My 68 year old rear end is in a perpetual state of bottomly heaven , as after buying a pair of medium Kelp high risers, I was given a size large Swan high risers.
Now I can have Thunderpants bottombliss everyday with a judicial washing cycle one on and one in the wash.
I am dismayed to have to cover them with trousers and dresses…seriously, because in my ancient vanity, if I squeeze my eyes shut I can imagine I’m a bathing belle from the 1950s and 60s ..
Bloody marvellous Thankyou !