Threat Llama Reviews

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Ty J.
The design is actually pretty accurate to what is shown and a great item to show off or hang in a room with that being said it does have burlap ESC texture for me it's quite comfortable and I love to use it some might not tho it does definitely show a homemade feel and style tho definitely worth the price
Gnome War (Blanket)
Jordan R.
It fucks, I laid this beautiful woven blanket on my bed and when my wife walked in she said “wtf is this bullshit” next thing I knew we had the craziest sex imaginable. It really helped unleash her inner “wendussy” Highly recommended 10/10 ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️
PRÈŸ (Blanket)
Todd G.
Ok so here's the deal. We all know this design is dope. What you don't know is how this shit will change your life. Let's start with the feel. This shirt is SOFT. I'm talking makes 500 thread Egyptian cotton feel like sandpaper. I'm talking the velvety soft feel of crushed velvet hugging you like an extra from Saturday Night Fever soft. Wearing this shirt will give you confidence. I wore it to a job interview and the guy asked me when I could start....now I'm his boss. My wife saw it and was in...
PRÈŸ (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Jason P.
I love the fact that this type of quality shirt, comes from small shop run by just the owner, that’s the poster child of the American dream. I really like my new threads👍🏻
PRÈŸ (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Customer photo review of Threat Llama Mascot
Kevin C.
These shirts are quality! Made from the most comfortable material and can wear them to just about any occasion! Thanks Threat Llama!
Threat Llama Mascot
Customer photo review of Threat Llama Mascot
Robert S.
Got the Blackbeard shirt and I can say these shirts fit/ feel amazing. I will be ordering this shirt and many more to come.
Threat Llama Mascot
Customer photo review of Threat Llama Mascot
Nick F.
These shirts are the most comfortable shirts I have! I highly recommend buying. After 30 washes they haven’t shrunk or lost any color!
Threat Llama Mascot
Customer photo review of Black Beard
Jasmine
This is by far my favorite tshirt. A wonderful design and an incredibly comfortable shirt. Will definitely be buying more 😊
Black Beard
Customer photo review of Threat Llama Trucker Hat
Steven D.
This hat is of a superior quality! It is the perfect hat for outdoor activities and is a steal at its price point. Highly recommended!
Threat Llama Trucker Hat
Zachary B.
Ordered 2 flags and a sweatshirt. Must have accidentally picked the wrong size or refreshed the page and it set to small (I'm a large). Their sales team not only sent out a large sweatshirt but also said I could give the small to someone instead of sending a return label or having me pay to return it. Their act of good faith means next check I'm getting more stuff and making sure all my friends know this company is worth their money.
B Positive (Flag)
Sandra T.
As a blanket snob this has quickly became one of my favorites! The quality is fantastic and the details in the stitching are just chefs kiss* It also has a great weight to it for a throw blanket.
M240 Wizard (Blanket)
Wyatt T.
Fantastic fabric! The shirt is snug in the best way possible, it’s form fitting but not suffocating. The designs are unique and badass. It makes a great everyday shirt and a sick gym tee. Will definitely be buying more when possible.
Memento Mori (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Silas F.
Site is easy to navigate and use, purchases go through smoothly, and shipping isn’t that bad of a wait. Overall great experience for a great product, thank you Threat Llama.
Head Hunter (Flag)
Alex C.
Excellent hoodie! I will warn you. When they say size up size up. Im a large hoodie in Under-armor hoodie sizes and typically wear an XL to lift in. Got an XL from TL and it fits like a large. Should of got a double xl. That being said its super comfy and i plan to game in it instead of workout. Highly recommend.
NO QUARTER (Hoodie) (Pre-Order)
Billy D.
The shirt fits nice and has a good weight/thickness to it. I like how its already a faded black and pops with designe over hard color ccontrast. I'm thinking about getting a new one and will do a photo shoot in shorty shorts if you ask nicely. 10/10 will buy again.
I Cast Warcrimes (Shirt)
Edward S.
Had to change the delivery address prior to the item shipping. Was able to get it handled and got my package in time for Christmas. Love having it there when I’m gaming
Diving Into Hell (Mousepad)
Alec G.
10/10 some of the best shirt designs out there and getting a letter from you guys about spending time with your family? Made the purchase mean a lot more than just proving to my buddies how much of a menace I am during the campaign. I will 100% be ordering again from you guys!
I Cast Warcrimes (Shirt)
C.
Big enough for a Hell Jumper to drop to the surface of an alien planet in. Warm like the blood of the Covenant scum that wets the field on which I tread.
NO QUARTER (Blanket) (Black)
Zachary A.
Got it as a surprise gift for my wife while I'm on deployment and she absolutely LOVES it! The design, the artwork, and the coziness of the blanket are the best parts. And, the price you pay for such a big blanket is hard to beat. Will absolutely be getting more of these products in the future as gifts!
The Beast of Bray Road (Blanket)
Charley H.
This is a great shirt! The material is so soft and it fits perfect. The print is a great quality as well! 10/10 will be purchasing again with this site!
Appalachian Guardian (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Matt E.
Great purchase experience! I ordered the wrong size, and they literally just added another shirt the right size (different color, but hey) FOR FREE I could not be happier. Shirt is fine quality. Will purchase from this page again
Appalachian Guardian (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Chad W.
Shirt feels great and fits amazingly. It hugs the arms and chest while hanging loose on the waste. It is also a fantastic length for the torso. Overall awesome shirt!
Appalachian Guardian (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
William C M.
Amazing quality!! The woven cotton keeps me warm but breathes better than my old sofa blanket. The design is subtle when displayed in a thrown fashion. Brutally tasteful! Cant wait to get more
PRÈŸ (Blanket)
John M.
The flag is well made with properly spaced eyelets for mounting either on a pole or on draped on a wall. Was so happy with it i ordered another flag for some variety. 10/10
B Positive (Flag)
Scotty S.
Mousepad looks great and is a very good size. Will buy another one from these guys if this one goes to shit. But I don’t think I’ll need to worry about that. Very happy with my purchase
Very Angry Blue Guy (Mousepad)
Danny L.
bought two back in the begining of the year, gave one to my son, put the other on my bed. had to get two more so i have one for my couch, and one for a friend. she loves hers too.
Shield Bearer (Woven Blanket)
Mark W.
Great product! Bought it and got it like 4-5 days later. Fabric is great and the printing feels like it’s not going to peel off after a few washes. Sizing is great too.
Head Hunter (Hoodie)
Christopher I.
These are fire. Super soft material, like fancy “sweater vest over a shirt and tie” soft. Got two to match Xmas sweaters with the gf. I like mine loose almost baggy. I went with an XL, 5’7” 165ish lbs for reference. Would buy again. PURGE THE HERETIC.
Christmas Purge (Sweatshirt)
Travis K.
Shit looks fuckin mint bud 👌🏻 Can’t take a photo cause the ole toolbox is in a no camera zone but it gets all the nerds to do a double take.
Hell Jumper Sticker
Rowan M.
My body is kind of weird. I work out a lot so it fits my chest perfectly but my back is kind of large, so it makes the sleeves unfitted. Overall, pretty good, I'd love to sponsor you guys
Night Wanderer (Shirt)
Osvaldo A.
I don't know what's better, the product quality or the customer service! USPS told me the package had been lost so I reached out and they instantly offered to replace the item and deal with the headache, thankfully the original package showed up and they did not have to send a replacement but the offer was incredibly appreciated! Will definitely be coming back!
Armored Ninja Blue (Mousepad)
Dylan H.
I havent been able to buy one of these shirts yet because people think theyre so dope. Thats how much I love them. Just wish they had more on stock. From wisco with love.
Hell Jumper Shirt
Customer photo review of Penitent Crusader (Flag)
Travis
After receiving this item I wore it as a cape, went to the gym and maxed out on every single one of my lifts multiple times. Highly recommend.
Penitent Crusader (Flag)
Brian C.
Items shipped FAST! Hoodie feels amazing, definitely feels like a side down so I ordered a large to feel big but small, love the feeling on the inside, get alot of looks from people while on the bike, already have had people ask where I got it.
Space Siren (Hoodie)
George
One of the latest designs in the Halo: Reach collection and I absolutely love it! It’s the same quality I’ve come to expect from Threat Llama, and the design really stands out! Love this shirt!
Sharpshooter (Shirt)
Isaak R.
Super cool! In my mind i kinda “guessed” what 50x60 would look like but when it showed up it was bigger then i thought (not at all a bad thing) Very high quality, very VERY cool!!!
Belleau Wood (Woven Blanket)
Joshua R.
People love the gaming references from the shirt and have asked where to get one! Fits well, I use it as a gym shirt. Wish there was a hat with the graphic though.
Bloody-Mess Blue(Shirt)
Tosh C.
Work at hospital, wear scrubs. No belt loop work pants fall off I expose many old women. Boss says I do again I get fired. Shorts are underwear keep job buy children much food. 2 part shorts green cover up poop from no toilet paper, wife not notice much sexes. I now have many children.
Threat Llama Silkies
Candace B.
Super soft hoodie! I read to size up and I’m happy I did. I’ve washed it about five times and it hasn’t shrunk or faded. Very well made. Would recommend!
GØØN SLÄYÈR (Hoodie) (Pre-Order)
Paul M.
Make your life better/ buy this shirt! Looks even better in person than the website. Design is really well done on the shirt. It’s clear, legible, and looks great! my kids want one- and they want me to wear it to Costco! Really comfortable shirt. Fit is true to the sizing chart, not too loose, not too tight, it fit my shoulders and neck without either hanging off me like a tent or choking me. I like it so much I bought the Nessie shirt- one for me and one for my best bud.
GØØN SLÄYÈR (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
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