I never thought I needed a different beard oil, apparently my wife did. So for my birthday I got a cardboard box, "...thanks hun...", So she told me to open the damn box, I opened it and there was a bunch of shredded paper..."...thanks hun..." So she slapped me and pulled this little miniature bottle of what I thought was Maker's Mark out, so I told her it's going to take more than that to get me sauced. Another slap later and I was peeling the wax away and smelling the most amazing aroma to eve...