dwarven SPAS-12 (Shirt)

Gabriel G.

Quality image on these patches. The sublimation patches can be hit or miss with the image quality but these look great!

Night Wanderer - 4.5”x 3" Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch

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Jeremy P.

Shirt looks awesome love these odst designs keep it up!

Memento Mori (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Caden R.

Awesome quality and cool designs!

Grizzly Puncher (Shirt/Tank)

Jose O.

Awesome material great design fast shipping just fucking awesome

Grizzly Puncher (Shirt/Tank)

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Jose M.

High quality flag worth the purchase

Memento Mori (Flag)

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Alexander D.

Perfect detailing and beautiful design. Love it

Ragnarök Jumper (Flag)

Anthony C.

Soft, delicate shirt with the hard ass Threat Llama ready to go. This one definitely catches all the looks out and about, at the gym, even when your girl slides on through. 5 stars always.

Threat Llama Mascot

Jesse L.

Great quality patch, it looks awesome, sturdy, and the image is crisp! I will definitely be buying more in the near future.

Head Hunter - 4”x 5.5" Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch

Vincent C.

The shirt is awesome and I love the sticker! You guys are good with delivery time and the quality of the product. I hope you guys get more customers.

Space Siren (Shirt)

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Aaron B.

Have not had a single nightmare after sleeping under blanket. The wizard keeps me safe

MP5 Mage (Blanket)

Bryce M.

Im at work as usual but this shirt do be hittin at the gym, already been nicknamed thor now i got merlin in the bag too

Out Of Spells (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Michael D.

Great piece! The lower corner came a little crumpled due to it sitting on itself during shipping but it came out pretty easily. Love it!

Out Of Spells (Canvas)

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Tyler P.

I am in love with this shirt! 100/10 would recommend 🫶

Trooper Marauder (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Lucas P.

It put up good and I can’t complain

Cursed Trooper (Canvas)

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R E.

This lives on my lunchbox and makes me want some garden gnomes. 😏👍

Gnome War (Sticker)

Zachary C.

I got the big one because I wanted a big roomy blanket. It’s got a good weight and will fully cover you if you’re 5’ 9.25”.

Reclaimed (Woven Blanket)

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Trevor F.

Sick patch, if they make more patches I’ll buy em for sure

Black Beard Patch

Payton F.

Besides looking cool. It seams well made and have a bit of weight to it, pretty worm at night so I'm happy with the blanket.

Space Siren (Blanket)

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Keith P.

Best shirt I’ve owned

Valhalla Jumper (Shirt)

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Giovany C.

Good material nice detail and quality build

GØØN SLÄYÈR (Flag)

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Nayib C.

Super sick tshirt. Finally a shirt that isn’t just black.

MP5 Mage (Shirt) (Pre-order)

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Jaryd P.

Goth women love it

PRÈŸ (Shirt)

Nicholes K.

When I put this bad boy on my stamina instantly increased to +10, my arms looked fantastic, and my testosterone levels spiked. I got this shirt one week ago and haven't taken it off since, I am going to wear it into the deep woods of West-Virginia and go cryptid hunting. It is my destiny to Hunt the wendigo!

GØØN SLÄYÈR (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

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Cameron C.

Lightweight, fits comfortably and the print quality is really nice.

Ragnarök Jumper 3.0 (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Logan H.

I slapped it on my rifle bag for work, everyone that sees it thinks it’s the coolest thing since the OG warthog run !!

Hardest Difficulty - Limited Edition - 4”x 5" Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch

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Jaryd P.

This fucks harder than the IRS

The Bone Collector (Sticker)

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Collin H.

It's the softest and best fitting shirt I own.

NO QUARTER (Shirt) (Pre-order)

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Derek M.

Hoodie comfy

NO QUARTER (Hoodie) (Pre-order)

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Hart B.

this sticker changed my life!!! thank you threat lama.

Space Mobster (Sticker)

Zayne M.

It didn't arrive with my blanket but I'm happy with the product and wish it came in one full package because I wanted to have it in my flack when I went to the field

Hardest Difficulty - Limited Edition - 4”x 5" Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch

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Seth O.

Chainsaw AR (Sticker)

Josh H.

This shirt feels and fits great in an XL (6’2” - 215 lbs). The material is super comfortable, and I get a lot of compliments of the awesome design.

I Cast Fireball (Shirt) (Pre-Order)

Brian K.

Fits perfect and the detail is every bit what you see on the website. Worth the buy and they sell like hotcakes so get on it!

Noble Memorial (Shirt)

Lex C.

Fits small, I’m a size Large and I like my hoodies a tad bit oversized, so I got an xL and it fits much tighter then you’d expect. If you want it loose on you I’d recommend sizing up twice. Apart from that, great quality, absolutely love the design and everything else.

GØØN SLÄYÈR (Hoodie) (Pre-Order)

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Nathan M.

i luv jordan 😘 -Nate. M

Mjölnir Sweatshirt

Halley D.

My husband loved it so much, as soon as he opened it he sent a picture to his DnD party. 👍

Out Of Spells (Shirt)

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Sgt G.

great looking patch with great looking colors and details.

POG Patch

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Davis T.

10/10

The Plague Doctor (Shirt) (Pre-order)

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