The Liquid Heart-Palpitation,
I recently decided that my central nervous system was far too relaxed, so I purchased a bag of Red on! After brewing a single cup, I have some thoughts. Specifically, I have about 4,000 thoughts per second.
The Experience
The First Sip: It tastes like a combination of dark chocolate and pure, unadulterated ambition. It’s surprisingly smooth, right up until the moment it reaches your stomach and starts trying to rewrite your DNA.
The Effects (0–10 Minutes): I feel ...