RIDE OR DIE. It should really be DRINK OR DIE.
As with most adults, I have turned to getting my surplus energy through coffee. But the thing about most coffees out there is it smells really, REALLY good in the bag/can, but it tastes like motor oil (if I’m lucky).
I have tried all sorts of brands, to no avail. And then I found you guys (Well, actually, a neighbor had accidentally bought your six-pack sampler, realized they had ordered the wrong brand when it arrived, and gave it to us). ...