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You know Will, I was fully prepared to eat one.
I ordered the heart with my mind made, I tracked that bad boy until it got to my door (2 days earlier than originally said btw, that was amazing) and I waited like a child the night before a school trip - fervent with anxiety and motivation. Got home from work, first stop - mailbox. I ripped into that package with vigor, ready to consume the blasphemous second heart. Finally one with the metal. Hard outside AND in (that’...