Threat Llama Reviews

Threat Llama Reviews

Lousia
I love this shirt, the high quality fabric and clever design that doesn’t crack after you wash it is the bomb.com!
Out Of Spells (Shirt)
Lewis P.
5’6” 175lbs athletic. This medium sweater fits like a medium. I’m pretty happy with it aside from the color because they delayed releasing it in black and offered it in green first instead.
NO QUARTER (Hoodie) (Pre-order)
William C.
Great quality shirt, soft and true to size. Print looks like it will last as well. I will purchase from threat llama again.
NO QUARTER 2.0 (Shirt)
Alex B.
Phenomenal shirt, I don't even feel like I need to ask permission to give the covenant back their bomb while wearing this shirt.
Trooper Marauder (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
John M.
The shirt was a gift for a family member, and they loved it and the stickers! Great quality and work on it!
GØØN SLÄYÈR (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Joshua M.
Love the design, great quality. However if you’re a big guy consider sizing up. I usually fall in L/XL and I got the XL to be safe, it is great everywhere except super tight around my biceps. There’s muscle shirt tight but it’s borderline uncomfortable until it stretches while wearing, the other dimensions seem to be true to XL though. Usually the brands like this size their shirts for juicy boys but I guess I’ll just buy 2XL and let it flap around my midsection.
MP5 Mage (Shirt) (Pre-order)
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C J.
Beautifully illustrated and my new every day mug. Couldn't ask for a better designed mug
Hell Jumper (Mug)
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Alex T.
My favorite gym shirt!!
Memento Mori (Shirt)
Kelvin M.
Shirt fits perfect it also added 100LBS to all my lifts due to an increase in confidence. 10/10 would buy again.
NO QUARTER (Shirt) (Pre-order)
Joshua C.
Very unique stickers that look and feel excellent. I’m a union carpenter and the fit perfectly on my hard hat. Love them!
GØØN SLÄYÈR (Sticker)
Jake M.
I have the urge to purge heritics. I seek the battle rifle and supressed SMG aesthetic. My Brøthers. We shall prevail. Very comfy.
Ragnarök Jumper (Pre-Order)
Will C.
Badass shirt! I got it as a gift for someone else and they are still thanking me for it 2 weeks later.
Valhalla Jumper (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Robert T.
Website is great, products are great. Shipping not so much, took over a month to receive (no it wasn’t listed as back ordered)
Memento Mori (Flag)
John O.
This blanket is badass. And being a big Halo fan, I love that the helmet the hot girl is holding is an ODST helmet.
Memento Mori (Blanket)
Ajay C.
Its a well made canvas. And It's a art piece on canvas, you either like it and hang it up in a frame. Or hate it and move on.
Out Of Spells (Canvas)
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Joe C.
This is a super solid Stein with great craftsmanship. Highly recommend.
Pyromancer Stein
Judge E.
Badass! It is made out of printed fabric but maybe they will come out with a PVC version. Still, not bad!
COGS of Battle (Bloody) - Limited Edition - 4.5”x 4.5" Sublimation Velcro Morale Patch
Richard F.
May Odin summon you home on the wings of the Valkyries! Lest we forget all those who made the ultimate sacrifice.
Remember (Shirt)
Isabella S.
I heard about you through Julia and the shirt is to die for so thanks to the both of you.
Memento Mori (Shirt)
Alexander D.
Actually a pretty sick and comfy shirt, and I love the sticker. Threw that bad boy on my phone case.
PRÈŸ (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Hunter W.
The texture and the look are amazing, ice retention is lacking that's the only reason it isn't 5 stars. Other than that I love it, keep up the good work!
GØØN SLÄYÈR (Bottle) (Pre-Order)
Parker B.
It actually fits well and feels like it’s made out of very nice material! Definitely not disappointed with this purchase.
NO QUARTER (Hoodie) (Pre-order)
Cullum P.
Real comfy got this size by accident still good though put it in the couch give it to a kid.
Reclaimed (Fleece Blanket)
Karley D.
Got this for my friends' birthday. He loves playing a wizard in D&D and loves guns so this was the perfect gift 🔥
MAC-10 Magic (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Lori B.
You cannot be represented by West Virginia in any better way than the Mothman holding a pepperoni roll and MD drink! I love this shirt!
Appalachian Guardian (Shirt) (Pre-Order)
Gabe L.
The sticker itself is around 2" tall & 1.5" wide or so. It comes on 3x4" piece of stock. Design is cool just wish I would've bought a bigger size. If it wasn't for the Design I would've rated it 2 out of 5 stars
The Appalachian Guardian
Joe H.
High quality, comfortable and perfect fit, definitely my new favorite shirt and I'll be buying another in a different color.
NO QUARTER (Shirt)
Jace R.
I wore this shirt when my boat capsized in Florida. I was completely fine and It’s now my lucky shirt!
NO QUARTER (Shirt)
Chandler H.
I spend under $30 for this shirt. No complaints from me. It’s a good shirt I like the way the material feels and the print is clean.
Out Of Spells (Shirt)
Andrew A.
They look awesome and are super light. The have been amazing in this heat wave. My only criticism is maybe the elastic around the brief portion is too thin so it rolls up easily. But that’s minor. Love ‘em!
Hell Jumper (Silkies)
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Tom B.
Great people, great apparel, great company. What more can I say, here’s to many more sales and purchases!
Threat Llama Mascot
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Dylan B.
Perfect shirt for a boat trip in Greece
Llama Guardian
Caleb F.
"This is Mr. New Vegas, and I feel something magic in the air tonight, and I'm not just talking about the gamma radiation."
Apocalyptic Cowboy (Shirt)
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Big R.
I have not bought this item YET. Enjoy the image provided
GØØN SLÄYÈR (Hoodie) (Pre-Order)
Logan W.
My boyfriend loves this blanket, the staff were very understanding and worked with me to fix kinks out for mailing and more.
GØØN SLÄYÈR (Blanket)
Michael E.
Friggin love it! The only downside is that the lady keeps stealing it so I had to buy her her own.
Mjölnir (Sweatshirt) (Pre-Order)
Lucas N.
When I got it the first thing I did was put it on and game. Its the most comfy sweater I own to date. Definitely would recommend
Pyromancer (Sweatshirt) (Pre-Order)
Markus M.
I like the way the shirt feels and fits. I got the blue one, it’s my new favorite gym tee. Should have got one for all the boys.
Democracy Spreader (Shirt)
Dakota C.
XL fits great. Comfort colors shirt(s) are always a nice touch. Wouldn’t wear anything else while wandering the wasteland.
Apocalyptic Cowboy (Shirt)
Jason H.
Shipping isn’t the quickest (Took about a week) but it came in one piece, and the customer service is fucking hilarious. Will order again!
Apocalyptic Cowboy (Shirt)
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